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Jack Hammer wrote:

Tigers threw another game away. Rain and humidity gave me a headache this morning. But, on the happy side, I'm off work after today for a mini-vacation to beautiful WV.

JH looks like he's trying to keep his cool as LJ gets closer. She sure does smell good...

Well, I hope you're feeling better. And that you have fun on your mini-vacation.

Surely you can think of something...


Jack Hammer wrote:
Tigers threw another game away. Rain and humidity gave me a headache this morning. But, on the happy side, I'm off work after today for a mini-vacation to beautiful WV.

Awesome. T-Minus 42 days until my vacation kicks in. Not that I'm counting or anything... :P


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Tigers threw another game away. Rain and humidity gave me a headache this morning. But, on the happy side, I'm off work after today for a mini-vacation to beautiful WV.

JH looks like he's trying to keep his cool as LJ gets closer. She sure does smell good...

Well, I hope you're feeling better. And that you have fun on your mini-vacation.

Surely you can think of something...

But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...


*to Salty Jack* Young buck looks like this is his first military engagement.


General J. Debauchery wrote:
*to Salty Jack* Young buck looks like this is his first military engagement.

Well, she is a Jill. Among her other 'advantages'.


Jack Hammer wrote:

But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...

And there's nothing you want more than that? Absolutely nothing? she said, reaching out and tracing a finger lightly across his chest.


Salty Jack wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
*to Salty Jack* Young buck looks like this is his first military engagement.
Well, she is a Jill. Among her other 'advantages'.

Devlyn pops back in after his little sojourn and goes over to the General and Salty.

"What's all the...oh. I guess the hammer is about to fall, so to speak," he says with a chuckle.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...

And there's nothing you want more than that? Absolutely nothing? she said, reaching out and tracing a finger lightly across his chest.

...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...

And there's nothing you want more than that? Absolutely nothing? she said, reaching out and tracing a finger lightly across his chest.
...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.

Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.
Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?

"My pleasure, LJ. Gimme one sec."

Devlyn goes to the bar, and comes back with an ice-cold beer and hands it over.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...

And there's nothing you want more than that? Absolutely nothing? she said, reaching out and tracing a finger lightly across his chest.
...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.

Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?

Dang! Out thunk!


The Dalesman wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.
Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?

"My pleasure, LJ. Gimme one sec."

Devlyn goes to the bar, and comes back with an ice-cold beer and hands it over.

...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...


Jack Hammer wrote:

Dang! Out thunk!

:)

So, she said leaning just a little closer, we were talking about what you want...


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Dang! Out thunk!

:)

So, she said leaning just a little closer, we were talking about what you want...

his jaw is moving but words aren't coming out


Jack Hammer wrote:

...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...

Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs...


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Dang! Out thunk!

:)

So, she said leaning just a little closer, we were talking about what you want...

his jaw is moving but words aren't coming out

I hate it when a good soldier falls. And that boy looks like he's lost this engagement.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...

Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs...

but you were the best by far....


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...

Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs...
but you were the best by far....

....and I'm very willing to negotiate if you'll just tell me what you want, she whispered in his ear.


ROFL - alright, I have to punch out to head home. I'll try to hop back on when I get there. Good Luck, JH! :D


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...

Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs...
but you were the best by far....
....and I'm very willing to negotiate if you'll just tell me what you want, she whispered in his ear.

is her breath that hot or is it just me? ;)

his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...

Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs...
but you were the best by far....
....and I'm very willing to negotiate if you'll just tell me what you want, she whispered in his ear.

is her breath that hot or is it just me? ;)

his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...

Yep. That ship's beached.


Jack Hammer wrote:

his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...

"Very," she whispered. "Just say the word..."


In the background the constant chipping of the the stone workers is heard. A great stone visage of Callous Jack begins to take shape from a great marble block placed on a hillock near the main entry.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...

"Very," she whispered. "Just say the word..."

You musta been a terror in high school. Probably still are. lol

"Well, we have this big bus limo. With blacked out windows and a kickass video system..."

Spoiler:

"How 'bout we 'review' the 'footage' and 'negotiate' point by point in private, over a few glasses of champagne? Maybe we can form a partnership?"


