In the words of Yoda: "do or do not, there is no try!".
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Yo! Here’s the droids for which you have been searching.
In the words of Yoda: "do or do not, there is no try!".
And that's why Yoda was no good at rugby.
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Resist my appetite, for victory, you must not.
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*Sees the bouncy ball, rushes to get it.*
*Many Halflings are injured, some are mysteriously taken away.*
Ooh, free ammo.
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The pride of GoatToucher Farms!
I think he'd be more distressed if you hadn't dressed the leeches in French maid outfits first.
So, that’s why they keep bringing us gin & tonics and filet mignon.
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Looks like Count Reiner Heydrich is the last poster. Congratulations on a fine victory Count.
I choose Guinness, so I can have a moustache on my moustache (and I am all moustache)
That starts to explain things.
So many things explained, so many others obfuscated. I’m beginning to think that entropy is winning.
Did someone ask for kitteneses?
Mmm, the silky smooth taste of ould Guinness.
Fish-Malkovitch would like a pint of hot Cool Pigeon Flavor Mountain Dew, with cinnamon sprinkles, Bonjela, and an Old Oak Frankfurter dunked in it.
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Never, never confide secrets to an Old Oak Frankfurter, F-M.
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*While Fish-Malkovich is cursing into the sky, a more serious matter is at hand.*
Frollo: I've just learnt that hardly anyone here knows of "Disney Villainous".
Ursula: Yes, it is quite the shame, perhaps we should explain it.
Maleficent: Agreed, though we will save some details for later.
*Through a powerful magic spell, enters everyone's mind via a psychic link.*
Maleficent: Listen well, all of you! Disney Villainous is a table top board game that has you take on the role of one of us villains and have to complete an objective unique to each individual (we will explain the objectives later). The base game is "The Worst Takes It All" and it features; Captain Hook, Ursula, Prince John, the Queen of Hearts, Jafar and myself.
Evil Queen: The first expansion is called "Wicked To The Core" and it has Hades, Dr. Facilier and myself.
Scar: Next is "Evil Comes Prepared" with Ratigan, Yzma and myself.
Cruella De Vil: After that, is "Perfectly Wretched". And it features Mother Gothel, Pete (in his 1920's ensemble) and myself.
Gaston: Then, it's "Despicable Plots". With Lady Tremaine, Horned King and myself.
Syndrome: And we now have "Bigger and Badder" with Lotso, Madam Mim, and myself.
Hades: Quite impressive right? There's bound to be more in future!
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What I want to know is why the call me Evil Queen?
I do have a name, Ceridwen.
Well, don't worry. In Sidney: Beanainous, a tabletop game about Wicked Beans, we make sure to address you properly.
I have a hole in my head, and a hole in my head, and a hole in my head, and a hole in my head, and a hole in my head.
Just that many, and no more.
Your colander apprenticeship's going well, then?
Soup disappears into the flappy hole. Satisfaction follows.
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*Adjusts glasses, peers eagerly at Waterhammer, and becomes intrigued.*
Fascinating! What a most ingenious way to consume a liquid, I simply ingest edible substances through my mouth. I don't often see non-aquatic lifeforms possess a "flappy hole" (in fact, I believe that this is the first time I have encountered such a trait). Tell me, Waterhammer, how ever were you able to develop such a feature? Was it caused by a genetic defect as you were developing in the womb, or is it something that has evolved through the many generations of your family?
I AM SOME SOUP, AND I POUR DOWN A HOLE!
FLAPPY FLAPPY HOLE, FLAPPY FLAPPY HOLE!
SOUP! OURS!
*dives at Pulg's mouth, somehow wriggling partway in, a tentacles flopping and writhing chaotically*
muffled: DELICIOUS, WIN!
Not sure who's mouth you're diving into, but it ain't mine, since I have nothing of the sort.
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Maleficent: I think that the alien has held victory long enough.
Dr. Facilier: Agreed, besides, we've got to explain a few more details!
Madam Mim: Yes - such as - though Disney Villainous is a "board game" of such, it actually consists of small, foldable boards for each villain (complete with a brilliant little quote that the villain made). The reason for this is that each board is the villain's realm, and each realm has four locations, based on certain places in the villain's movie!
Pete: I feel it's best to note that some villains have their fourth location locked. This is due to it playing a key part in the villain's objective and as such, a special item or effect is required to unlock it.
Accept the inevitable. Already, it will have happen. See that which you do not know you do not know. If you accept the inevitable...
...then it is we who shall win.
*Surgically attaches various kinds of mouths to Pulg (somehow).*
There you are, now you have a mouth, several in fact. You're welcome.
Oh raptures, my dreams have finally come true, and I can play 45 bassoons at once!!
Or, 44 bassoons and a piccolo.
I guess he can weave the instruments into his hair to hold them and each one has a different note on them. He then blows each one separately as their note comes due.
Ironic... mortals speaking of their hold on things.
There surely is, such as 43 bassoons, a piccolo, and a Wagner tuba.
And I will play the triangle!
With your mouth?
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Put it past him? Darling, I wouldn't put it anywhere near him.
Ting!
Ting, ting, tink.
Ting.