Ouchie. Feeling smushed.
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Try not to talk right now, as you keep deflating every time you open your mouth.
*Quickens the pace that I'm operating the balloon pump.*
Should of done this earlier!
*After a few minutes, Schism is now completely inflated (but now actually looking like a balloon).*
Oops! Went a little too far. No matter, easily fixable!
*Pulls out the nozzle from Schism's mouth, allowing the ever hilarious balloon antic to happen before returning to the ground, safe and back to normal. Meanwhile, Dedrick encases Captain Danger Bear in a laminate coating.*
Never use laminate coating unless you have been certified.
Beep Beep
*Zoom
Doom was just going to annihilate a large area of the desert with the Satellite laser.
Always wear goggles while operating space lasers.
Sometimes the only way to be sure is to nuke the planet from space.
Use nuclear devices. Never.
You've never used one? You're missing out.
Good housekeeping is a critical component of any safety program.
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Don't worry everyone, I'll take care of all this!
*Has a vast array of cleaning vehicles gather all of the wreckage and clear it away.*
There, you see, I told you that I would take care of it!
Oh, and just one more thing...
*Actives a large stink bomb (created from dead flowers, expired valentine's chocolate and cheap perfume), resulting in a large pink coloured gas cloud stretching out and making everyone nauseous (except for me of course).*
Happy valentine's Day everyone!
So, the next Mars Rover built at JPL lands on Mars this Thursday afternoon (18th).
It will hit the top of the Martian atmosphere going v=48,144mph and has a time to impact,
I mean time to landing, of 7 minutes. So, what kind of average acceleration will it under go?
*YYYAAAAAAWWWNNN* no that is all.
Beep Beep!
Smurf.
Smurf it is.
It's that or Care Bears.
Whee!
Snow!
Release your inner smurf. You know you want to.
Actually, that's just ash from the Rover when Dedrick went and blew it up!
Hang on, what are you doing on Mars? Get back here this instant!
Mars needs women.
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To self. - Geez, try to sneak a little time off where nobody would think to look and I'm found out immediately.
Coming Boss. Be back on Friday.
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*Meanwhile, a large gladiatorial arena is being built, courtesy of Pulg's Fairy Construction Crew.*
Let's see how things are coming along, shall we?
*An evil looking figure inspects the work and is pleased with the progress so far.*
Excellent, once the arena is completed, the fun will truly begin!
*Starts chuckling to himself, only to notice the other posters are looking on in confusion.*
Oh! Please ignore what's going on everyone, nothing to see here for the time being!
*As the crowd starts to dissipate, a construction fairy approaches with some important documents.*
Hmm? Ah yes, the necessary paperwork for the parts and labour, I'll just sign it now.
*Signs the paperwork.*
Carry on, your payment will arrive once the work is done.
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*Feels a disgusting twinge of sympathy.*
Take the rest of the month off, Schism, you deserve it.
*Grabs The When and throws it to Timemaster7.*
Just make sure to be back by early March, we've got work to do for St. Patrick's Day after all.
Thank you Boss.
Hold on - my fairies make nothing but beautiful music...
How do you know we're not one and the same?
Elvis did not have a beard as magnificent as yours.
He does now.
19 smurf.
20 smurf.
Green is the new smurf?
Smurf will always be the new smurf.
