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Where are the bimbos?
Rollerblading in the halls?Drinking on the job?Making photocopies of your butt?I've got my phone chat with the recruiter for that job this afternoon. I've been reminding myself of all the cool things I've done at other jobs so I have my ammo ready.Running around the office in a chicken suit? Running chair jousting tournaments?
Commence au festivale of flesh!
My name says it all
I like boobies
Did someone mention beer?
Hungry Jack® agrees.So do I. Me too.
The only thing the durn woman can do is make racy GoDaddy commercials. You say that like it's a bad thing. ;P
I think you need to light the lighter for that to work. Yeah, right! I fell in the vats a few, maybe a dozen, times. Accidentally, of course.
OK, I finished up connecting the fire sprinklers in the clubhouse to the vats in the brewery. *holds lighter up to the sprinkler head*
How many Jacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Spoiler: None. That's what peasants are for! 
Even smurfs? *sniff*
I prefer the combat shottie myself. *clicks a drum mag into the new shotgun* BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!!! Me likey!
Yes it does. Add some automatic weapons! *opens a case full of brand new 'toys'*
There is not enough debauchery on these boards!
How Far Can We Take This?!!!! As far as you want to, Baby!
There's a number of tight ends and wide receivers that I'd like to draft into our corps.I like a nice tight end. But wide receivers run deeper routes! ;)
I love the smell of hot threads in the morning.
Fishstick: Some JPS courier left a package for you. [Godfather voice]I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. [/Godfather voice]
Aye! Aye what? You didn't specify!
Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long..... punts Leper-Con back to FaWTL
Taig looks more like a bear than a badger. I should know I have one living in my pants. Dude! That avvy is hiding an Adam's apple!
You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know! Get him, poodles!
Lets feed them to the poodles! Let's feed the poodles to them!
Where have all the good peasants gone? These barely have any meat on 'em.
Babe Ruth taught me this one! *smacks peasant* Chuck Norris taught me this one! *roundhouses peasant* Learned this one when I was with the Lions. Lots of punting with that team! *punts peasant* Saw this on Deliverance. *4th peasant runs away, screaming in terror* Hmm...guess I didn't need the hunting bow.
Pretends he's conducting a tour And outside this window we have a large stone monument of Callous Jack, our leader. It is said that women swoon whenever they see it. Next we have this kickin' kitchen, but our resident chef has run off. Still we have enough Hungry Jack products in the pantry to last a hundred years. Those peasants on the roof are playing four-square on the helipad. What's that? Peasants on the helipad? *grabs a baseball bat and runs to the roof*
** spoiler omitted **Looks like she has ** spoiler omitted ** Spoiler: Saturday Night Fever?
... or will I have to entertain myself this morning? O.O
Negative. Species designation 9467 predates creation of designation jilly bean The who assimilated my sculpture?
Has anyone seen that blue cheese effigy of Jilly Bean I was making? That tiny girl kept calling it 9467.
That limo is bouncing like a rowboat in a typhoon!I taught that boy everything he knows! Wouldn't want to wear out all the girls for you guys! throws beer can back, breaking it on Salty's rowboat and causing it to explode in a shower of suds
That limo is bouncing like a rowboat in a typhoon! I taught that boy everything he knows!
Whew! I thought I was so drunk I was seeing imaginary little nekked ladies.
Oh I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to wake you. Here *grabs LJ's clothes* cover up with these. :D*mumble* ...who took...blanket...
*mumble* ...who took...blanket...
Heh. Jacks have a long and proud (in their sense of the word...probably closer to "shameless") history. If a Jack thread is giving you competition, you should be complemented. Of course, everything goes in cycles. And some of us are more shameless than others! *moons Leaf Man*
I just enjoy busting her chops, she is a flirt thru and thru. ;)I asked first!! You said I could!My husband is not right!!! :D We should just create a Nekked Thread. ;)
Sighs and ties the apron on. "Somehow I knew you were gonna find a way to get back at me for that picture. Are you at least going to give me something to drink? Please?"tries to look innocent, "I wouldn't know, but if you're in dire need of clothing I guess it will have to do." ;) Staggers around with a tray of full bottles and two empty glasses. "Someone need a fresh bottle over here?"
Commando trumps spillage!You really gonna stop us from our swim over a few drops of spillage? she asks, arching an eyebrow.Spillage! You know what that means don't you? Stretching is good. You wouldn't want to cramp up in the water. ;)
Okay, here it is. I'll mix it up with some gin. You'll like it. And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again. Nice headlights ladies. Halogen?
Hey! I can't see!
This is better than Pay for View!
Meh. I like Josh better. *punts poodle* No Flame War here! This is for Gary fans only!
'Bout time those girls came back.
I like spinners.
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