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*blush*

Not....exactly, she mumbled.


"Let me get back there for a moment, LJ" as Devlyn pops behind the bar to find the 'stout' blend of coffee beans (and maybe divert the subject of conversation a bit), then comes back up with a bag of coffee beans and gets to grinding them into caffeinated goodness.

After a few minutes, the therapeutic aroma of fresh coffee wafts through the bar as he brings over some cups to all who want some.

"Let's see if that helps!" he says with a grin.


The nymphs rapidly consume the coffee.

Mmmm. Thank you.


celestial nymph wrote:

The nymphs rapidly consume the coffee.

Mmmm. Thank you.

"Wow," he says with a chuckle as he takes back the cups and looks in them. "Are you three always this ravenous?"


Time for me to surf the traffic waves. I'll try to check back in if I can :)


The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

The nymphs rapidly consume the coffee.

Mmmm. Thank you.

"Wow," he says with a chuckle as he takes back the cups and looks in them. "Are you three always this ravenous?"

"Yep. I guess it's all the energy we burn off what with the dancing and the, well, you know. We're always hungry."


celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

The nymphs rapidly consume the coffee.

Mmmm. Thank you.

"Wow," he says with a chuckle as he takes back the cups and looks in them. "Are you three always this ravenous?"
"Yep. I guess it's all the energy we burn off what with the dancing and the, well, you know. We're always hungry."

"Gotcha. Vicious cycle, that," he says with a smirk.

"Well, I was going to suggest the volleyball court if you really needed to wake up, but it sounds like you just need some food. I'm sure there's something left around here that'll do for that..."

Shadow Lodge

The Dalesman wrote:
And, just to keep DB3 from getting too big for his britches - good morning all, and Happy Friday! :P

It seems you are the one getting to big for his shadowy britches. I have yet to say post a good morning in this thread. :P


Dragonborn3 wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
And, just to keep DB3 from getting too big for his britches - good morning all, and Happy Friday! :P
It seems you are the one getting to big for his shadowy britches. I have yet to say post a good morning in this thread. :P

Not at all. There's nothing wrong with being neighborly in this thread too. The fact that I hadn't had my morning Red Bull had nothing to do with it being here instead of the Tavern thread. Nothing at all...[whistles] ;P


And time for me to sign off. Happy weekend all! :)


BRAINS!!!


Zombie Guy wrote:
BRAINS!!!

Getouttaheah, Mac! We've got some serious work left to do.

Smacks Zombie Guy with giant mallet, driving him into the ground as a massive stone pillar is lowered onto the spot by a crane.


BRAINS!!!


{shakes her hips to BUMP, BUMP, BUMP the thread to the top}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{shakes her hips to BUMP, BUMP, BUMP the thread to the top}

Speaking of bumping...

So anybody for a game of volleyball?


I'm hip!

Shakes generous hips


I'll keep score!


LJ, Alaina, and the celestial nymphs head over to the volleyball court.

Hey, Ambrosia! We could use one more player to make the teams even. Care to join us? Us three against Muffy, Molly, and Mindy.

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lynora-Jill wrote:
Hey, Ambrosia! We could use one more player to make the teams even. Care to join us? Us three against Muffy, Molly, and Mindy.

{pokes head out of cabana} Hello? {looks around deserted thread} Ugh, everyone else has a life on the weekends.

{depressed, goes back into cabana; starts drinking her way through a bottle of champagne and eating a whole box of chocolates, while watching The L Word, season 1, in the DVD player}


{shakes her hips to BUMP, BUMP, BUMP the thread up}


Construction continues through the weekend. By now, it is clear that a tower sporting a massive array of lightening rods is being added to the House o' Jacks.


Someone said something about buttons and pushing here...


Lavender Button wrote:
Someone said something about buttons and pushing here...

"Lightning rods and button pushing. I'm pretty sure I missed something over the weekend. Fascinating..." :P


Looks around quickly, making sure he isn't missing a volleyball game, or something else equally engaging.... ;P

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Lavender Button wrote:
Someone said something about buttons and pushing here...

{calls out from cabana} Ummm, is Lavender still out there? I found this interesting instructional video series- {quickly ejects and hides L Word DVDs} and wanted her, um, opinions.

The Dalesman wrote:
Looks around quickly, making sure he isn't missing a volleyball game, or something else equally engaging.... ;P

Umm, if Lavender pops by, we might need a referee.


Hey, where did everybody go? I just went inside for a minute to find the volleyball....

Wow, those are some pretty impressive lightning rods.

I don't really want to know what they're for, do I?


<jumps in from the Maelstrom to the Jacks Pool Room and replaces the pool balls with balls of Chaotic Matter>

This should make their next game of pool a bit more interesting ...

<jumps back to the Maelstrom>


lynora-Jill wrote:

Hey, where did everybody go? I just went inside for a minute to find the volleyball....

Wow, those are some pretty impressive lightning rods.

I don't really want to know what they're for, do I?

"Something tells me no, but we're probably going to find out anyway."

"I'm not sure where everyone disappeared to. I didn't think the volleyball idea was that bad," he says with a chuckle.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Lavender Button wrote:
Someone said something about buttons and pushing here...

{calls out from cabana} Ummm, is Lavender still out there? I found this interesting instructional video series- {quickly ejects and hides L Word DVDs} and wanted her, um, opinions.

The Dalesman wrote:
Looks around quickly, making sure he isn't missing a volleyball game, or something else equally engaging.... ;P
Umm, if Lavender pops by, we might need a referee.

