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Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Dang! Girl has ears like a bat.
{mumbles from cabana} Nah, unlike bat ears, Lynora's pair (of ears) are yummy and nibble-licious.

True, true. Though that dire were-bat sorceress last week was nice...

"Aaaaalrighty then," Devlyn says as he goes and grabs more supplies for the bar before things run out.

Looks like I get to be online for a little bit tonight.


After another several hours LJ emerges from the limo. The sound of snoring can be heard inside. She adjusts her bikini top and walks up to the bar.

"Well, I shouldn't be making my video debut anytime soon. Gotta give him credit for stamina. Those 'negotiations' lasted all day. Hey, can I get a margarita please?"


lynora-Jill wrote:

After another several hours LJ emerges from the limo. The sound of snoring can be heard inside. She adjusts her bikini top and walks up to the bar.

"Well, I shouldn't be making my video debut anytime soon. Gotta give him credit for stamina. Those 'negotiations' lasted all day. Hey, can I get a margarita please?"

"Yes ma'am," he says as he gets one together for her. "There ya go."


So...anything interesting happen today, or is everyone still sleeping it off after the big party?

Oh, hey, cool statue!


lynora-Jill wrote:

So...anything interesting happen today, or is everyone still sleeping it off after the big party?

Oh, hey, cool statue!

There was quite a show a few moments ago... but you didn;t miss anything.


lynora-Jill wrote:

So...anything interesting happen today, or is everyone still sleeping it off after the big party?

Oh, hey, cool statue!

"I think the stone effigy is the big thing today. At least that I noticed when I came back, that is..."


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

So...anything interesting happen today, or is everyone still sleeping it off after the big party?

Oh, hey, cool statue!

There was quite a show a few moments ago... but you didn;t miss anything.

*gives him an odd look*


The Dalesman wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

So...anything interesting happen today, or is everyone still sleeping it off after the big party?

Oh, hey, cool statue!

"I think the stone effigy is the big thing today. At least that I noticed when I came back, that is..."

I wonder what Panama's building over there. It's big whatever it is.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

So...anything interesting happen today, or is everyone still sleeping it off after the big party?

Oh, hey, cool statue!

There was quite a show a few moments ago... but you didn;t miss anything.
*gives him an odd look*

What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's because I'm part Poodle, Jack, and Slaad isn't?


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

So...anything interesting happen today, or is everyone still sleeping it off after the big party?

Oh, hey, cool statue!

There was quite a show a few moments ago... but you didn;t miss anything.
*gives him an odd look*
What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's because I'm part Poodle, Jack, and Slaad isn't?

Noooo. Oddly enough I've gotten used to that. It was just that what you said didn't make any sense.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Noooo. Oddly enough I've gotten used to that. It was just that what you said didn't make any sense.

Ah, well, um... sorry about that. Another drink?


Devlyn just shakes his head and smiles to himself as he finishes restocking the bar.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Ah, well, um... sorry about that. Another drink?

{calls out lazily from cabana} Hey kiddo, you be nice to the young lady, ok?


Time for me to log off. G'night all


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Ah, well, um... sorry about that. Another drink?
{calls out lazily from cabana} Hey kiddo, you be nice to the young lady, ok?

Hi, Ambrosia! Did you have a good rest? You've been asleep for hours and hours.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Hi, Ambrosia! Did you have a good rest? You've been asleep for hours and hours.

{pokes head out of cabana, has bad case of bed-head hair} Mmmmm, it was dreamy {blows hair out of face} and you were there {grins, has to blow hair out of face again}.

All this sleeping makes me want {blows hair out of face} another nap.

AUGH! My hair is a mess! {pops back inside}


Hey, losers! Guess what thread just owned yours!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Ah, well, um... sorry about that. Another drink?
{calls out lazily from cabana} Hey kiddo, you be nice to the young lady, ok?

I was being nice! I offered another drink and everything!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hey, losers! Guess what thread just owned yours!

{ignores cranky kobold}

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
I was being nice! I offered another drink and everything!

I'm sorry; I was afraid you were going to egg her.


stumbles out of limo

Man, those girls snore loud!


stumbles out of limo

*giggle*


stretches as she walks out of limo

*yawn*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I'm sorry; I was afraid you were going to egg her.

[shocked indignation]MOM!!![/shocked indignation]


*blush*

Er, I don't think they were the ones snoring.


lynora-Jill wrote:

*blush*

Er, I don't think they were the ones snoring.

Snoring? No, not us.

*giggle*


Priestess of Discord wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*blush*

Er, I don't think they were the ones snoring.

Snoring? No, not us.

*giggle*

Not us.

*giggle*


So, ummm, who wants a drink?


lynora-Jill wrote:
So, ummm, who wants a drink?

I do


lynora-Jill wrote:
So, ummm, who wants a drink?

I do


lynora-Jill wrote:
So, ummm, who wants a drink?

Me


Steps behind the bar and starts pouring Dark&Stormies in a likely futile attempt to get past the awkward moment.


lynora-Jill wrote:
So, ummm, who wants a drink?

