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lynora-Jill wrote:
Serves the ball back to Ambrosia.

{despite the gentle serves, has trouble returning them} Uhn! {bops it back} *This is harder than it looked.*


Looks like my wireless connection is getting fitsy with me, so I'm punching out for the night.

After enjoying the game for a while, Devlyn will be good to his word and head over to Ambrosia's cabana later for whatever help she needs, once she is done beating that poor volleyball into the ground of course... ;)

G'night all :)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Serves the ball back to Ambrosia.
{despite the gentle serves, has trouble returning them} Uhn! {bops it back} *This is harder than it looked.*

Hits ball back effortlessly.

"Oh, blast!"

*blushes furiously as she quickly grasps her broken bikini strap before her top falls off*

"Looks like I need a little time out to get a new top."


lynora-Jill wrote:

Hits ball back effortlessly.

"Oh, blast!"

*blushes furiously as she quickly grasps her broken bikini strap before her top falls off*

*Don't think naughty thoughts, don't think naughty thoughts, don't think naughty thoughts, don't think naughty thoughts...* {volleyball wizzes past, completely forgotten}

lynora-Jill wrote:
"Looks like I need a little time out to get a new top."

{more than slightly distracted} Ok, sure, I'll wait {plops onto her backside on sand}


*ducks into a cabana and comes back a couple minutes later still adjusting the fit of her new bikini top*

"Okay, I'm ready to play some more."

"Where'd the ball go?"


lynora-Jill wrote:

*ducks into a cabana and comes back a couple minutes later still adjusting the fit of her new bikini top*

"Okay, I'm ready to play some more."

"Where'd the ball go?"

{wipes dopey grin off her face} Oh, Slippy got it for us- {smiles at him} here ya go {rolls it back to LJ}


"You ready?"

Waits for Ambrosia to stand up and then gently serves the ball.


lynora-Jill wrote:

"You ready?"

Waits for Ambrosia to stand up and then gently serves the ball.

{clumsily returns the serve}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

"You ready?"

Waits for Ambrosia to stand up and then gently serves the ball.

{clumsily returns the serve}

Jumps up to hit the ball back, barely remembering at the last minute not to use her wings for balance, consequently falling on her bottom.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumps up to hit the ball back, barely remembering at the last minute not to use her wings for balance, consequently falling on her bottom.

{ball forgotten again} You ok?

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Dalesman, you need to adopt a Jack persona...


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumps up to hit the ball back, barely remembering at the last minute not to use her wings for balance, consequently falling on her bottom.
{ball forgotten again} You ok?

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just forgot for a second there that I wasn't supposed to fly this game."

*stands up and dusts herself off*

"Why don't you try serving this time?"


lynora-Jill wrote:

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just forgot for a second there that I wasn't supposed to fly this game."

*stands up and dusts herself off*

"Why don't you try serving this time?"

{retrieves ball, waves at cranky Callous Jack}

Ok... {tries to "serve" ball like Lynora did, sents it flying wide off out of bounds} oh, poot!

This game is eerily like how badly I play volleyball in real life. :)


"That's okay. You can just try again. No rush."

Waits semi-patiently for Ambrosia to retrieve the ball.


lynora-Jill wrote:

"That's okay. You can just try again. No rush."

Waits semi-patiently for Ambrosia to retrieve the ball.

{thinks to herself:} *I thought Slippy was gonna get it, but he just sits there staring at the two of us with a big grin on his face.*

{retrieves ball, manages to serve it over the net}


Callous Jack wrote:
Dalesman, you need to adopt a Jack persona...

I guess I have been in here an awful lot of late...


Would this work...?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

"That's okay. You can just try again. No rush."

Waits semi-patiently for Ambrosia to retrieve the ball.

{thinks to herself:} *I thought Slippy was gonna get it, but he just sits there staring at the two of us with a big grin on his face.*

{retrieves ball, manages to serve it over the net}

Hits the ball back over the net to Ambrosia.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Would this work...?

