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Chicken Slaad wrote:

<runs through the thread screaming>

The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>

{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}

New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!

Where did everybody go?

I got invited to a banquet. It was oodles of fun. Especially the part where I egged the guests. Such delicious screaming. ^.^

Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:

Wait, I'm here, I'm here!

No, sorry, you're not Rumblebelly O' the Dales.

But you can have this red Swingline stapler as a consolation gift, and a copy of the home game, The Slaadi Sutra.

Isn't that the book about all the different ways to egg someone? Oh, you're so lucky, weird kitty thingy.

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Bounds about as well as one can expect a Dretching to bound back into the thread.

Hellllo Puffy!

<Stabs Puffy with stick of celery>

:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::

Celery can not hurt me.

<Wild-eyed look>

What manner of creature are you?

I'm not sure what he is, but he actually didn't mind getting egged. Weird.

No Slaad will ever be greta unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.

*tries to egg the dinner roll*

Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Has anybody seen the dretchings? I've been awfully bland lately.

Vinnie Grett Dretching was around here somewhere. But I'm not sure where he wandered off to.

Ranch Dretching was always my favorite.

Nope. Haven't seen Ranch Dretching around here anywhere. But I've only here been for a while little.

Has anybody seen the dretchings? I've been awfully bland lately.

Vinnie Grett Dretching was around here somewhere. But I'm not sure where he wandered off to.

{wanders back in} Yep... Different Chaos, Different Day.

{slinks past Devlyn, brushing against him softly} Hi there. ;) {smiles and winks}

{spots Tabulleh} Oh hello, you're new here... welcome!

Hi! I'm Tabbouleh Slaad, but you can call me Tabby. Or really anything else you like. That's probably more chaotic.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Have you egged some mortal today?

Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

No, and I'm starting to get really annoyed about that. I've either got to get faster or sneakier.

{eyeballs Tabbouleh warily} *She makes my tiny brain feel funny. Must be because she's deformed like Aunties Eekster and Ambrosia.*

{runs off, drags back shriner car (with shriner for Tabbouleh)} Here you go. They're pretty easy to catch; the red hats and jackets are awful camoflague and those tiny wheeled mounts don't seem to be super fast.

{eggs the fez} More glorious felt-y spawn!

{eggs the car tires} Maybe you'll make Flubber spawn?

Squee! Thanks!

*eggs the shriner*

Have you egged some mortal today?

No, and I'm starting to get really annoyed about that. I've either got to get faster or sneakier.

Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!

*bounce*

That was fun!

{holds up a 9 on judges cards}

{the shriner starts to squirm again} Quit it, we need you to bring Chef back. May your flesh grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner}

May your felt grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner's fez}

That looks like fun. Do we have any other handy victims around here to egg?

eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!

*bounce*

That was fun!

And it's good to be back in the Maelstrom.

WHEEEEEeeeeeeeee

*climbs up onto Jackapult*

Could someone please hit the button for me? Thanks.

Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

Tabbouleh Slaad blinks a few times before shapeshifting into a more pleasing form.

*cough*

Yuk. I was having a perfectly pleasant day in the Maelstrom. How did I... Oh. I really hate it when I get processed through a food replicator. Where am I again?

LOL! I figured one of the Jacks would take over Tabbouleh, but Lynora is even better!

Whoa! {drops pipe in astonishment} I made A BABE!! Awesome! How did I do it though?

{scrambles onto Jackapult in order to get better look at machine} Hmmm, that pipe goes... wait, that conduit connects-? Is that a Jeffries Tube?! This would be easier to figure out if I was a little more clear-headed.

What are you doing up there dretching?

*accidentally hits a button and sends dretching flying*

Oops. Hey, that looks like fun. Can I do that too?

lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

Dudez. {spots Lynora-Jill} Whoa, major babeage.

{starts pushing random replicator buttons, pokes a little pipeweed into the input slot}

KABOOM!

{a vacant-eyed Tabbouleh Slaad steps out of the replicator}

Tabbouleh Slaad blinks a few times before shapeshifting into a more pleasing form.

*cough*

Yuk. I was having a perfectly pleasant day in the Maelstrom. How did I... Oh. I really hate it when I get processed through a food replicator. Where am I again?