Devlyn ushers the General and Salty over to the bar.

"No need to keep watching this spectacle, gents. Let's leave at least a little of JH's dignity intact. It's the least we can do for him..." :)


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...

"Very," she whispered. "Just say the word..."

You musta been a terror in high school. Probably still are. lol

"Well, we have this big bus limo. With blacked out windows and a kickass video system..."
** spoiler omitted **

She smiles at him. "I can agree to that."

She pulls him over to the bus limo, and shuts the doors behind them.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...

"Very," she whispered. "Just say the word..."

You musta been a terror in high school. Probably still are. lol

"Well, we have this big bus limo. With blacked out windows and a kickass video system..."
** spoiler omitted **

She smiles at him. "I can agree to that."

She pulls him over to the bus limo, and shuts the doors behind them.

Spoiler:

After several hours of negotiations the limo stops rocking. lol


"So what are all the 'bells & whistles' that are being added with all this new construction, General?" Devlyn asks as he digs up some more drinks from behind the bar for them. "I'm assuming there's more to it than just Callous Jack's visage gracing the property."

He looks back at the limo for a second.
"Um...PoD and El-Lina did already leave the limo, right?"


Jack Hammer wrote:


She pulls him over to the bus limo, and shuts the doors behind them.

** spoiler omitted **

*comes late onto the scene* Looks like that limo needs some new shocks.


JH emerges, a wide smile on his face, and heads over to the bar.

"Ran out of Dark & Stormys. This negotiating thing sure makes a Jack work up a thirst." Pours some new ones, and heads back.


Might be some hope for that boy yet.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


She pulls him over to the bus limo, and shuts the doors behind them.

** spoiler omitted **

*comes late onto the scene* Looks like that limo needs some new shocks.

"Something like that, yeah," Devlyn says with a smirk, as he takes the D&S bottle JH left behind and pours a round for everyone else.


Jack Hammer wrote:

JH emerges, a wide smile on his face, and heads over to the bar.

"Ran out of Dark & Stormys. This negotiating thing sure makes a Jack work up a thirst." Pours some new ones, and heads back.

What's with all the smiling and the sweating? Have you been working out?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH emerges, a wide smile on his face, and heads over to the bar.

"Ran out of Dark & Stormys. This negotiating thing sure makes a Jack work up a thirst." Pours some new ones, and heads back.

What's with all the smiling and the sweating? Have you been working out?

*slides over to bar*

I don't think they're doing pushups in there...
The horizontal tango maybe, but not pushups.


Dinner calls. See everyone in the morning :)


The sound of construction is drowned out by an explosion. The tires on the limo, all 16 of them, blow out at the same time.


Looks like they've reached an agreement.


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Looks like they've reached an agreement.

Well, when a slaadi teaches you something, you should use it. Though I was only ever able to make 14 tires blow out...

He's gonna want another drink when he comes out. She probably will too.


Hey, don't buses usually have some sort of video camera near the front?


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Hey, don't buses usually have some sort of video camera near the front?

*smacks poodle slaad*

That's what started all this!


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:


Have you been working out?

Why yes. Yes, I have. Thanks for noticing.


JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.


Jack Hammer wrote:

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.

Well, I did put the 'J' in debauchery.


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.

Well, I did put the 'J' in debauchery.

thinks about it for a moment, then goes back to his rum.


Jack Hammer wrote:

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.

From inside the limo:

I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.

From inside the limo:

I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....

Dang! Girl has ears like a bat.

makes a pitcher of margaritas and heads back to the limo.

Hey! What'd you guys do to my tires?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.

From inside the limo:

I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....

*giggle*


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.

You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.

From inside the limo:

I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....

*giggle*


Jack Hammer wrote:
Dang! Girl has ears like a bat.

{mumbles from cabana} Nah, unlike bat ears, Lynora's pair (of ears) are yummy and nibble-licious.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Dang! Girl has ears like a bat.
{mumbles from cabana} Nah, unlike bat ears, Lynora's pair (of ears) are yummy and nibble-licious.

True, true. Though that dire were-bat sorceress last week was nice...

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