Love the new avvy. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Hits the ball back over the net to Ambrosia.

Oof! {returns it over the net... barely}


lynora-Jill wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Would this work...?
Love the new avvy. :)

Thank you mi'lady :)

Maybe I should think about a new look for The Dalesman too. Hmmm....


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Would this work...?
lynora-Jill wrote:
Love the new avvy. :)

Ditto. I like it better than your original one. :)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Would this work...?
lynora-Jill wrote:
Love the new avvy. :)
Ditto. I like it better than your original one. :)

Well I guess that cinches it. As long as Callous doesn't give me the boot, of course... :)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Well I guess that cinches it. As long as Callous doesn't give me the boot, of course... :)

Not if us girls have anything to say about it. :)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Hits the ball back over the net to Ambrosia.
Oof! {returns it over the net... barely}

Dives for the ball and knocks it over the net, realizing just a little too late that the strap on this top had also snapped. Quickly folds her arms across her chest, blushing furiously.

"I don't understand. This is a brand new bikini...Hey! This strap was cut! Somebody deliberately sabotaged my bikini! Who would do that?....Okay, maybe that was a dumb qustion...."


lynora-Jill wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Hits the ball back over the net to Ambrosia.
Oof! {returns it over the net... barely}

Dives for the ball and knocks it over the net, realizing just a little too late that the strap on this top had also snapped. Quickly folds her arms across her chest, blushing furiously.

"I don't understand. This is a brand new bikini...Hey! This strap was cut! Somebody deliberately sabotaged my bikini! Who would do that?....Okay, maybe that was a dumb qustion...."

"No idea. I'm sure they're just trying to mess with your mojo, LJ." :)


lynora-Jill wrote:

Dives for the ball and knocks it over the net, realizing just a little too late that the strap on this top had also snapped. Quickly folds her arms across her chest, blushing furiously.

"I don't understand. This is a brand new bikini...Hey! This strap was cut! Somebody deliberately sabotaged my bikini! Who would do that?....Okay, maybe that was a dumb qustion...."

Well, Mending (a 0-level spell) should fix it.

Hmmm... {glances around at Jacks} guess I was lucky I kept this one in my Handbag of Holding.


Heads back into cabana and comes out a couple minutes later wearing her Dark & Stormy Knight T-shirt.

"At least this doesn't have any straps that can break while we're trying to play volleyball."


Runs over to a cabana and brings over some more wardrobe in case of future 'malfunctions', making sure it is appropriate for the sport :D

D'oh - too late! Ah well... :)

The 'alter-ego' is going to take some getting used to... ;P


lynora-Jill wrote:

Heads back into cabana and comes out a couple minutes later wearing her Dark & Stormy Knight T-shirt.

"At least this doesn't have any straps that can break while we're trying to play volleyball."

<boink!> {now the strap on her bikini snaps} HEY! {covers herself with hands, scoots back to cabana}


Devlyn looks over at Slip & Slaad with a grin.

"I really like this game. There's just so much...suspense."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Devlyn looks over at Slip & Slaad with a grin.

"I really like this game. There's just so much...suspense."

{pops back out wearing mithral chain shirt} Lucky I had packed this {glances around but doesn't spot rust monster}

{picks up volleyball} Ready, Lynora?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

pops back out wearing mithral chain shirt} Lucky I had packed this {glances around but doesn't spot rust monster}

{picks up volleyball} Ready, Lynora?

"Ooo, shiny. I like your tailor."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Ooo, shiny. I like your tailor."

Thanks. I won it off an elf in a card game. {doesn't realize she shoulda wore something under it}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Ooo, shiny. I like your tailor."
Thanks. I won it off an elf in a card game. {doesn't realize she shoulda wore something under it}

"Nice. Don't forget to serve - LJ seems to be staring..."


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Devlyn looks over at Slip & Slaad with a grin.

"I really like this game. There's just so much...suspense."

{pops back out wearing mithral chain shirt} Lucky I had packed this {glances around but doesn't spot rust monster}

{picks up volleyball} Ready, Lynora?

