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yea, you look like a deformed dwarf that dabbled with a polymorph other spell that backfired.

Oh, I win!


Get back to your bar, you bearded hippie.


Like watching one too many cheesy Josh Whedon plotlines, you look like lichdom gone awfully wrong,

Now it's back to the sarcophagus with you.

And I win again!


Never said I was a lich and I am not Belphegor, so I don't sleep in a sarcophagus. Unless you can get the facts straight, you can't win.


You're still missing your left tarsals. They're scattered around the Prime Material Plane, being used as play-toys, and until you undertake and fulfill a Great Quest to find them, you can't win.


I'll just hire an adventurer. I'll keep winning in the meantime.


El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas wrote:
Never said I was a lich and I am not Belphegor, so I don't sleep in a sarcophagus. Unless you can get the facts straight, you can't win.

I am Belphegor, and I am not a lich either. I am a respectable ghost sorcerer, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

BTW - Win.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

No you were just holding the spot for me. Since The Orc God is the winner.


Ah! An archmage ascending to godhood. A winner every time.

I win!


Hate to shoot you down in azure flames here, but I win.


I will be a god of knowledge and magic, not big pussy cats with cap-nip. Hence, I win again.


"Cap-nip"?! What is that, some sort of perverted head fetish? Eeww. That doesn't earn you any wins. Just the opposite. So I win.


...


I don't see this ending well...
Or at all...


:(


I M Winning!


::::SKREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!:::

No, I'm winning because I'm Awesome!


MATT DAMON!!!

*shoos away the animals*


RRRAAAAHHHHRRRR!!!!

*Cold cocks Puppet into another thread*


*calls the circus*

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

I am the Orc god and warlord Awesome possum clean out the rest of this here riff raff and let us win this thread.

Silver Crusade

I have returned, my good friends, to VICTORY!!!

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

only to have it taken from you once again by me.

Silver Crusade

Yes, there shall be rebellion, but I shall CRUSH it!!!

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

The only thing you are crushing is maybe a nut. I win


Gruumash . wrote:
I am the Orc god and warlord Awesome possum clean out the rest of this here riff raff and let us win this thread.

:::::SSSSKKKKKKKKKRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!::::

Starts biting everybody viciously until he wins, except for biting Gruumsh, his favorite Orc God, or course...


Excuse you. You can't do anything 'viciously ' without my approval.


Permission? I'm awesome and I don't need permission.

Bites Vicious Chicken


So... did I win yet?


Not yet. Come back later.


...now? Did I win now?


No.


Try again on the 12th of Never.


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I win.


Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*


No. We don't want your copies of the Watchtower from 1988.


And you're a seagull.


I'm Batman...


I never win - this game is rigged!


You won for over 3 hours. It's my turn now.


I'm a kid and I win.

Sovereign Court

Hope you enjoyed your 5 mins of victory Chicken.


It was 7 minutes in heaven.


Your halo is mine and your forty minutes of divinity are up. I win.


(swipe) The paw is faster than the eye. I win!

Silver Crusade

Who has two thumbs and is a winner? This guy!


So, I should take your thumbs to stop your winning?

*takes Zeriah Bindel's thumbs*

There. That ought to do it.

Silver Crusade

It's fine. Mine grow back.


Who needs thumbs? A quick pounce will do.


It's just not enough.

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