Cultist of Jack's page

Clearly this fleshy does not understand how we work around here. Get a Jack avatar and help us play punt the pony or face the Jackapult! Oh, and leave the beer right over there next to the hookers.

It's almost Super Bowl time. Looks like a good time for a beer raid, er run.

spike This new peasant volleyball game is fun!

Cultist of Jack wrote:

This place is dead.

Sorry, that's my fault. I'll try to scale it back a bit.

Maybe we could get someone in to reanimate some of them.

This place is dead. We need to find some poodles and a peasent or two and liven it up.

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack® breakfast products – because breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

Any low carb recipes?

Low Carb? LOW CARB?!?

Don't make Hungry Jack® smack you.

It's not my fault. Smack my stupid doctor.

Hungry Jack® breakfast products – because breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

Any low carb recipes?

Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. wrote:

Officer Threadjack wrote:

Un-Callous Jack, wrote:

General J. Debauchery wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack® agrees.

So do I.

Me too.

As do I.

Excuse me?

I'm here to defend this Jack's legal rights as a jack.

My Right Boot is ready to punt fake Jacks.

Somebody call Jack N. Ape.

Hehehe!

Cultist of Jack wrote:

We should always ask ourselves, what would Vader do?

Chop them up like unnecessary bureaucrats of the Trade Federation, then use the Jackapult.

Good plan, let's get started on that.

We should always ask ourselves, what would Vader do?

Pork, it's the other other white meat.

Jacks don't need lawyers. We have the jackapult to handle all of our legal issues.

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!

*Catapults evil zombie into the Civil Religious "discussion"*

There, that'll take care of him...

Err, boss. There are no brains in that thread....

I think that's the point. :)

Hungry Jack®! knows some good bacon recipes.

Do you know any good dutch oven recipes?

Frat Jack wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!

Where is this "complain" posted?

Somethin' about how after 20 pages it's just three people debating?

[zen] What is the sound of three gamers talking? [/zen]

Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

ha ha

Huzzah!

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.

All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.

And I used the pony's credit card!

And the Jacks shall rule the world.

Sebastian wrote:

That sounds nasty.

Also: Losers.

*punt*

Ponies are the new peasants!

Chili Cheeseburger Pie

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (10 oz.) can diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained
• 1 (16 oz.) can chili beans, drained
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (optional)
• 1 1/4 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 3/4 cup milk
• Green and red bell pepper strips

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 9-inch pie plate with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN ground beef. Drain. Add tomatoes, beans, chili powder, garlic salt and cumin. Heat through. Spoon into prepared pie plate. Layer with 1 cup cheese. Whisk pancake mix and milk in small bowl until smooth. Spread evenly over cheese. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Alternate green and red pepper strips on top in a spoke design.
3. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool 10 to 15 minutes before serving.

Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 20 min

If I can sell Mrs. Cultist on this I now know what we are having for dinner tonight.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Bumped for awesomeness

+1

To Infinity and Beyond!

How long until this whole thing spawns a porn movie? With a name like Weiner you know it's inevitable.

If it don't say Jack, it don't mean Jack!

So when are we going to start building New New Jack City?

Any way we can bind and gag her before we jackapult her?

Dumb Hippie wrote:

Tofu beer is good for you and then you don't damage the earth and kill baby seals with your evil corporate beer!

*dumps evil beer*

Alcohol abuse!

*pummels evil hippie and mops up spilt beer with her hair*

Quick, wring out the hair and then get the jackapult.

Mmmmmmmm.... bacon beer.

Punts the poodle

Ah, just like old times.

Callous Jack wrote:

*echo*

The boss is back!!!

Huzzah! Dark and Stormies for everyone bar tender!

This looks like a good spot. sets down some lumber and begins building a new clubhouse.

I don't want to know what you are using that hand for.

Beer? Don't mind if I do!

*pours a frosty PBR*

Ahhhh...that hits the spot.

Too bad we don't have lamb or I would make some beer braised lamb shanks. I wonder if poodle would work as well.

Nah, rehab is for quitters.

I wonder where the boss went.

CoDzilla wrote:

As I said, they made it very clear that everything follows a script like this one:

If IsSolutionSpell = 1
Then WinEncounter = Yes

else LoseEncounter = Yes

end sub

It is amazing anyone has any fun at all.

Well said for a poodle.

I heard zis waz ze place to come and jack. I zee now that I was right.

*turns on German Electronica*

Schprockets!

Sorry general, it's not a place to come and jack, it's a place to come and see Jack.

I would rather have waffles.

Sebastian and Snooki is a show I don't want to see.

I don't know that my family would enjoy eating Hungry Jack. Too much metal and not enough meat.

Frat Jack wrote:

Snooki is a woman? O.o

I don't think anybody is quite sure what Snooki is.

QFT

Let's nuke her from orbit! Just to be sure.

Thank you. My model was never given a vomit function.

Where is Vomit Guy when you need him?

Mmmmmm biscuts and gravy!

You should head over to maintenence. They will fix you right up.

You should head over to maintenence. They will fix you right up.

Callous Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Breaks out of the bindings and duct tape That wasn't nice. I'm going to Cosmo's school.

Does that mean you have to lose an eye?

Yeah, but then I get to sue for battery. :)

Does Cosmo have any money?

No he spends it all on b rated movies and mustache wax.

And goggles.

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Breaks out of the bindings and duct tape That wasn't nice. I'm going to Cosmo's school.

Does that mean you have to lose an eye?

Yeah, but then I get to sue for battery. :)

Breaks out of the bindings and duct tape That wasn't nice. I'm going to Cosmo's school.

Hey where's CoJ going?

Very busy these days getting ready for law school and all.