
lynora-Jill |

Tigers threw another game away. Rain and humidity gave me a headache this morning. But, on the happy side, I'm off work after today for a mini-vacation to beautiful WV.
JH looks like he's trying to keep his cool as LJ gets closer. She sure does smell good...
Well, I hope you're feeling better. And that you have fun on your mini-vacation.
Surely you can think of something...

The Dalesman |

Tigers threw another game away. Rain and humidity gave me a headache this morning. But, on the happy side, I'm off work after today for a mini-vacation to beautiful WV.
Awesome. T-Minus 42 days until my vacation kicks in. Not that I'm counting or anything... :P

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:Tigers threw another game away. Rain and humidity gave me a headache this morning. But, on the happy side, I'm off work after today for a mini-vacation to beautiful WV.
JH looks like he's trying to keep his cool as LJ gets closer. She sure does smell good...
Well, I hope you're feeling better. And that you have fun on your mini-vacation.
Surely you can think of something...
But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...

The Dalesman |

General J. Debauchery wrote:*to Salty Jack* Young buck looks like this is his first military engagement.Well, she is a Jill. Among her other 'advantages'.
Devlyn pops back in after his little sojourn and goes over to the General and Salty.
"What's all the...oh. I guess the hammer is about to fall, so to speak," he says with a chuckle.

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:And there's nothing you want more than that? Absolutely nothing? she said, reaching out and tracing a finger lightly across his chest.But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...
...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.

lynora-Jill |

lynora-Jill wrote:...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.Jack Hammer wrote:And there's nothing you want more than that? Absolutely nothing? she said, reaching out and tracing a finger lightly across his chest.But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...
Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?

The Dalesman |

Jack Hammer wrote:...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?
"My pleasure, LJ. Gimme one sec."
Devlyn goes to the bar, and comes back with an ice-cold beer and hands it over.

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.Jack Hammer wrote:And there's nothing you want more than that? Absolutely nothing? she said, reaching out and tracing a finger lightly across his chest.But, but, my dreams of taking Fey Gone Wild into a global franchise... You could be a world-wide star. And the payments on the bus limo...
Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?
Dang! Out thunk!

Jack Hammer |

lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:...I could really use something to drink. My mouths gone dry all of a sudden.Sure thing. Hey, Devlyn, would you be a dear and get JH a nice cold beer?"My pleasure, LJ. Gimme one sec."
Devlyn goes to the bar, and comes back with an ice-cold beer and hands it over.
...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...

lynora-Jill |

...all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...
Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs...

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs......all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...
but you were the best by far....

lynora-Jill |

lynora-Jill wrote:but you were the best by far....Jack Hammer wrote:Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs......all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...
....and I'm very willing to negotiate if you'll just tell me what you want, she whispered in his ear.

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:....and I'm very willing to negotiate if you'll just tell me what you want, she whispered in his ear.lynora-Jill wrote:but you were the best by far....Jack Hammer wrote:Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs......all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...
is her breath that hot or is it just me? ;)
his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...

Salty Jack |

lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:....and I'm very willing to negotiate if you'll just tell me what you want, she whispered in his ear.lynora-Jill wrote:but you were the best by far....Jack Hammer wrote:Well, we're not talking about scrapping the whole project...I'm sure that you got plenty of footage without me in it...surely you can recoup some of your costs......all the money for t-shirts, advertising, meals on the road, the booze...Oh, the booze bill! That darn lawyer's fees...the customization of the limo with the brass poles and leopard skin seats stuffed with goose feathers...
is her breath that hot or is it just me? ;)
his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...
Yep. That ship's beached.

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:"Very," she whispered. "Just say the word..."his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...
You musta been a terror in high school. Probably still are. lol
"Well, we have this big bus limo. With blacked out windows and a kickass video system..."
"How 'bout we 'review' the 'footage' and 'negotiate' point by point in private, over a few glasses of champagne? Maybe we can form a partnership?"

lynora-Jill |

lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:"Very," she whispered. "Just say the word..."his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...
You musta been a terror in high school. Probably still are. lol
"Well, we have this big bus limo. With blacked out windows and a kickass video system..."
** spoiler omitted **
She smiles at him. "I can agree to that."
She pulls him over to the bus limo, and shuts the doors behind them.

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:"Very," she whispered. "Just say the word..."his head turns slowly, so their lips are very close but he can only sputter ...budda...budda...budda...willing...
You musta been a terror in high school. Probably still are. lol
"Well, we have this big bus limo. With blacked out windows and a kickass video system..."
** spoiler omitted **She smiles at him. "I can agree to that."
She pulls him over to the bus limo, and shuts the doors behind them.

The Dalesman |

"So what are all the 'bells & whistles' that are being added with all this new construction, General?" Devlyn asks as he digs up some more drinks from behind the bar for them. "I'm assuming there's more to it than just Callous Jack's visage gracing the property."
He looks back at the limo for a second.
"Um...PoD and El-Lina did already leave the limo, right?"

The Dalesman |

Jack Hammer wrote:*comes late onto the scene* Looks like that limo needs some new shocks.
She pulls him over to the bus limo, and shuts the doors behind them.** spoiler omitted **
"Something like that, yeah," Devlyn says with a smirk, as he takes the D&S bottle JH left behind and pours a round for everyone else.

Slip and Slaad |

Jack Hammer wrote:What's with all the smiling and the sweating? Have you been working out?JH emerges, a wide smile on his face, and heads over to the bar.
"Ran out of Dark & Stormys. This negotiating thing sure makes a Jack work up a thirst." Pours some new ones, and heads back.
*slides over to bar*
I don't think they're doing pushups in there...The horizontal tango maybe, but not pushups.

Salty Jack |

Jack Hammer wrote:Well, I did put the 'J' in debauchery.JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.
You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.
thinks about it for a moment, then goes back to his rum.

lynora-Jill |

JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.
You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.
From inside the limo:
I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.
You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.
From inside the limo:
I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....
Dang! Girl has ears like a bat.
makes a pitcher of margaritas and heads back to the limo.
Hey! What'd you guys do to my tires?

Priestess of Discord |

Jack Hammer wrote:JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.
You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.
From inside the limo:
I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....
*giggle*

El-Lina Solareil |

Jack Hammer wrote:JH exits the limo, ignoring the damage, and heads to the bar for some tequila.
You think I should tell her that was just for the Fey Gone Wild release? There's still the Hard Hat Hotties release. That cabana-cam was a great idea General J.
From inside the limo:
I heard that! If this is going to take further negotiations, bring me back something to drink! ...and I thought I was supposed to have passed out before things got interesting in the cabana....
*giggle*