VTPJ, I like the how you seem to be budding a bunch of new eyes. Are you using a new fertilizier?
What slaad? Angel of Violence is a Jill, as is LJ. ???That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!
*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....
What? that is not Angel of Violence! That is the stupid Bunny slaad thingy!
Yes, actually. Hungry Jack cooking. It doesn't even need to degrade, it starts out that way!
*pours gallon of Dark & Stormy into VTPJ's nutrient mix, complete with real bone meal*
Now if we could get Hugo to do a picture with the major players from the Fourms are way Too Long!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thread.
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What slaad? Angel of Violence is a Jill, as is LJ. ???That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!
*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....What? that is not Angel of Violence! That is the stupid Bunny slaad thingy!
It sure looks like me. I posed for it.
Amongst 'other' pictures you posed for... ;)
That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!
*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....
{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.
Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.
But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.
{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.
{Another hologram transmission comes in from the Dark & Stormy thread.}
"Luckily, my memories of those particular events are crystal clear..."
Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.
But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.
"Well, we all know about curiosity and the cat, so I may just have to get in on this..." he says with a grin.
That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!
*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.
Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.
But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.
{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.{Another hologram transmission comes in from the Dark & Stormy thread.}
"Luckily, my memories of those particular events are crystal clear..."
"Well, we all know about curiosity and the cat, so I may just have to get in on this..." he says with a grin.Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.
But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.
Oooh, sorry, I was away... here's another linky to the same picture
Courtesy of Jack Hammer!
I hope you like it
What's with all the poodles reaching into the mugs? I can see their fuzzy little bodies. ;)
Mmmm... I'm on the munchies for Pork rind anf guacamole...or a nice BBQ..or both...
Mmmm... I'm on the munchies for Pork rind anf guacamole...or a nice BBQ..or both...
There might be some leftover behind the bar. Oops, sorry. Looks like it's scurrying away. Must not be guacamole.
Amongst 'other' pictures you posed for... ;)I thought we had agreed not to mention them. Unless Lynora-Jill ha changed her mind about having them published.
You're the one that mentioned posing. Naturally my thoughts went right there. ;)
Amongst 'other' pictures you posed for... ;)I thought we had agreed not to mention them. Unless Lynora-Jill ha changed her mind about having them published.
Nope, definitely haven't changed my mind about having them published. But I think I could be easily edited out of a couple of those if you really wanted... ;)
I was over at the Slaad thread yesterday. Boy, thier insnae I tell you. One flung mayonnaise everywhere and now it smells like rotten eggs.
Where's the shower.
Fellows!
your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!
Now help me unload and drik up the PBR truck I have parked on the backyard
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!
I'm so proud of beign a Jack :D
I was over at the Slaad thread yesterday. Boy, thier insnae I tell you. One flung mayonnaise everywhere and now it smells like rotten eggs.
Where's the shower.
Oh hey cutie, you can shower with me. I'll get you all sudsey and then we-
Wait... {takes closer look}
Oopsie, sorry, you're not the feline I'm looking for. {Gates back out of thread}
I was over at the Slaad thread yesterday. Boy, thier insnae I tell you. One flung mayonnaise everywhere and now it smells like rotten eggs.
Where's the shower.
Oh hey cutie, you can shower with me. I'll get you all sudsey and then we-
Wait... {takes closer look}
Oopsie, sorry, you're not the feline I'm looking for. {Gates back out of thread}
Wait, I'm here, I'm here!
Fellows!
your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!
Now help me unload and drik up the PBR truck I have parked on the backyard
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!
I'm so proud of beign a Jack :D
CONGRATS! Parteeee!
Hey Frat! It's your birthday! Hey Frat! It's the day after your birthday! Maybe Hungry Jack can make you a rum cake?
You know, unloading this truck would be a lot easier if that construction dude had put a loading dock in near the bar.
Wait, I'm here, I'm here!
No, sorry, you're not Rumblebelly O' the Dales.
But you can have this red Swingline stapler as a consolation gift, and a copy of the home game, The Slaadi Sutra.
Wait, I'm here, I'm here!No, sorry, you're not Rumblebelly O' the Dales.
But you can have this red Swingline stapler as a consolation gift, and a copy of the home game, The Slaadi Sutra.
Isn't that the book about all the different ways to egg someone? Oh, you're so lucky, weird kitty thingy.
Fellows!
your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!
Happy Birthday, Frat.
The Jack will be with you...always.
[Uses the Jack to levitate a beer in Frat's direction.]
Isn't that the book about all the different ways to egg someone? Oh, you're so lucky, weird kitty thingy.
{shocked, flips through book} Oh. My. Slaad! I thought The Slaadi Sutra was about something completely different.
I guess I'll just need to write my own book then. Hmmmm, but I still need a "writing" partner.
{props up large open-bottomed crate with a stick, baits trap with a kilo of Westgate-grade catnip, then lays trail of Red Bulls leading to it} There! {hides behind a two-tiered shrubbery with a path down the middle, waits impatiently to trap herself a were-tiger}
Isn't that the book about all the different ways to egg someone? Oh, you're so lucky, weird kitty thingy.{shocked, flips through book} Oh. My. Slaad! I thought The Slaadi Sutra was about something completely different.
I guess I'll just need to write my own book then. Hmmmm, but I still need a "writing" partner.
