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Sovereign Court

Nice try, but there's two things you've forgotten:

1. Jumanji is a more hostile place than the "jungle" you showed.

2. The comedy relief is supposed to suffer tremendous amounts of pain (possibly even death) just to amuse the rest of us.


Thar be tigers.


ONWARD!

Sovereign Court

*As I follow Vidmaster7, I hit Waterhammer.*

You're not a pirate and what part of the fact that Jumanji is based on the jungles of AFRICA do you not understand!


Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My!


“Last time for that.” [Causes Reiner’s head to shrink to the size of a grape] “I wield the power of the finite stones, remember?”

Sovereign Court

You're all going to die and there's nothing that can be done about it.

And Waterhammer, your stones have no power, and I'd appreciate it if you would treat this place a little more seriously.


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*As I follow Vidmaster7, I hit Waterhammer.*

You're not a pirate and what part of the fact that Jumanji is based on the jungles of AFRICA do you not understand!

I do be a pirate, and the part that baffles I is how we managed to get the bloody ship this far inland.

Sovereign Court

He be talking about that bilge rat, Waterhammer, not you.

As for the bloody ship, Jumanji created a storm to bring it here.

But enough of that, Dr Pirate do you have anything to replace my nose? I lost it (or rather, it was taken) by a loathsome beast called "The Draken".

Sovereign Court

*Eyes narrow.*

Captain Squint, this just keeps getting better and better.

*The sarcasm in my voice is obvious.*

Be careful everyone, this guy is quite the nasty pirate.


OF course he is. It is in his name.
Just don't compare him to the Nasty Orc.


Captain Ishmael Squint wrote:

He be talking about that bilge rat, Waterhammer, not you.

As for the bloody ship, Jumanji created a storm to bring it here.

But enough of that, Dr Pirate do you have anything to replace my nose? I lost it (or rather, it was taken) by a loathsome beast called "The Draken".

Arrh! Has 'ee heard of the miraculous substance known as 'porridge'?


Are we there yet?


Reiner, are we there yet?


Inquiring minds want to know.

Sovereign Court

Vidmaster7, YOU are the one leading the way. I'm just here to provide knowledge of the dangers. Then again, the Golden Palace should be here somewhere.

Sovereign Court

Aye, tell you what maties, I'll come with you on your little journey.

Sovereign Court

*Looks at Captain Ishmael Squint while walking.*

I don't trust him.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Are we there yet?

No.


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*Looks at Captain Ishmael Squint while walking.*

I don't trust him.

Arrh, why? Ol' Squinty is as honest as the desert is damp!


Oh yeah I was leading... You would think I would know...


Viiiid, are we nearly there yet?


It's quite possible.

Sovereign Court

Just look for golden coloured buildings that glitter in the sunlight.

*Begins rifling through pockets.*

I've realised that I mispoke slightly, by Golden Palace I meant Golden City, the palace is actually called The Palace of Clues.

*Pulls out numerous gold coins and a large wad of bank notes.*

Also, we'll need to pay to get further on the journey. Fortunately, I have plenty of cash, courtesy of the Banco Central De Jumanji.

Sovereign Court

Aye lad, from what I understand, the Golden City is the centre (the very heart) of Jumanji itself.


I had to think about where a jungle's heart would be located. It's probably where the most poisonous snakes are.


The most poisonous, yes, but also the kindest.


That's right just because they are deadly doesn't make them monsters.

Sovereign Court

True, but we are not in a natural place.

*Uses machete to hack more vegetation (and, by mistake, Vidmaster7's beard).*

Jumanji is man made and cursed by African voodoo.

*Points out something a few miles from the group.*

We're close to the Golden City now, there it is.


City of tiny lights...

Watch out where the huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow.

Sovereign Court

Waterhammer, you are a prize moron!

*Shakes head in disbelief.*

Jumanji is going to eat you up and spit you out.

*Continues to the Golden City, hoping Waterhammer dies horribly.*

I can tolerate Comte de Malodor being silly, but NOT anyone else!


But I'm so BIG!!!

Waterhammer is so tiny!

Every cloud is silver liney!


What is snow?
And why can't someone eat the yellow one?

Sovereign Court

*Purposefully clamps a bear trap onto the head of Comte de Malodor. And then another one on his "pride".*

Well, that's one way to relieve stress.

*Bites Schism multiple times and drinks her blood.*

And that's another! Now come on!

*Continues walking to the Golden City.*


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*Purposefully clamps a bear trap onto the head of Comte de Malodor. And then another one on his "pride".*

At last, a cure for herpes.


If you’re surrounded by noisy birds, it’s called chirpies.


It's ok I have more beard to spare.


Waterhammer wrote:
If you’re surrounded by noisy birds, it’s called chirpies.

Why do warts

Suddenly appear,

Every time

You are near?


Yarrgh.


Attennshun!
The Captain will now speak.


Alright you scurvy dogs.
I want this ship put in order or you will be hung from the highest spar facing the sun until I decide to release you or the birds peck your blind eyes out, whichever comes first.


I feels woozy.

Sovereign Court

*Yells from great distance.*

If you really want the ship, lassie, then you can have it! We're heading for the Golden City!

Sovereign Court

*Feels guilty about drinking Schism's blood, so I cradle carry her as we start reaching the gates of the Golden City.*

To be honest, I was actually curious what other personalities of yours my bite would awaken.


HEE! HEE! HEE!

Have no worries my dear count.
The first bite was enough.
You never know when the rest of me will arrive.

Sovereign Court

If you have a hand full of pebbles, and you don’t count them; you could have an infinite number of pebbles. You don’t know till you count...

Schrodinger’s pebbles.


Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me,


Argh! Ye silly lot o pirates. Always running in a circle ‘cause yer peg leg be stuck in a knot hole.


That does sound inconvenient.

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