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*clack clack!*

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Maybe you should finish your beer and then talk.

And by talk, I mean write down what you're saying.


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*clack clack* *writes a long squiggly line followed with other squiggly lines.* *hiccup* *more lines*


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OoOOOooOOooh,

To what depths has Creation's downward trajectory come,
When the Demon King, Strong Drink rules Nature's Virginal Kingdom?
For here is a young crab, the pride of his creed and nation,
Who is now wallowing in sottish inebriation.
He will only have beer to thank,
If, despite a ladder, a ramp, a slope or a stairlift being provided, he is sadly unable to climb out of his tank.

Thankyou

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In other words, he's completely drunk!


Doomed!

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Calm down, the sky is not falling yet.

*Thinks for a second.*

Still, just to play it safe.

*Devours Chicken_little.*

Well, I'm now set for life!


Fish-Malkovich wrote:
Calm down, the sky is not falling yet.

My britches, on the other hand...


Alphonse,

No.

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Don't worry, I have a solution for this.

*Sews Comte de Malodor to his britches while he is still wearing them, meaning that they won't fall down nor can they be removed.*

There we are, problem solved!


Casts permancy on Comte's britches.

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Ah yes, best to make sure that there isn't a fiasco.


I suspect this wasn't thought through. Given what he normally smells like, Barbatos only knows what the general effect will be after a couple of days.

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That's where the flamethrowers, nose plugs and aerosols come in.


Galluses, that’s all we really needed.


Really the chicken was correct about being concerned about something...

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Yeah, about being a substitute for the turkey come Christmas!

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Let's find out how many people found the joke funny:

5d20 ⇒ (13, 9, 6, 11, 11) = 50

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I think that I'm starting to go mad with power now that I know how to format my wording!


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Really?

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Yes, I think know he has.


Something about someone going mad?

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With POWER , yes!


Those of us doing PBP games where pretty happy to get the strike-through. Allowed us to show when a spell had been cast.

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Yes, it's also useful for when you make a mistake and you're trying to look less of a foal fool.


And how is that working for you?

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Oh it's going well, especially now that I have BIG plans for everyone.

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By the way, I wonder how crab7 is.

*Shrugs.*

Only time will tell if he's got a hangover or not.


*clack clack*


Shouldn’t you clack 7 times?


Do not ask for how many times the crab clacks.

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Why? Would it be a grave situation?


Clack on, clack off.

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Thank you for the kung fu lesson sensei.


I believe that what we've been hearing are castanets, hence it is now FLAMENCO TIME.


Was actually talking about the noise operated light switch. Then I wanted to mention the handy cutting apparatus: The clack-chop.

But flamenco is a better idea.


Fish-Malkovich wrote:
Why? Would it be a grave situation?

hmm I thought puns where the bears job.

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Not since the fish put him in the blender.

*Dons a male flamenco outfit.*

Let the dancing begin!

*Shows offimpressive flamenco dance moves.*

Olé!


I feel inspired.

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Nobody dances the Flamenco better than my Robobeasts! Take it away all of you, show them how much you've been practicing!

*The Robobeasts prove competent dancers but disaster still strikes.*

NO! What happened? This is all WRONG!


Drrn dr-dr-dr dr-dr-dr, drrn dr-dr-dr dr-dr-dr

AAAAH! AYAYAYAY YAI YAI YAAAAAAA!!!

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*While Dedrick the Professor is still trying to figure out what went wrong, the Flamenco dancing continues.*

Marvellous display of joyous movement, Plugco De Lucia, you must have some Hispanic blood running through your veins. And I never knew that you looked so good in fandango pink!


Hmm interesting.

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Come, Vidmaster7, join us in the dance!


Maybe the 7th crab cake will join in.

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I want to flamenco too, look!

*Shows everyone a pink feathered bird.*

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*Facepalms.*

That's a FLAMINGO you idiot!


Flaming O, or in other words, you've been watching azer porn again.


*crab rave* *clack clack clackity clack clack*

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How did you know that I watch...that...Pulg?

*Sees crab7 raving about.*

Looks like someone is still rather tipsy.

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