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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should not the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?

And lo, the Lords of the Boards found that they could no longer contain all the awesome that is the Jack. Thus was the Jack born, and he went out amongst the threads.


The Jack is strong with this one...


Slurps a beer, checks tivo for bikini wrestling


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?

EDIT: Heh-heh. That's exactly what PJ is doing this exact moment, Devlyn. In what plane would one find Fiendish T-Rexs?

That would be any plane in which the mighty hand of Doc Jacobs is running things, of course... ;P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
That would be any plane in which the mighty hand of Doc Jacobs is running things, of course... ;P

I can see the adventure series now: Panama Jack and the Jungles of Gaping Maw ... Panama Jack and the Rakshasa Maharaja ... Panama Jack and the Demon Apes of Bar-Igura ...LOL


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
That would be any plane in which the mighty hand of Doc Jacobs is running things, of course... ;P
I can see the adventure series now: Panama Jack and the Jungles of Gaping Maw ... Panama Jack and the Rakshasa Maharaja ... Panama Jack and the Demon Apes of Bar-Igura ...LOL

Panama Jack and the Wrath of Tyranthraxus. Poor Panama Jack... ;D


Panama Jack and the Pyramids of Power.

Deep within the Mwangi jungles, a long-forgotten tomb waits for one worthy enough to overcome the perils that await them. One worthy enough to claim the power of a lost world for themself. Only a Jack has enough brass to dare.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{dreamily} No nothing for us. Just some doggie kibble with explosives hidden it for the Poodles. Oh, and a jumbo anvil, 'cause it was on sale. And that flying bat-suit for Eekster's birthday, but only because she's into that whole latex bodysuit phase now.

{rolls him onto back, pours another Red Bull in him} Break time's over. Less talk, more work!

{her antics to Devlyn traumatize a too-curious family of chipmonks, who dutifully report her to Smokey the Bear.}

Devlyn wakes up from the most pleasantly-induced coma in his recent memory, looks around and notices that Amby is not there. Sees a note from her stating that she went shopping for some things, and will be back shortly.

He stretches out and sits up.
"Guess I'd better start on that dictation while my memories are still fresh," he says to himself with a wide grin as he pulls out stylus and parchment.

[scribble scribble scribble] ;)

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?

Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?


Why do you not worship me, your king?

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?
Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?

Here, here!

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
King Julien of the Lemurs wrote:
Why do you not worship me, your king?

*punt*

Hey, he landed in the mine field!


King Julien of the Lemurs wrote:
Why do you not worship me, your king?

*leaps at King Julien, mouth open*

Lemur for lunch!
*avoids mines*


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
*avoids mines*

Good idea, clarifying that.... ;D


Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?
Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?

That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?
Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)

Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?
Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)
Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!

I'm certain that Frat Jack will be arrested for indecent exposure again.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?
Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)
Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!
I'm certain that Frat Jack will be arrested for indecent exposure again.

Just watch out for PETA; Paizonians for the Equal Treatment of Avatars. They'll ruin the party, with all their talk about how they have rights too. All the peasants will get riled up again.


Jack Hammer wrote:


Just watch out for PETA; Paizonians for the Equal Treatment of Avatars. They'll ruin the party, with all their talk about how they have rights too. All the peasants will get riled up again.

But isn't squashing peasants one of your favorite party games? ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Happy Birthday, CJ. Some Jack should note the date somewhere so that Founder's Day is always observed. Or should it just be known as Jack Day?
Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)
Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!
I'm certain that Frat Jack will be arrested for indecent exposure again.
Just watch out for PETA; Paizonians for the Equal Treatment of Avatars. They'll ruin the party, with all their talk about how they have rights too. All the peasants will get riled up again.

We have a Jack-a-pult that will take care of these PETA members. They have rights alright. The right to fly through the air and the right to splat. MUHAHAHAHA!


How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.


Obi-Jack wrote:
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.

Jacks don't do math.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Obi-Jack wrote:
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.
Jacks don't do math.

They should! ::Churp::


Noisy_Cricket wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Obi-Jack wrote:
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.
Jacks don't do math.

They should! ::Churp::

*lifts leg* *SQUISH!!!* Damn bugs are bad this time of year.


:::A buzzing insect enters the club:::

BBbbbbbzzzzzzzzz

Darts past three jacks and a lynora-Jill


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Noisy_Cricket wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Obi-Jack wrote:
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.
Jacks don't do math.

