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Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

Alaina bounces in from cabana

Hey room for me?

"Always," she said, smiling. "We just need someone else to make the sides even."

"Woops. Looks like Ambrosia has had enough of volleyball. Well, then, I guess it's just us two."


Now all we nedd are Serafina, Allura, and Ellara for a three on three game!

Pat:
Not to be all annoying and stuff, but were you been? We've missed you in the Free Form games.


Fine by me!

Does some vigorous stretching


Serafina comes bouncing out in a skull and crossbones bikini. She has dyed her hair with purple streaks and teased it out into spikes.

I'm in!


Me too!

Her bikini shimmered in the light, alternating between blue and purple.


Bounds into scene, chasing a pony keg across the lawn

YAP!

** spoiler omitted **

Db3

Spoiler:
I don't have a lot of time, so I choked back on posting in it plus I purely hate the PbP forum to find the stuff


Awright we gots a party!

Fires up the turntables and belts out some techno


Okay! Two on two. Alaina and Serafina against me and Allura.


Pulls up lawn chair, wearing flowered swim trunks, a white straw hat, and Raybans.

Now, this is a vacation.


Alaina and Serafina take to a side and start popping the volleyball about


Allura gets into position.


Okay, girls. Ready when you are.


Hey Acme! How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a little paper umbrella in it?


Allura wrote:
Allura gets into position.

(o.0)


Jack Hammer wrote:

Pulls up lawn chair, wearing flowered swim trunks, a white straw hat, and Raybans.

Now, this is a vacation.

*slides over, whispers*

I'm not even pretending to keep score anymore.


Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Allura wrote:
Allura gets into position.
(o.0)

For the volleyball game silly. :)


Slip and Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Pulls up lawn chair, wearing flowered swim trunks, a white straw hat, and Raybans.

Now, this is a vacation.

*slides over, whispers*

I'm not even pretending to keep score anymore.

They keep score? Do they count by twos?


Allura wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Allura wrote:
Allura gets into position.
(o.0)
For the volleyball game silly. :)

Sure, sure. Whatever you say...


Jack Hammer wrote:
Hey Acme! How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a little paper umbrella in it?

Acme zips up with a tray of Dark and Stormies

*BEEP*

Here we are sir!


Alaina serves to Allura. Her white top does some interesting gymnastics


Acme Robot wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hey Acme! How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a little paper umbrella in it?

Acme zips up with a tray of Dark and Stormies

*BEEP*

Here we are sir!

Thanks Acme!


Malice Jack wrote:

Awright we gots a party!

Fires up the turntables and belts out some techno

The lights dim with the extra pull on the generators.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Slip and Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Pulls up lawn chair, wearing flowered swim trunks, a white straw hat, and Raybans.

Now, this is a vacation.

*slides over, whispers*

I'm not even pretending to keep score anymore.
They keep score? Do they count by twos?

Well, I was supposed to, but I only said I'd keep score so the game would start faster. Hey... didn't you have a trampoline?


Allura bounces over to hit the ball back over the net, straight at Serafina.


{pops back out of cabana in fluffy robe} Hi girls! {waves at Allura, Alaina, and Serafina}

Don't mind me... {picks up bucket of ice and jar of honey from the buffet, slips back into cabana}


Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:
Alaina serves to Allura. Her white top does some interesting gymnastics

Is that two?


Allura wrote:
Allura bounces over to hit the ball back over the net, straight at Serafina.

Two for that side


Allura wrote:
Allura bounces over to hit the ball back over the net, straight at Serafina.

Serafina dives, saving the ball and Alaina taps it over the net. Serafina scrambles to her feet and dusts off the sand.


Slip and Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Slip and Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Pulls up lawn chair, wearing flowered swim trunks, a white straw hat, and Raybans.

Now, this is a vacation.

*slides over, whispers*

I'm not even pretending to keep score anymore.
They keep score? Do they count by twos?
Well, I was supposed to, but I only said I'd keep score so the game would start faster. Hey... didn't you have a trampoline?

Yeah...over there. You like the white powder they're playing on? Crushed the bones myself. Holds up better than sand.


*stretches neck over to whisper*
I think we all win...


LJ dives, just barely hitting the ball in time and Allura spiked it back over the net.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Yeah...over there. You like the white powder they're playing on? Crushed the bones myself. Holds up better than sand.

I was wondering what it was. Maybe we can convince them to try a little Olympic Trampoline later...


Runs over to game and chases antenna tail

YAP!


lynora-Jill wrote:
LJ dives, just barely hitting the ball in time and Allura spiked it back over the net.

Serafina sets and bumps the spiked ball high in the air. Alaina pops it back over to her, and the lithe teen girl twists and spikes it back towards LJ


Hey Acme! Better line up more Dark & Stormys. Those ladies look to be working up a powerful thirst. In me at least.


LJ dives sending the ball back into the air for Allura to hit...not quite over the net. LJ gets up and dusts herself off.

"Your point."


A large ape in a leisure siut ports in with several fiendish dryads and nymphs in tow. He ambles to the volleyball court

So Hammer, what's up?

Sees Serafina spike ball

Yow ... Nice .. Love the skull motif


Jack Hammer wrote:
Hey Acme! Better line up more Dark & Stormys. Those ladies look to be working up a powerful thirst. In me at least.

*BEEP*

Right away sir!

Zips off


lynora-Jill wrote:

LJ dives sending the ball back into the air for Allura to hit...not quite over the net. LJ gets up and dusts herself off.

"Your point."

Alaina serves

One zip!


Allura hits the ball solidly this time right over to LJ who hits it over the net.


Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape in a leisure siut ports in with several fiendish dryads and nymphs in tow. He ambles to the volleyball court

So Hammer, what's up?

Sees Serafina spike ball

Yow ... Nice .. Love the skull motif

Just enjoying my vacation. Thirsty?


Jack Hammer wrote:


Just enjoying my vacation. Thirsty?

Always!

Looks over at Acme

I'll have one of those whatchamacallits there tin man


Alaina trys to bump up, but the ball gets deflected and goes out of bounds.

Darn it! Your serve..


*beep*

Right away sir!


LJ serves the ball, hard, straight towards Serafina.


Even in a construction zone we Jacks throw the best parties.

Admires the Jack monument's progress, and mulls over how to put the lightning rods to use in repelling thieves, peasants, and poodles.


Serafina gets under the ball and bumps it up, skulls bounding this way and that. Alaina sets by the net, and Serafina twists and hammers the ball over the net


Jack Hammer wrote:

Even in a construction zone we Jacks throw the best parties.

Admires the Jack monument's progress, and mulls over how to put the lightning rods to use in repelling thieves, peasants, and poodles.

I gotta say youse guys know how to live. My Abyssal level is always in the damn archives. Say, what ever happened to that guard ape you had? He had a bad attitude.


lynora-Jill wrote:
LJ serves the ball, hard, straight towards Serafina.

Hmm...maybe we should install net cams. To help any disputes, you know.


Evil Monkey wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Even in a construction zone we Jacks throw the best parties.

Admires the Jack monument's progress, and mulls over how to put the lightning rods to use in repelling thieves, peasants, and poodles.

I gotta say youse guys know how to live. My Abyssal level is always in the damn archives. Say, what ever happened to that guard ape you had? He had a bad attitude.

I don't know. He's been gone a while. Maybe it's Dire Ape mating season?

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