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Liberty's Edge

Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.


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The Exchange

You will be marked and purged when Jack reigns supreme.

Sovereign Court

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Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
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The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...


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Any requirements? Tin man avatar, funny jack name?

Sovereign Court

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Hugo Solis wrote:
Any requirements? Tin man avatar, funny jack name?

Surprise me.


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Callous Jack wrote:
The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...

...heart?

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Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...
...heart?

It was easier to say than the "shriveled useless lump that still hangs inside his chest."

Liberty's Edge

Attention: There has been a change in policy. Poodles are allowed in the Cult of Jack, so long as they agree to stay off the rugs and furniture. We have just had them cleaned.


*licks Cultist of Jack*


*scratches at a flea*

Liberty's Edge

Llamafrog wrote:
*licks Cultist of Jack*

*Kicks Llamafrog*


*Barks at the new culstits*

YapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYap...

The Exchange

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!


*bites Cultist of Jack’s ankles*

Sovereign Court

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Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

The Exchange

Callous Jack wrote:
Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

You Think

By the way jack I have an opening for an Enforcer.

Sovereign Court

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Angel of Violence is already our enforcer but I could always use another one, especially if the poodle problem continues...

Liberty's Edge

CourtFool wrote:
*bites Cultist of Jack’s ankles*

*Impales CourtFool on +5 Poodlebane Leg Spikes*

The Exchange

Callous Jack wrote:
Angel of Violence is already our enforcer but I could always use another one, especially if the poodle problem continues...

Thank you lord Jack. I will serve you loyally.


Callous Jack wrote:
Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

All right all right, we will behave!

But we will need a secluded corner for our necesities..


Allrighty! Where are the nametags? whede do I put this keg of ale? Where's the toilet? Do you have chips or something?

Sovereign Court

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You should have Jack in your name...


Cultist of Jack wrote:
*Impales CourtFool on +5 Poodlebane Leg Spikes*

That kind of tickles.


Callous Jack wrote:
You should have Jack in your name...

Isn't that "Jack" enough?

Sovereign Court

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Kevin Coleman Doppelganger wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
You should have Jack in your name...
Isn't that "Jack" enough?

Bwuh?

Liberty's Edge

NO, IT IS NEVER ENOUGH!


Callous Jack wrote:
Bwuh?

The real "Jack" behind the CJack, with a doppelganger twist!

Scarab Sages

Mmmm......pancakes.


Edit: Kevin Coleman's Doppelganger changed into Frat Jack.

Is this name better? More suited? Can I have a beer now? Are there any chick cultist yet? Can I have another beer?

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Losers.

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Sebastian wrote:
Losers.

The green-eyed pony rears it's ugly malformed head.

Sovereign Court

Ya'll Nuts!


Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

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Malice Jack wrote:
Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

No, they are three doors down, this is the "Take over the Off-Topic Forum" thread.


Oh. Well that sounds better than arguing with those 4E Grognards anyway. Can I play?


Malice Jack wrote:
Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

Are there robot chicks at your thread Malice? Haven't seen any here and its geting booooring..

*drinks more Corona beer*

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Malice Jack wrote:
Oh. Well that sounds better than arguing with those 4E Grognards anyway. Can I play?

Yes, feel free to off a Sebastian clone and then have a beer.


There's chicks there, but they don't depolarize their armpit static electricity <shudder>


Malice Jack wrote:
There's chicks there, but they don't depolarize their armpit static electricity <shudder>

Yikes! nevermind....

Sooo CJack, how you doin'...

*drinks more carlsberg*

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....mashed potatoes.


Looks around for Sebastian clones to terminate


Hungry Jack wrote:
Mmmmm....mashed potatoes.

I'll trade you a case of Bud for a bowl of mashed potatoes!

Liberty's Edge

'Tatoes!!! need more!

Scarab Sages

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!


Hungry Jack wrote:

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

I'll take 4 bags and the Promo "Callous Jack Apron Kiss the Tin Man" If you please!

*waving top dollar at the sellsman*

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Frat Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

I'll take 4 bags and the Promo "Callous Jack Apron Kiss the Tin Man" If you please!

*waving top dollar at the sellsman*

Merchandise? Genius!

We'll make millions!

Liberty's Edge

As founder of the cult I expect a cut of 5% of all merchandise, to spread the glorious word of our dread overlord Jack of course.

The Exchange

Callous Jack wrote:


Merchandise? Genius!
We'll make millions!

What's my salary boss?

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I offer a competitive salary, good health benefits and a 401K plan. Plus you can skim from the incoming profits.

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