I'll have a rum


Salty Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
So, ummm, who wants a drink?

I'll have a rum

Pours a rum and passes it to him.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Steps behind the bar and starts pouring Dark&Stormies in a likely futile attempt to get past the awkward moment.

Let me help.

sidles up next to LJ


lynora-Jill wrote:
Salty Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
So, ummm, who wants a drink?

I'll have a rum

Pours a rum and passes it to him.

Thanks, lass


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Steps behind the bar and starts pouring Dark&Stormies in a likely futile attempt to get past the awkward moment.

Let me help.

sidles up next to LJ

*blush*

Er, okay. Why don't you start passing around drinks?


lynora-Jill wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Steps behind the bar and starts pouring Dark&Stormies in a likely futile attempt to get past the awkward moment.

Let me help.

sidles up next to LJ

*blush*

Er, okay. Why don't you start passing around drinks?

takes an ice cube and traces it along her neck, tasting it then popping it in her mouth

Anything for you.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:


takes an ice cube and traces it along her neck, tasting it then popping it in her mouth

Anything for you.

*blushes deep crimson*

Really trying not to think about what happened in the limo.

Thanks.

*hands El-Lina a tray of drinks and starts pouring more*


lynora-Jill wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:


takes an ice cube and traces it along her neck, tasting it then popping it in her mouth

Anything for you.

*blushes deep crimson*

Really trying not to think about what happened in the limo.

Thanks.

*hands El-Lina a tray of drinks and starts pouring more*

Hm... if limo's could talk, huh?

*slides over to limo, casts animate objects so they can talk*
Okay, you over-stretched Herbie, give us all the details.


Slip and Slaad wrote:


Hm... if limo's could talk, huh?

*slides over to limo, casts animate objects so they can talk*
Okay, you over-stretched Herbie, give us all the details.

The limo starts complaining about how they broke its nice new tires.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Slip and Slaad wrote:


Hm... if limo's could talk, huh?

*slides over to limo, casts animate objects so they can talk*
Okay, you over-stretched Herbie, give us all the details.

The limo starts complaining about how they broke its nice new tires.

lol


And, just to keep DB3 from getting too big for his britches - good morning all, and Happy Friday! :P

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!


Hungry Jack wrote:
... That's why everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack!

{settles in next to Hungry Jack with a large plate of Jiffy(tm) pancakes, a dab of Buttery Patrick, and a squeeze of real maple syrup} omnomnomnomnom...


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
... That's why everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack!
{settles in next to Hungry Jack with a large plate of Jiffy(tm) pancakes, a dab of Buttery Patrick, and a squeeze of real maple syrup} omnomnomnomnom...

You just can't go wrong with combos like that! :D


lynora-Jill wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:


takes an ice cube and traces it along her neck, tasting it then popping it in her mouth

Anything for you.

*blushes deep crimson*

Really trying not to think about what happened in the limo.

Thanks.

*hands El-Lina a tray of drinks and starts pouring more*

Knowing that there are some battles not even a Big Damn Hero can help with, Devlyn surrenders the bar to LJ, grabs a Dark & Stormy from El-Lina's tray, and plops down in one of the nearby chairs to watch things unfold. :P


*Hmm. Must've gotten too quiet for the celestial sisterhood* Devlyn thinks to himself as he looks around the grounds and watches the nigh-unstoppable construction crew continue their works.


The Dalesman wrote:
*Hmm. Must've gotten too quiet for the celestial sisterhood* Devlyn thinks to himself as he looks around the grounds and watches the nigh-unstoppable construction crew continue their works.

The girls come out of one of the cabanas yawning and stretching.

Is there going to be another party? said Muffy.

Maybe we should head back to that celestial place, Molly said wistfully.

You're just hoping you run into that DSX guy again, Mindy said teasingly.


celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
*Hmm. Must've gotten too quiet for the celestial sisterhood* Devlyn thinks to himself as he looks around the grounds and watches the nigh-unstoppable construction crew continue their works.

The girls come out of one of the cabanas yawning and stretching.

Is there going to be another party? said Muffy.

Maybe we should head back to that celestial place, Molly said wistfully.

You're just hoping you run into that DSX guy again, Mindy said teasingly.

"At the rate the construction crew's going, there just might be a party to ring in the new and improved clubhouse - or at least the big Callous Jack effigy over there," as Devlyn waves and points to said sculpture.

"Did you three need some more coffee to shake off the cobwebs? I'm sure I can find some of the stronger stuff if I poke around in the right places..." as he looks back over to the bar.


The Dalesman wrote:


"At the rate the construction crew's going, there just might be a party to ring in the new and improved clubhouse - or at least the big Callous Jack effigy over there," as Devlyn waves and points to said sculpture.

"Did you three need some more coffee to shake off the cobwebs? I'm sure I can find some of the stronger stuff if I poke around in the right places..." as he looks back over to the bar.

Coffee would be good.

*giggle*

Hey, LJ, did you get some rest today too?

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