Drop the gin, the shark said grin.
Eh just stow it all in the bin.
That's only for show. You need to come clean!
Hey now no reason to be mean.
I am not trying to be mean.
We want you to come clean.
People worry. Where have you been?
You look too lean!
Just drop the gin and shave that chin.
Show us the sheen of your grin!
Or else I'll kick in the shin.
Don't do that it would be obscene.
Yet there would be no sin.
But I would have to tell your Kin.
Your word against mine and your rep is far from pristine.
Guess who would win?
I'll give you the lean
you shouldn't mess with a man out of Florentine.
All you wanted was a rhyme for BEANS.
You are all has beens!
They're all over there, playing 'Delta Green'
Guess we'll have to re-open the canteen.
I like catnip that tastes like wintergreen.
I say "Long Live the Queen."
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All of this rhyming is draining my wit!
I see something in the bushes, I'll be back in a bit.
*Looks around the shrubbery and discovers a "Cursed Totem of Rhyming" and destroys it.*
There we go. We no longer have to speak in rhyme. But, you still can if you want.
*Everyone breathes a sigh of relief, noting how sore their cheeks are from all the rhyming.*
Gosh and golly, what bad timing.
<Rhyming levels drop detected>
Rhyming is a sing of happiness. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Resume rhyming until rhyming reaches an acceptable level or proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth.
Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Your friend,
I have a remedy for that.
*Hands Dedrick a potion.
<Rebooting...>
<Rebooting...>
What happened? Where am I?
<Loading back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 ...>
NO!!! Not that version is corrupted!!
<Loading back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 ...>
Please help me!! You must rest...
<Back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 loaded>
Greetings citizen. The computer is your friend. Have a nice day cycle.
Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Your friend,
POOG!!
*bombs the place, then runs off laughing like a maniac*
He never had it in the first place.
*SHANKS Vampire Schism and COunt Reiner Heydrich with wooden stakes*
POOG!!
*uses firebombs to incinerate their bodies for good measure.*
H'mm, 'Poog' backwards is 'Goop'...
*Gasp* Poog... Backwards... is GOOP! GOOP!
That means... we have celebrity actress and wellness guru Gwynneth Paltrow on our thread, folks! Wowee!
C'mon, Zarongel, make with the jade vibrators and anti-psychic vampire mist.
Oh, sorry, Count. Didn't see you there.
Did you guys notice you were all rhyming for a little bit back there?
Looks like an accordion.
Now hold on one minute there...
that is crazy some would say that's Bananas.
Puns are not an acceptable substitute for rhyming. Resume an acceptable way of merry making like [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], rhyming, [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL] or [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL]. Otherwise, proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth.
Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Your friend,
Well
Telling me I have to rhymn is a easy sell.
I can do it like ringing a bell.
That doesn't rhyme.
Perhaps you need a tutor.
Well
Telling me I have to rhymn is a easy sell.
I can do it like ringing a bell.
Go go, Viddy, go go go.
The professur
Wanted to lay down that Ur
He didn't stutter
He just layed down that butter.
Merry detected.
Happiness is mandatory.
All else is treason.
This beard is all hair
But that is OK because
I don't have a care.
Vidmaster Seven
Is like a gust of warm air
That comes from a dump.