yea, you look like a deformed dwarf that dabbled with a polymorph other spell that backfired.
Oh, I win!
Get back to your bar, you bearded hippie.
Like watching one too many cheesy Josh Whedon plotlines, you look like lichdom gone awfully wrong,
Now it's back to the sarcophagus with you.
And I win again!
Never said I was a lich and I am not Belphegor, so I don't sleep in a sarcophagus. Unless you can get the facts straight, you can't win.
You're still missing your left tarsals. They're scattered around the Prime Material Plane, being used as play-toys, and until you undertake and fulfill a Great Quest to find them, you can't win.
I'll just hire an adventurer. I'll keep winning in the meantime.
Never said I was a lich and I am not Belphegor, so I don't sleep in a sarcophagus. Unless you can get the facts straight, you can't win.
I am Belphegor, and I am not a lich either. I am a respectable ghost sorcerer, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
BTW - Win.
Ah! An archmage ascending to godhood. A winner every time.
I win!
Hate to shoot you down in azure flames here, but I win.
I will be a god of knowledge and magic, not big pussy cats with cap-nip. Hence, I win again.
"Cap-nip"?! What is that, some sort of perverted head fetish? Eeww. That doesn't earn you any wins. Just the opposite. So I win.
...
I don't see this ending well...
Or at all...
:(
I M Winning!
::::SKREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!:::
No, I'm winning because I'm Awesome!
MATT DAMON!!!
*shoos away the animals*
RRRAAAAHHHHRRRR!!!!
*Cold cocks Puppet into another thread*
*calls the circus*
I am the Orc god and warlord Awesome possum clean out the rest of this here riff raff and let us win this thread.
:::::SSSSKKKKKKKKKRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!::::
Starts biting everybody viciously until he wins, except for biting Gruumsh, his favorite Orc God, or course...
Excuse you. You can't do anything 'viciously ' without my approval.
Permission? I'm awesome and I don't need permission.
Bites Vicious Chicken
So... did I win yet?
Not yet. Come back later.
...now? Did I win now?
No.
Try again on the 12th of Never.
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I win.
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
No. We don't want your copies of the Watchtower from 1988.
And you're a seagull.
I'm Batman...
I never win - this game is rigged!
You won for over 3 hours. It's my turn now.
I'm a kid and I win.
It was 7 minutes in heaven.
Your halo is mine and your forty minutes of divinity are up. I win.
(swipe) The paw is faster than the eye. I win!
Who needs thumbs? A quick pounce will do.
It's just not enough.