<Bursts out of the sand>

Did someone say chain mail? Om nom nom nom.

<Dissolves Ambrosia Slaad's chain mail shirt>

Got a plane to France to catch. Bye!

<Dives back into the sand>


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

<Bursts out of the sand>

Did someone say chain mail? Om nom nom nom.

<Dissolves Ambrosia Slaad's chain mail shirt>

Got a plane to France to catch. Bye!

<Dives back into the sand>

Son. of. a. b*tch. {stomps back to cabana}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

<Bursts out of the sand>

Did someone say chain mail? Om nom nom nom.

<Dissolves Ambrosia Slaad's chain mail shirt>

Got a plane to France to catch. Bye!

<Dives back into the sand>

Son. of. a. b*tch. {stomps back to cabana}

Offers Ambrosia a t-shirt so she doesn't have to go all the way back to the cabana - but she does have to come over to him :P


"I just knew that rust monster was coming back."

*sigh*

"I think there are some extra T-shirts in the cabana, Ambrosia. Or you could take the one that Devlyn's offering."


The Dalesman wrote:
Offers Ambrosia a t-shirt so she doesn't have to go all the way back to the cabana - but she does have to come over to him :P

{graciously accepts t-shirt} Thanks; you continue to be a true gentlemen. {smiles} Would you mind standing in front of me to block their view?

{when he stands in front and turns his back:} No silly, just their view, not yours.

{once more covered, rejoins the patient Lynora on the volleyball court:} OK, here we go {serves again to Lynora}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:


{once more covered, rejoins the patient Lynora on the volleyball court:} OK, here we go {serves again to Lynora}

Hits the ball back over the net to Ambrosia.


*Landing causes a cloud of sand*
Well isn't this a treat. I came here for a drink and get to watch two beautiful ladies play volleyball.

;)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Offers Ambrosia a t-shirt so she doesn't have to go all the way back to the cabana - but she does have to come over to him :P

{graciously accepts t-shirt} Thanks; you continue to be a true gentlemen. {smiles} Would you mind standing in front of me to block their view?

{when he stands in front and turns his back:} No silly, just their view, not yours.

{once more covered, rejoins the patient Lynora on the volleyball court:} OK, here we go {serves again to Lynora}

"The pleasure's all mine, ma'am," he says as he enjoys the view, of course ;D

Okay - time for me to log off for real now. We'll just retcon all of the Dalesman's dialogue over to Devlyn, and we're good to go ;)

G'Night All :)


Dragonborn Jack wrote:

*Landing causes a cloud of sand*

Well isn't this a treat. I came here for a drink and get to watch two beautiful ladies play volleyball.

;)

*giggle*


Dragonborn Jack wrote:

*Landing causes a cloud of sand*

Well isn't this a treat. I came here for a drink and get to watch two beautiful ladies play volleyball.

;)

Oh my... he's a biggun. 8)


The deafening roar of generators starting at various points on the grounds grows.

Sorry Jacks. We've got to take the house off of the grid at this stage of the project. We hope to have regular power back up in a day or so. In the mean time, the house will be powered by generators.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:

*Landing causes a cloud of sand*

Well isn't this a treat. I came here for a drink and get to watch two beautiful ladies play volleyball.

;)

Oh my... he's a biggun. 8)

Hey! No peeking! *wink*

*sits down, opens dragon-sized Dark & Stormy*


Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:

*Landing causes a cloud of sand*

Well isn't this a treat. I came here for a drink and get to watch two beautiful ladies play volleyball.

;)

Oh my... he's a biggun. 8)

Hey! No peeking!

*sits down, opens dragon-sized Dark & Stormy*

*giggle*


Alaina bounces in from cabana

Hey room for me?


lynora-Jill wrote:
*giggle*

Hmmm, we seem to be on a time-out.

Come on, Devlyn, let me show you what I need moved and where you can put it. {scoops up a bottle of champagne and leads the Dalesman to the cabana}

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