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*eats an accordion accompanied by the most terrifying tones from the dying instrument*

WAS.


*digs in, spraying food chunks all over*


UnArcaneElection wrote:

^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .

GURG HOPE.


*eats Pumpkin the Paladin*


*sulks*

*eats Poog*

*looks expectantly up at the speaker*


*eats Pulg*

*coughs up hairball*


UNDEAD TASTY. ONLY SOME NOT ROTTED ENOUGH... NOT SO GLOFFY.


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COME JOIN GURG.

*looks hungrily at the count*


*starts eating one of the chairs*

*provides otyugh ambience to the banquet*


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*burps clouds of otyugh-breath and molasses stench*

YUM. GURG LIKE TWILIGHT. AND MOLASSES.


I EATS PASTA! NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY EATS FOR ME.


BigNorseWolf wrote:


Best tasting recipee for otyugh

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

Place otyugh on cardboard

Place otyugh and cardboard in oven for 6 hours

Remove otyugh and cardboard

Discard otyugh

Eat the cardboard.

I CAN HAS GLOFFY MEATS?


*applauds*

FUNNY.


*eats Chuck Les*

*burps*

NOT HOBBIT. HIM GLOFFY.


WANT HOBBITS.


HOBBITS FREE TOO.


NO. IS NOT. IS COUSIN.


NOBODY INVITES ME. NEXT GUY SAYS WHY.


YOU BIG STINKY HEAP TRASH? SAY TO "LOOKING FOR GLOFFIES".


UHHHHH... COSPLAY?

NEXT GUY HAS FOUND A LOT OF GLOFFY TRASH.


GOOD SENSE OF SMELL ENOUGH FOR GURG.

NEXT GUY HAS NO GARBAGE. IS UNHAPPY.


HIM GLOFFY-GLOFFY.


*eats*


YAH. NOT GLOFFY.


*burps after eating all the new posts notifications*

*falls asleep*


HE GLOFFY.

*burps*


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GURG-SOTHOTH.


*eats scone and mythical broadsword*

*looks around when people fall silent*

*sneaks out utterly unobserved (in its mind) and avoids awkward situation*


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GLOFFY GLOFFY FOOD TIME WITH GURG!!!


TEN. LOOK GLOFFY GLOFFY.


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Aberzombie wrote:
The two kinds of white alligators are albino and leucistic.

WAS DIPPED IN BLEACH. OW.


*eats IHIYC*

*burps*

NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY FOR ME.


NOT ANYMORE.


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OFFAL?


*eats Casper*

*burps*


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IS GLOFFY.


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*eats bait*

YUM GLOFFY BAIT.


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*eats Miss Piggy, then goes back to huddling in the cold under a bush*


OM NOM NOM!!!


GLOFF TECHNI.. GUY. START TOMORROW.

NEXT GUY IS GIVING BACK.


GRUUUUUUSK!!!!!


Aranna wrote:
Yes David they are always hiring. Nobody seems to think that is their dream job... Well maybe vomit guy?

SOUND GLOFFY... THEY COUNT BAGS?


*looks in and licks its lips*

*eats 1860. election and all*

*burps after its favourite, an oral solution*


HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!! OLD GUY FUNNY!!!

...GURG NO GET IT.


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*swims around in DTSM's trash compactor*

*is hungries*


Comte de Malodor wrote:

Yes... It's time for a lovely carriage ride, then you can come into my chateau, little goblin chum, and see my etchings... muahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!

The next poster is La Comtesse's divorce lawyer.

URRRRRRR... GURG DIV... DOVI... LAW OTYUGH. YOU NO LIKE THAT GUY? NO WANT HIM? HIM GLOFFY GLOFFY?

Next poster will have to sort out all these ninjas.


GURG HAVE OLD ONE?