They should! ::Churp::

*lifts leg* *SQUISH!!!* Damn bugs are bad this time of year.

Oh, for the love of God, I wish you didn't do that. He was a friend of mine.


Lord of All Insects wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Noisy_Cricket wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Obi-Jack wrote:
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.
Jacks don't do math.

They should! ::Churp::

*lifts leg* *SQUISH!!!* Damn bugs are bad this time of year.
Oh, for the love of God, I wish you didn't do that. He was a friend of mine.

Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Oh, for the love of God, I wish you didn't do that. He was a friend of mine.
Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*

:::Zips past JRHM and finds a niche in the high wall:::

:::He mines the front entrance and then rubs his hands together, then across his wings:::

::He waits and plots:::


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*

"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"


Noisy_Cricket wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*

"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

Oh, that one's easy. Even I can do that one. He should send Acme out to buy some more beer right away. Then there's lots and no more problem.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Noisy_Cricket wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*

"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

Oh, that one's easy. Even I can do that one. He should send Acme out to buy some more beer right away. Then there's lots and no more problem.

No, no, no, I need numbers.


Then be useful and figure out the span between CJ's birthday and the birthday of the thread.


Noisy_Cricket wrote:
"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

You are new here, aren't you? Or maybe confused by the whole metric to Jack Imperial Units thingie. You aren't phrasing your question correctly:

"A Jack drank three kegs from a six pack and had three more kegs left on the pallet. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

BTW, you know that Slaadi are distantly related to frogs, right? {licks lips at the talking snack}


Obi-Jack wrote:
Then be useful and figure out the span between CJ's birthday and the birthday of the thread.

Sorry, I limit my quantitative abilities to binary and alcohol.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

You are new here, aren't you? Or maybe confused by the whole metric to Jack Imperial Units thingie. You aren't phrasing your question correctly:

"A Jack drank three kegs from a six pack and had three more kegs left on the pallet. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

Being a Jack, he can drink as many as he pleases. So your questions are pointless.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
BTW, you know that Slaadi are distantly related to frogs, right? {licks lips at the talking snack}

That's it, we're leaving. Scoops up Noisy Cricket Let's get away from the Slaads and Jacks and Keggers.

Walks out the door


[scribble scribble scribble]

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Noisy_Cricket wrote:
Obi-Jack wrote:
Then be useful and figure out the span between CJ's birthday and the birthday of the thread.
Sorry, I limit my quantitative abilities to binary and alcohol.

Weren't you in that Pinnochio movie?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

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"A Jack drank three kegs from a six pack and had three more kegs left on the pallet. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

I feel like that owl on the Tootsie Pop commercial. commerical

How many kegs does it take to get to the Jack's 'happy place'? One, two, three... Three. :P


True Story. I was showing my 14 yo daughter something on my laptop. She sees my Jacks wallpaper, and asks me why do I have Lego guys on my screen. *sigh* Didn't even try to explain.


Jack Hammer wrote:
True Story. I was showing my 14 yo daughter something on my laptop. She sees my Jacks wallpaper, and asks me why do I have Lego guys on my screen. *sigh* Didn't even try to explain.

[Virtually pats JH on shoulder]

"It'll be okay man." :)


Jack Hammer wrote:
True Story. I was showing my 14 yo daughter something on my laptop. She sees my Jacks wallpaper, and asks me why do I have Lego guys on my screen. *sigh* Didn't even try to explain.

The Jacks are such an inside joke that there is no way that you can explain it to outsiders.


Acme comes whizzing into the clubhouse bearing a stack of kegs balanced precariously

"Ms. Lynora-Jill, I heard you say you needed kegs, so I took the liberty of procuring some."


Acme Robot wrote:

Acme comes whizzing into the clubhouse bearing a stack of kegs balanced precariously

"Ms. Lynora-Jill, I heard you say you needed kegs, so I took the liberty of procuring some."

Thank you Acme. That's very helpful of you. Those should go over by the bar.

I told that silly cricket I knew the answer to that math problem.


Who is Jack?


Who is Jack?


By asking that question, you have taken your first step into a larger world...


What is the first rule of Jack?


Your senses can deceive you...don't trust them. Let go your conscious self, and jack on instinct.


Nasty Pajamas wrote:

What is the first rule of Jack?

All non-Jacks are to be assimilated or destroyed.


It is a good thing I showed up in this thread, because you are both wrong.

The first rule of Jack is, do not wear cheese on your head!

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