Female Human

Carl The Annoying Intern's page

41 posts. Alias of David Fryer.


RSS


Thomas Thiessen wrote:
I spend nearly every free moment on the boards, reading blogs, buying stuff, and it's still not enough...

Have you seen this thread?


Whimsy Chris wrote:
Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:
Whimsy Chris wrote:
Happiness is mandatory.
Employee Manual wrote:
Job satisfaction is the same as stealing from the company.
Don't you have some coffee and danishes to deliver?

sigh Yes sir.


Whimsy Chris wrote:
Happiness is mandatory.
Employee Manual wrote:
Job satisfaction is the same as stealing from the company.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:
Hopw come Bunny gets called in for private meetings with all the executives, but I only get sent for coffee and danishes?

Sorry, I didn't know that was among your qualifications.

{schedules Carl for "private meeting" with Sebastian and rest of legal dept.}

Why do I need to meet with the whole legal department?


Hopw come Bunny gets called in for private meetings with all the executives, but I only get sent for coffee and danishes?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I hope the Paizo staff is reading this. They could learn a lot from our thread.
Some of them may be twitching in their chairs and drooling from flashbacks of previous jobs.

Drool


David Fryer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Did anyone else heare that they are planning to cancel Employee Appreciation Day in order to have a conference on Employee Morale?
Well, I hope the lobster and steak they're providing at that conference will be enough to make people feel better about the fact that they're not getting raises this year.
Sorry, that was a mistake. The menu for the Executive lunch room got switched with the morale seminar. Here is the real menu.

Squirral and grits?


Proof that Gary is a sentient robot from the future


Major Monogram wrote:
Paizo the Kitten wrote:
You guys are just jealous.... Paizo is The. Best. Name. EVAH!
You don't even know how to spell. Carl, have this recruit report for basic training immediately. And find him a nemesis.

Already on it sir. Stupid internship for college credit.


Major Monogram wrote:
Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:
Major Monogram wrote:
I still think you should have given the kitten a cool name like Monogram.
or Carl!
How many times do I have to tell you, Carl just isn't cool.

Oh really, can you work the camera? Do you know what all the buttons do?


Major Monogram wrote:
I still think you should have given the kitten a cool name like Monogram.

or Carl!


Solnes wrote:
Devlyn - Hybrid Form wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Devlyn - Hybrid Form wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Puppy tears? Thats mean! :)
But oh, sooooo delicious.
So wrong on so many different levels. :)
Yeah, kitten tears are so much better.
Hey now....... :(
Here kitty kitty, purr for me. ;)

[Purr/Rumble] ;P

Mmmm...very nice. ;)

Hey, I'm a much better pussy than he is.


My theme song


Thank you for that. Have you seen the major? he needs to sign a bunch of paperwork.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

I was over at the Slaad thread yesterday. Boy, thier insnae I tell you. One flung mayonnaise everywhere and now it smells like rotten eggs.

Where's the shower.

Oh hey cutie, you can shower with me. I'll get you all sudsey and then we-

Wait... {takes closer look}

Oopsie, sorry, you're not the feline I'm looking for. {Gates back out of thread}

Wait, I'm here, I'm here!


very


Man, I thought it was a real teenage girl.


more.


I didn't get the memo.


Perry,


will


I'd stay away if I were you. Even Pepto won't handle that upset stomach.


But we have monkeys and cats and poodles at the old one. How could this be more fun?


Jack Hammer wrote:
Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:
Jackin' Ape wrote:
Hearing that the cat has returned, Jackin lies down on top of the porte couchere and lowers a dangling string toy.
Very stealthily, Carl sneeks up on the string toy, ties a banana to it, and tosses it back onto the porte couchere.
You shoulda tied a string with a banana to one of the poodle's tails. Then you and Jackin' could both chase them.

Maybe next time.


Jackin' Ape wrote:
Hearing that the cat has returned, Jackin lies down on top of the porte couchere and lowers a dangling string toy.

Very stealthily, Carl sneeks up on the string toy, ties a banana to it, and tosses it back onto the porte couchere.


"So I'm not supposed to chase the poodles? Where's the fun in that?"


Cat, what cat? Did you find the Major?


What happened here? Has the Borg cleaning crew been slacking off again?


*hisses at the poodle*


Jackin' Ape wrote:
A dollop of drool lands on Carl's head. When he turns up to check the weather, he is stricken by the hot breath emanating through the shining crescent of teeth above him. For the ape can sneak when he decides to, and the dispersal of poodles has indeed left him crafty in his need for a little furry friend.

Carl bares his fangs and claws and suddenly his nature as a fiendish dire tiger becomes obvious for all to see. Don't make me hurt you, monkey.


Well, you won't get me out on that boat. I'll just stay here and guard the clubhouse.


*wakes up from a warm milk induced nap* So what did I miss?


Me. Rowwww


Are you in charge here? I would like to join your club, since Major Monogram obviously doesn't want me around anymore.


I haven't been this happy since those two nice ladies stroked me during the Sunny Cult's beach party.


I used to be an aide for Major Monogram. Then he started avoiding me and now I might as well be a clinically depressed poodle.


I'd like warm milk please.


*drool*


Is the major here? He said he was going to get a drink. Do you have any warm milk?


Major? Has anyone seen the major?


Has anyone seen the Major? I have some paperwork he needs to sign.