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*quite suddenly rolls out of Your Closet wearing skates like non-Euclidian tank treads*
Did somebody say ROLLER DISCO?!?!? *lights go dim, other lights nobody knew were even there turn on, all funky hell breaks loose*
Oh ho clown your not the only one ready for some disco!
I am ready to bring it with my butterfly collar and bell bottoms.
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I shall bubble-perm myself all over and hang a gold medallion around what is probably my neck, and then it is time to get GROOVAY.
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I feel like you would look like a pimp Chewbacca if you did that.
I hear music, real music.
*starts swaying*
Boogie-oogie-oogie.
You gotta bump hustle and funky chicken.
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*Discovers a magical vortex that (whilst leaving IHIYC unaffected) can be dispelled to save everyone.*
I'm sorry Jurassic Bard, but you'll have to go in there.
*Tosses Jurassic Bard (somehow) in the magical vortex, getting rid of it, re-killing the dinosaur, saving everyone from having to boogie forever and ripping a whole through reality so now Vidmaster7 never had a beard (because he can't grow one) and Sissyl never wore her iconic hat (but I am still trapped - not that I mind - in the Spyro universe).*
Maybe we wanted to boogie forever.
*Casts Travotto's Irresistible Strut*
I don' t think it works as well when you do it. maybe try wearing something more fashionable.
Yes something just like that.
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I've always discoed down to check out the show in my deep sea diving suit covered in imitation cabbage. I don't see what the problem is.
It's the cabbage. Attracts locusts.
Only imitation locusts.
But darling, your talons are simply divine! Such glitter! Totes jelbo!
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade
Isn't that like a cucumber salad? ah cucumber slaad Ha! I get it!
Count, should you wish to teach this pasty bounder some manners, I will gladly stand second for you.
Alphonse, really!
No no he still is.
Has the inheritance issue been resolved yet?
I would like to get back to WINNING.
I feel GREAT.
Congratulations on your win. What was the prize?
He won free tickets to the 48 Hour Non-Stop Accordion Marathon.
AAAIIIIEEEEHHH
faints
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Great Scott! We have to help this unfortunate soul!
*Goes to perform CPR, only to start drinking Schism's blood, quickly gets upon realising what self has done.*
Terribly sorry, that was most inappropriate of me, I'll let someone else save Schism.
*Goes to the restroom to wash face, feeling utterly ridiculous and ashamed.*
The lesson of the night is vampires are terrible at CPR.
wakes up
Why do I feel woozy?
*Tiptoes onto the thread, looks around apprehensively.*
It seems awfully quiet here. Did everyone else just die?
Pretty much.
Wait why am I being lassoed now? also SO MANY UNDEAD EVERYWHERE!
I bet it's because we can now buy adder's balls on a line without predictions, apparently.
my long hiatus is over, winter is over, and your king has returned.
Or, your Game Hamster anyhoo.
Lunch Time!
Pounces on The Game Hamster.