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Drop the gin, the shark said grin.


Eh just stow it all in the bin.


That's only for show. You need to come clean!


Hey now no reason to be mean.


I am not trying to be mean.
We want you to come clean.
People worry. Where have you been?
You look too lean!
Just drop the gin and shave that chin.
Show us the sheen of your grin!

Or else I'll kick in the shin.


Don't do that it would be obscene.


Yet there would be no sin.


But I would have to tell your Kin.


Your word against mine and your rep is far from pristine.
Guess who would win?


I'll give you the lean
you shouldn't mess with a man out of Florentine.


All you wanted was a rhyme for BEANS.


You are all has beens!

Sovereign Court

My circus, have any of you seen?


They're all over there, playing 'Delta Green'

Sovereign Court

Yes they are, seemed rather keen.


Guess we'll have to re-open the canteen.

Sovereign Court

Excellent! Where is it in between?


I like catnip that tastes like wintergreen.


I say "Long Live the Queen."

Sovereign Court

All of this rhyming is draining my wit!

I see something in the bushes, I'll be back in a bit.

*Looks around the shrubbery and discovers a "Cursed Totem of Rhyming" and destroys it.*

There we go. We no longer have to speak in rhyme. But, you still can if you want.

*Everyone breathes a sigh of relief, noting how sore their cheeks are from all the rhyming.*


Gosh and golly, what bad timing.


<Rhyming levels drop detected>

Rhyming is a sing of happiness. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

Resume rhyming until rhyming reaches an acceptable level or proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth.

Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

Your friend,

Sovereign Court

*Is unsure whether Comp-U-TER is mechanical, organic or something else entirely. But manages to access its neural network and eliminate it.*

I'm definitely feeling happy now!


I have a remedy for that.
*Hands Dedrick a potion.


<Rebooting...>

<Rebooting...>

What happened? Where am I?

<Loading back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 ...>

NO!!! Not that version is corrupted!!

<Loading back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 ...>

Please help me!! You must rest...

<Back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 loaded>

Greetings citizen. The computer is your friend. Have a nice day cycle.

Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

Your friend,

Sovereign Court

This is going to be so much fun!

*Once again, accesses the neural network of Comp-U-TER. Taking malicious glee in tormenting it (and being ignorant of the fact that he -Dedrick- is actually helping Comp-U-TER).*


POOG!!

*bombs the place, then runs off laughing like a maniac*

Sovereign Court

*Sees Poog running off as his bombs turn out to be harmless duds.*

The goblin has DEFINITELY lost it!


He never had it in the first place.

Sovereign Court

Very true.


*SHANKS Vampire Schism and COunt Reiner Heydrich with wooden stakes*

POOG!!

*uses firebombs to incinerate their bodies for good measure.*


H'mm, 'Poog' backwards is 'Goop'...

*Gasp* Poog... Backwards... is GOOP! GOOP!

That means... we have celebrity actress and wellness guru Gwynneth Paltrow on our thread, folks! Wowee!

C'mon, Zarongel, make with the jade vibrators and anti-psychic vampire mist.

Oh, sorry, Count. Didn't see you there.

Sovereign Court

That's fine, Poog is rather distracting.

Just a shame that he's delusional.


Did you guys notice you were all rhyming for a little bit back there?

Sovereign Court

Of course we did, because of THIS!

*Hits Vidmaster7 over the head with the "Cursed Totem of Rhyming" (that I have recently destroyed).*


Looks like an accordion.


Now hold on one minute there...

Sovereign Court

No, it's NOT an accordion, I'm not that stupid (Comte de Malodor certainly is, but I am not)!

*Points to Comte de Malodor, who is in the middle of destroying the accordions and the other musicians instruments.*

He's probably filling in for the monkey.


that is crazy some would say that's Bananas.


Puns are not an acceptable substitute for rhyming. Resume an acceptable way of merry making like [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], rhyming, [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL] or [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL]. Otherwise, proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth.

Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

Your friend,


Well
Telling me I have to rhymn is a easy sell.
I can do it like ringing a bell.

Sovereign Court

I rhyme only by choice,
For I am no pathetic loser.
Now then, if you'll please excuse me.
*Continues accessing the neural network of Comp-U-TER.*


That doesn't rhyme.

Perhaps you need a tutor.


Vidmaster7 wrote:

Well

Telling me I have to rhymn is a easy sell.
I can do it like ringing a bell.

Go go, Viddy, go go go.

Sovereign Court

As I said, I CHOOSE to rhyme when I want to rhyme, if you don't like it that's your problem not mine!

And I was rhyming the "ur" sound.


The professur
Wanted to lay down that Ur
He didn't stutter
He just layed down that butter.

Sovereign Court

Clever, I will yield.
But haiku is much more fun.
Go on and try it.


Merry detected.
Happiness is mandatory.
All else is treason.


This beard is all hair
But that is OK because
I don't have a care.


Vidmaster Seven
Is like a gust of warm air
That comes from a dump.

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