Allura dives for the ball, bumping it up so that LJ could spike it right back over the net.
I don't know. He's been gone a while. Maybe it's Dire Ape mating season?
EM shrugs
Wouldn't know. Technically I'm a Bar-Igura Demon, but I've evolved a bit since the Gaping Maw days.
Allura dives for the ball, bumping it up so that LJ could spike it right back over the net.
Alaina trys to get it, and does, but the bump is too low for Serafina, who ends up faceplanting in the bone sand. She gets up, brushes herself off and tosses the ball to LJ
Your point!
LJ serves the ball, hard, straight towards Serafina.Hmm...maybe we should install net cams. To help any disputes, you know.
Devlyn already did that.
Two-one, she says cheerfully.
She serves the ball and it sails high over the net....right out of bounds.
Oh, darn!
I'll get it!
Serafina runs after the ball, pert bottom twitching and covered in sand. She bends to pick the ball up, then tosses it to Alaina who serves it over
Devlyn already did that.LJ serves the ball, hard, straight towards Serafina.Hmm...maybe we should install net cams. To help any disputes, you know.
Smart man, that Dalesman.
I'll get it!
Serafina runs after the ball, pert bottom twitching and covered in sand. She bends to pick the ball up, then tosses it to Alaina who serves it over
Bottoms up! toasts
pulls up a chair
Ladies, why don't you go for a swim?
The fiendish dryads and nymphs giggle and strip down and go diving into the Jack's pool
Jumps up and hits the ball back across the net.
Alaina bumps to Serafina, who taps it over gently, so that it drops close to the net
Whew! I'm tired. Time for a drink. Good game, girls. Thanks!
I'm still here
Same here
Hey, you can't leave Hungry, I need a good greasy hangover breakfast!
I don't think so but...
I can see what's going on in the pool in that thread so I'm going there.
*flies off*
???
Did someone complain?
*sigh*
Guess we need more appetizers. I was getting hungry...
???
Did someone complain?
JH opens up some Acme crates displaced by the construction. Forgot I ordered these things...
begins assembling
After a couple hours there are 3 machine assemblies on the lawn. He throws the switch on the first and a poodle appears. He stuffs it in the Jackapult and launches it into a random thread and smiles that famous Jack smile.
Throwing the switches on the 2nd and 3rd machines; a little peasant pops out, only to get his pocket picked by a little thief. After chuckling at the peasant's demise JH kicks it and tells it to get back to work. The thief gets horsecollared and launched to the Celestial Thread.
Hungry Jack® swears this place used to be where the Jacks would hang out. Oh well...
All right, fellas, since da head cook here seems to have vacated da premises for da time being, now's a good time for da kitchen remodeling and extension project to begin. If we hustle, maybe wes can get it done before he retoins.
Crews being entering the kitchen area, and the dust starts flying with a vengeance. Cue now familiar theme music...
Hungry Jack® swears this place used to be where the Jacks would hang out. Oh well...
All right, fellas, since da head cook here seems to have vacated da premises for da time being, now's a good time for da kitchen remodeling and extension project to begin. If we hustle, maybe wes can get it done before he retoins.
Crews being entering the kitchen area, and the dust starts flying with a vengeance. Cue now familiar theme music...
Using the Acme Peasant Generator (APG) JH creates a crew of little peasants to clean up the jobsite. He's bummed when Powerhouse makes them don miniature hard hats.
What's the point? They're expendable.
JH notices that the dust continues to spread, out-pacing even the most concentrated efforts of the peasants.
Thanks for the help, Mac- er, Jack, but I got to keep up regulations no matter what. But I hear you wit dese peasants. In Brooklyn, da whining little things wouldn't even last a day.
JH notices that the dust continues to spread, out-pacing even the most concentrated efforts of the peasants.
Thanks for the help, Mac- er, Jack, but I got to keep up regulations no matter what. But I hear you wit dese peasants. In Brooklyn, da whining little things wouldn't even last a day.
Kicks the peasants anyways, to get them to work harder.
Move it, you slackers!
*goes grabs some PBR*
*goes grabs some PBR*
Slacker! Get back here and play hacky-peasant!
If not hacky-peasant, how 'bout a game of poodle ping-pong?
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.
*wakes up from his pill induced coma*
"Where am i?"
*looks around*
"Last thing i remember i was dancing in a club, what's this place?"
We need another war...
"Who against? The French?" *says hopefully*
We need another war...
Tell me about it...there's nobody left to beat up anymore. And I just finished the plans for a Mobile Jackapult Lauch Platform/Party Bus limo.
All this awesome and no one to show up.
Switches on the Acme Poddle/Peasant/Thief generators and half-heartedly kicks the creations.
We need another war..."Who against? The French?" *says hopefully*
"Hey! You're not a Jack..."
approaches DSXMachina slowly, savoring the rare opportunity
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.
Testostechrome™, an invention by Dragonborn Jack.
Testostechrome™. The Jacks got it, everyone wants it.Testostechrome™, an invention by Dragonborn Jack.
Invented by Callous Jack, branded by Dragonborn Jack. All hail Callous Jack! ;)
We need another war...
We could destroy the Slaads.
We need another war...We could destroy the Slaads.
Do they have beer, or anything valuable? Oh heck, beggars can't be choosers.
At least their egg implantation tactic won't work on us.
Rally the troops?
We need another war...We could destroy the Slaads.Do they have beer, or anything valuable? Oh heck, beggars can't be choosers.
At least their egg implantation tactic won't work on us.
Rally the troops?
Sounds good to me. I'll get the sm^^fs ready.
Sounds good to me. I'll get the sm^^fs ready.We need another war...We could destroy the Slaads.Do they have beer, or anything valuable? Oh heck, beggars can't be choosers.
At least their egg implantation tactic won't work on us.
Rally the troops?
Oh, goody!
Looks like the slaads are just as fragmented as we are. What fun is a war when nobody shows up? Without the weeping, wailing, and lamentation of their women as we drive them before us it just isn't the same.
I'll reconnoiter. Maybe I can provoke them.
*radio* First salvo launched with no reponse. This would be like beating up the poodles, or Viking Kittens. Oh well, it's a slow afternoon.
Looks like the slaads are just as fragmented as we are. What fun is a war when nobody shows up? Without the weeping, wailing, and lamentation of their women as we drive them before us it just isn't the same.
I'll reconnoiter. Maybe I can provoke them.
<pops in from the Maelstrom and starts flinging spheres of Chaos throughout the Jacks' thread>
Mwahahahahaha!!! Let the chaos be released!!!
<the spheres of Chaos explode with random effects, changing the Jacks' manly outfits into tutus, calling forth masses of lemmings who jump into the Jacks' pool and start playing Marco Polo, changing the paint job on the Jacks' house to a plum paisley print, turns all their liquor into kumquat flavored Kool-aid, etc>