"Not sure where the Lavender lady went, Ambrosia, but let me know if you still need a referee when you find her. What was it for again...?" he asks innocently. :P


*pokes head in Ambrosia's cabana*

Hi there! Umm, I'm not sure where the other girls wandered off to, but would you still like to play volleyball with me?


The Dalesman wrote:
"Not sure where the Lavender lady went, Ambrosia, but let me know if you still need a referee when you find her. What was it for again...?" he asks innocently. :P

{appraises him} *You know, I think I lot of that stuff is still do-able if I substitute... him.* {grins hungrily}

When you get a smoke break or lunch break or any kind of break, pop by my cabana. There is something I need you to move... maybe a couple of times. {puts those hips to work as she heads back to cabana, glances back to make sure he's watching}

Edit: Ugh, stupid PostMonster posted me as the wrong persona. Fixed it.


lynora-Jill wrote:

*pokes head in Ambrosia's cabana*

Hi there!

Oh hello, I washed the bikini you loaned me. It's just hangin up to dry right now. Thanks again.

lynora-Jill wrote:
Umm, I'm not sure where the other girls wandered off to, but would you still like to play volleyball with me?

Sure! Lemee change-

{slips into tiny shorts and bikini top} Ok, so how do you play volleyball?


*slides awake*
Oh, so the game is about to start?
*grabs fake score card*

Ready when you are ladies...


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:


{slips into tiny shorts and bikini top} Ok, so how do you play volleyball?

Okay. You stand on that side of the net and I stand on this side and we hit the ball back and forth and if the other person misses then you get a point. Got that?

I'll serve first. Whenever you're ready.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
"Not sure where the Lavender lady went, Ambrosia, but let me know if you still need a referee when you find her. What was it for again...?" he asks innocently. :P

{appraises him} *You know, I think I lot of that stuff is still do-able if I substitute... him.* {grins hungrily}

When you get a smoke break or lunch break or any kind of break, pop by my cabana. There is something I need you to move... maybe a couple of times. {puts those hips to work as she heads back to cabana, glances back to make sure he's watching}

Edit: Ugh, stupid PostMonster posted me as the wrong persona. Fixed it.

No worries - I kept getting the 'boards are down' error for the last hour or so. I'm just glad I can post again ;)

Devlyn does have an eye on her, and watches her come out and head over to the volleyball court with LJ.

"No problem. I don't think there's any party planned for tonight, so I should be free whenever you need the help."

Goes over to where Slip and Slaad is standing, chuckling when he sees the score card.
"I see that the referee is set. Whenever you're ready, ladies."


lynora-Jill wrote:

Okay. You stand on that side of the net and I stand on this side and we hit the ball back and forth and if the other person misses then you get a point. Got that?

I'll serve first. Whenever you're ready.

{thinks a minute, then double-knots bikini top} Ok, I'm ready when you are.


Serves the ball solidly over the net, straight towards Ambrosia.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Serves the ball solidly over the net, straight towards Ambrosia.

{hops up, misses it, falls on butt} Too bad Weapon Finesse doesn't work on volleyballs.

{brushes sand off, rolls ball back to Lynora} Boards are still acting funky


Devlyn goes over to the bar, grabs something light to drink for himself and Slip and Slaad, nonchalantly makes sure the volleyball court cam turned itself on, then returns. Gotta love the perks of being on Security :D


"Sorry about that. I'll be more careful this time."

Serves the ball again, this time a little more gently.


lynora-Jill wrote:

"Sorry about that. I'll be more careful this time."

Serves the ball again, this time a little more gently.

'Sokay, it's- {spastically manages to hit ball back... over the net even!} not your fault.


*watches LJ and Ambrosia jum- uh, play volleyball*


LJ lunges forward, just barely managing to hit the ball over the net back towards Ambrosia.


lynora-Jill wrote:
LJ lunges forward, just barely managing to hit the ball over the net back towards Ambrosia.

{manages to hit ball, but knocks it out of bounds} Good shot! {retrieves ball, tosses it to LJ}


Slip and Slaad wrote:
*watches LJ and Ambrosia jum- uh, play volleyball*

*Exactly. Jolly good form, what? ;)*

The boards are still acting wonky, aren't they?


"You're getting the hang of it," she said with an encouraging smile.

She served the ball gently towards Ambrosia.


lynora-Jill wrote:

"You're getting the hang of it," she said with an encouraging smile.

She served the ball gently towards Ambrosia.

"Absolutely - and besides, we're here to have a good time, not keep score. As long as you're having fun, we're having fun!"


lynora-Jill wrote:

"You're getting the hang of it," she said with an encouraging smile.

She served the ball gently towards Ambrosia.

{hops up, smacks it... into the ground} You're very good at this... {rolls ball back to LJ, remembers to exaggerate her panting for the boys' benefit}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

"You're getting the hang of it," she said with an encouraging smile.

She served the ball gently towards Ambrosia.

{hops up, smacks it... into the ground} You're very good at this... {rolls ball back to LJ, remembers to exaggerate her panting for the boys' benefit}

"I get a lot of practice. Although the boys do have to be reminded fairly regularly not to use the uranium enriched ball when I'm playing."

*shrugs and picks up the ball*

"But then, I'm also allowed to use my wings when I'm playing against them. It's good practice for me having to stay on the ground to play."

Serves the ball back to Ambrosia.

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