*eats gloffy gobbo*

*hides from next poster to protect its gloffy gobbo*


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*eats the drive-in food happily*


*peers down into the well, trying to see if there is something gloffy everyone is discussing*

Full Name

Laetshi Nicolae

Race

Human (Varisian)

Classes/Levels

Gunslinger 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 14 | T: 12 | FF: 12 | CMD: 11 | Fort/Ref/Will: +2/+4/+1 | Init: +2 | Perception: +4 | Sense Motive: +1

Gender

Female

Size

M

Age

24

Alignment

NG

Deity

Sivanah

Languages

Common, Elven, Varisian

Strength 7
Dexterity 14
Constitution 10
Intelligence 12
Wisdom 10
Charisma 20

About Laetshi Nicolae

LAETSHI NICOLAE (PFS# 116049-6)
Human (Varisian) Gunslinger (Mysterious Stranger) 1
CN Medium human
Init +2; Senses Perception +4

DEFENSE
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AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex)
hp 10 (1d10)
Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1 (+2 bonus vs. mind-affecting)

OFFENSE
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee dagger -1 (1d4-2/19-20)
Ranged pistol +3 (1d8/x4)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.

STATISTICS
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Str 7, Dex 14, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 20
Base Atk +1; CMB -1; CMD 11
Traits Indomitable Faith, Latent Psion
Feats Point Blank Shot, Rapid Reload
Skills Acrobatics +6, Craft (alchemy) +5, Diplomacy +6, Knowledge (nobility) +1, Perception +4, Sense Motive +1
Languages Common, Elven, Varisian
SQ deeds, grit, gunsmith
Gear battered pistol, bullets (25), dagger, leather armor, wand of cure light wounds [20.5 lbs.]
Wealth 538 g

SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Grit (Ex): A gunslinger makes her mark upon the world with daring deeds. Some gunslingers claim they belong to a mystical way of the gun, but it’s more likely that the volatile nature of firearms simply prunes the unlucky and careless from their ranks. Whatever the reason, all gunslingers have grit. In game terms, grit is a fluctuating measure of a gunslinger’s ability to perform amazing actions in combat. At the start of each day, a mysterious stranger gains a number of grit points equal to her Charisma modifier (minimum 1). Her grit goes up or down throughout the day, but usually cannot go higher than her Charisma modifier (minimum 1), though some feats and magic items may affect this maximum. A gunslinger spends grit to accomplish deeds (see below), and regains grit in the following ways.

Critical Hit with a Firearm: Each time the gunslinger confirms a critical hit with a firearm attack while in the heat of combat, she regains 1 grit point. Confirming a critical hit on a helpless or unaware creature or on a creature that has fewer Hit Dice than half the gunslinger’s character level does not restore grit.

Killing Blow with a Firearm: When the gunslinger reduces a creature to 0 or fewer hit points with a firearm attack while in the heat of combat, she regains 1 grit point. Destroying an unattended object, reducing a helpless or unaware creature to 0 or fewer hit points, or reducing a creature that has fewer Hit Dice than half the gunslinger’s character level to 0 or fewer hit points does not restore any grit.

Deeds: Gunslingers spend grit points to accomplish deeds. Most deeds grant the gunslinger some momentary bonus or effect, but there are some that provide longer-lasting effects. Some deeds stay in effect as long as the gunslinger has at least 1 grit point. The following is the list of base gunslinger deeds. A gunslinger can only perform deeds of her level or lower. Unless otherwise noted, a deed can be performed multiple successive times, as long as the appropriate amount of grit is spent to perform the deed.

Deadeye (Ex): At 1st level, the gunslinger can resolve an attack against touch AC instead of normal AC when firing beyond her firearm’s first range increment. Performing this deed costs 1 grit point per range increment beyond the first. The gunslinger still takes the –2 penalty on attack rolls for each range increment beyond the first when she performs this deed.

Gunslinger’s Dodge (Ex): At 1st level, the gunslinger gains an uncanny knack for getting out of the way of ranged attacks. When a ranged attack is made against the gunslinger, she can spend 1 grit point to move 5 feet as an immediate action; doing so grants the gunslinger a +2 bonus to AC against the triggering attack. This movement is not a 5-foot step, and provokes attacks of opportunity. Alternatively, the gunslinger can drop prone to gain a +4 bonus to AC against the triggering attack. The gunslinger can only perform this deed while wearing medium or light armor, and while carrying no more than a light load.

Focused Aim (Ex): At 1st level, as a swift action, the mysterious stranger can spend 1 grit point to gain a bonus on all firearm damage rolls equal to her Charisma modifier (minimum 1) with all firearm attacks she makes until the end of her turn. At 7th level, when she uses the dead shot deed, she multiplies this bonus by the number of hits she made while rolling the Dead Shot attack.

PFS Bookkeeping:

Faction Sovereign Court
Experience 1
Fame 2; Prestige 0
Past Scenarios
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