{props up large open-bottomed crate with a stick, baits trap with a kilo of Westgate-grade catnip, then lays trail of Red Bulls leading to it} There! {hides behind a two-tiered shrubbery with a path down the middle, waits impatiently to trap herself a were-tiger}
A purposeful rustling in the bushes heralds a large feline shape coming out into the thread. In his hybrid weretiger form, Devlyn casually walks up to the crate (picking up the Red Bulls as he goes and stowing them away for later). He then looks at said crate, sniffs the air, then with a chuckle sits down around the crate so that it falls down into his lap, his tail swishing slowly back and forth in the grass. Arms resting on is knees, he calls out:
"Ahem...'Lo - I am trapped, the horror. Whatever shall I have to do to escape this terrible predicament?', or something like that...." as he waits for Amby, trying desperately to keep a straight face.
A purposeful rustling in the bushes heralds a large feline shape coming out into the thread. In his hybrid weretiger form, Devlyn casually walks up to the crate (picking up the Red Bulls as he goes and stowing them away for later). He then looks at said crate, sniffs the air, then with a chuckle sits down around the crate so that it falls down into his lap, his tail swishing slowly back and forth in the grass. Arms resting on is knees, he calls out:
"Ahem...'Lo - I am trapped, the horror. Whatever shall I have to do to escape this terrible predicament?', or something like that...." as he waits for Amby, trying desperately to keep a straight face.
{springs forth from shrubbery (Ni!), dances naked around the were-tiger like a maypole, wrapping him up in delicate silk ribbon, "restraining" him} Thank goodness. I was afraid I'd have to fall back on using Acme equipment to catch you.
{grunts daintily, slings weretiger over naked shoulder, sashays off into deeper forest to secluded glen far from the Jacks prying eyes and cameras}
Hmmm, we need to conduct some extensive and exhaustive research. You're going to have to write most of the lead-up stuff; I seem to be too direct for most of that poetic romance stuff.
And stop wiggling your tail like that! It tickles down there... and there too... and WOAH- ok save that for later... maybe Chapter 4.
{the two disappear for some time, their frolicing witnessed only by some wildlife and curious fey}
Mmmm... levitating beer... that's a cool trick!
*Grabs the beer*
Mmmm... levitating beer... that's a cool trick!
*Grabs the beer*
Dude! It's light beer.
Drinks some lager that doesn't float
{springs forth from shrubbery (Ni!), dances naked around the were-tiger like a maypole, wrapping him up in delicate silk ribbon, "restraining" him} Thank goodness. I was afraid I'd have to fall back on using Acme equipment to catch you.
{grunts daintily, slings weretiger over naked shoulder, sashays off into deeper forest to secluded glen far from the Jacks prying eyes and cameras}
Hmmm, we need to conduct some extensive and exhaustive research. You're going to have to write most of the lead-up stuff; I seem to be too direct for most of that poetic romance stuff.
And stop wiggling your tail like that! It tickles down there... and there too... and WOAH- ok save that for later... maybe Chapter 4.
{the two disappear for some time, their frolicing witnessed only by some wildlife and curious fey}
"Acme equipment!? Promise me we aren't using anything from them as part of the research..." ;D
Happy birthday Frat, mine was a few days before that!Fellows!
your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!
Now help me unload and drik up the PBR truck I have parked on the backyard
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!
I'm so proud of beign a Jack :D
Cool! Happy Belated, Boss!
Seems like August is full of celebrations. *raises toasts to all*
"Acme equipment!? Promise me we aren't using anything from them as part of the research..." ;D
{dreamily} No nothing for us. Just some doggie kibble with explosives hidden it for the Poodles. Oh, and a jumbo anvil, 'cause it was on sale. And that flying bat-suit for Eekster's birthday, but only because she's into that whole latex bodysuit phase now.
{rolls him onto back, pours another Red Bull in him} Break time's over. Less talk, more work!
{her antics to Devlyn traumatize a too-curious family of chipmonks, who dutifully report her to Smokey the Bear.}
Happy birthday Frat, mine was a few days before that!
Why didn't you mention it?!?!
*Gives big bear hug to Callous* HAPPE JACKDAY!
Now we have an excuse for yet another beer truck and BBQ!!!
Happy birthday Frat, mine was a few days before that!
Why didn't you mention it?!?!
*Gives big bear hug to Callous* HAPPE JACKDAY!
Now we have an excuse for yet another beer truck and BBQ!!!
BBQ?!
I'm in!
Should we use the sacrificial altar those construction dudes built in front of the CJ monument? That thing's big enough to roast a T-Rex!
Speaking of the construction dudes.....
*listens for sounds of hammering, but is answered by the chirping of crickets*
Must be on break. A darn long one too.
{dreamily} No nothing for us. Just some doggie kibble with explosives hidden it for the Poodles. Oh, and a jumbo anvil, 'cause it was on sale. And that flying bat-suit for Eekster's birthday, but only because she's into that whole latex bodysuit phase now.
{rolls him onto back, pours another Red Bull in him} Break time's over. Less talk, more work!
"Wait - so your sister's going to do a flyby over us in a skintight latex bat-suit carrying a jumbo anvil?" he asks as he downs the Red Bull, still a bit dazed. "You sure know how to pique a guy's interest, don't ya - what chapter is that going to be in?"
{her antics to Devlyn traumatize a too-curious family of chipmonks, who dutifully report her to Smokey the Bear.}
BBQ?!
I'm in!
Should we use the sacrificial altar those construction dudes built in front of the CJ monument? That thing's big enough to roast a T-Rex!
Perhaps we should round up some Poodles....
Perhaps we should round up some Poodles....BBQ?!
I'm in!
Should we use the sacrificial altar those construction dudes built in front of the CJ monument? That thing's big enough to roast a T-Rex!
Perhaps we should round up some Poodles....BBQ?!
I'm in!
Should we use the sacrificial altar those construction dudes built in front of the CJ monument? That thing's big enough to roast a T-Rex!
Fun, but there's more meat on chicken wings. Especially Dire Chicken Wings!