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Nope, I don't have any super powers that I know off...except the one that lets me eat almost anything edible known to mankind.Ok so now we have a matter eater lad-y and D-spoon bender. I think gran has the power to make infinite bad jokes. We can't call him the joker however that one is taken. I'm Batman.
My name has 5 letters and 3 vowels. top that! I'm Batman. I win.
Gran why do they read the sold out sign then walk in and ask if we have rooms? Because I'm Batman.
I'm Batman. *broods*
*scowls menacingly*
You muscling in on my turf, buddy? You shouldn't do that. Ya' know, 'cause I'm Batman.
So, are you wearing anything that's actually yours? Or are you running around in Penguin's shirt and pants and Fish Mooney's underwear? Pretty sure these are Catwoman's undies. And the Riddler's shoes. Joker's socks. Robin's gloves. Superman's cape. And Captain America's jock strap (don't ask). But the mask is all mine.
That's where you are wrong. I am Batman, but these aren't my pants.
*yoinks mask*But then I thought what if I was Batman?I'm Batman. Says so right in my name. Ooh. That felt good. Do that again.
But then I thought what if I was Batman? I'm Batman. Says so right in my name.
I could understand him perfectly well. After all, I'm Batman.
Cr500cricket is banned for chirping while I'm trying to brood.
Cr500cricket is banned because, you know...I'm Batman.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because, ya know...I'm Batman.
Mark Hoover is banned because...I'm Batman.
I fear no fire because...I'm Batman.
Besides, I'm Batman. Says so right in my name.
I'm Batman...
Ben...Affleck.
No. Repeat after me. Ben...Ben...B.B.B....Ben
Ben Affleck.
Not Matt Damon. Ben Affleck.
I win again. Because, ya'know, I'm Ben Affleck.
I may not be the winner this thread deserves, but I am the winner this thread has.
The win is mine, because, ya know, I'm Batman.
I am worth the win. Because, ya know, I'm Batman.
lucky7 is banned because, y'know, I'm Batman.
I win because, y'know, I'm Batman. |
