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*Dissolves into a puddle of caustic acid*

Sovereign Court

Only skulking cretins feast on rodents.

Sovereign Court

I feast on rodents!

Sovereign Court

My point exactly.


What, you never once ate a mouseburger with cheese?


How disgustingly plebian. Souris pressè entre deux brioches avec fromage, on the other hand, mwah! Mwah! Magnifique!

Sovereign Court

Excuse me, Comte de Malodor, but apparently (or so I was told by your sister) that you often eat struggling weed rats in a rotisserie style. Now if THAT isn't disgustingly plebian, then the grand canyon is a ditch.


All the undead apparently feast on rodents.

Scarab Sages

I recommend Creeden's rat-kebabs, personally. They're otherworldly - in fact, they're extraplanar!


At least the clown isn't undead. I suspect some sort of outsider or some such.

Scarab Sages

In Your Closet, Outside of everywhere else - I guess you could say it's all relative.


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So If I were to banish you. You still wouldn't be very far away. Well that's not comforting at all.

Scarab Sages

Vidmaster7 wrote:
At least the clown isn't undead.

Come to think of it, when did anyone ever specify that? I mean, I guess not, but...I don't know, can I be...unalive? Is that a thing?

*checks pulse by feeling head-jinglers*

Hmm...where's Dr. Pirate when you need him?

Vidmaster7 wrote:
So If I were to banish you. You still wouldn't be very far away. Well that's not comforting at all.

YA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Seriously, I'm Hiding In Your Closet. It's what I do. Where else am I gonna go - Detroit???


Does one need to test your head jinglers for a pulse?

Scarab Sages

Frick if I know. Never tried it before.

Must it be a matter of "need"? Perhaps I just want to.


as far as your medical health goes I'd say your a bit pale and you have dark circles around you eyes. very un-healthy.

Scarab Sages

Ah, but look at the rest of me! Does the riot of color everywhere else not make up for it?

Also, I hate to be the one to tell you this...but you've got a SERIOUS Wild Colonial Ramen Pox, like, all over your face. Call THAT healthy?!?


>.> .... oh the beard.

Scarab Sages

The hell it is....^_*


<.<

Scarab Sages

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Oh that's a guy with a top hat ... at first there... well nevermind.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
At least the clown isn't undead.

Come to think of it, when did anyone ever specify that? I mean, I guess not, but...I don't know, can I be...unalive? Is that a thing?

*checks pulse by feeling head-jinglers*

Hmm...where's Dr. Pirate when you need him?

Splicin' the mainbrace, me hearty.

Now, let's see.

Check temperature.

Is it cold enough to freeze the head-jinglers off a jester?

No.

Can the patient drink a glass of rum and fondle a punk?

Yaarrr.

Does the patient curse when we hits 'ee with a cutlass?

Oh, yaaarrrr.

Congratulations. You'm alive, shipmate.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Oh that's a guy with a top hat ... at first there... well nevermind.

Actually, that is a stovepipe hat. This is a top hat. ==|

Sovereign Court

@Vidmaster7: How dare you say ALL undead eat rodents! I'm undead and I would never lower my standards!


My dear Count, there was that one time during Spring Break you got drunk on college students and was still feeling hungry and grabbed that rat. Or was it a chihuahua?


Same thing.

Scarab Sages

Charles Scholz wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Oh that's a guy with a top hat ... at first there... well nevermind.
Actually, that is a stovepipe hat. This is a top hat. ==|

Nonono, that's Smiley Satan!


Well that's still better then what my first impression was.


well,
hello
young man.

any
recent
excitement?

yesterday
our
uncle visited.

do
oreo cookies
invite
night
gigigles?

they
help
in
sleeping.
?


...


S
e
e
m
s

n
o
r
m
a
l

e
n
o
u
g
h
.

Sovereign Court

@State of confusion: do you have a twin brother by any chance?

@Plevramancer: what are you sniffing and where can I get some?

@Grandpa Wonderbra: it was neither a rat or a chihuahua, it was in fact, the local town bully whom you turned into a ferret.


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Oh, that's right, Count. To be honest I think we all had a bit too much to drink that weekend. So if I turned the bully into a ferret then who did I turn into an alpaca?


The accordion player.


did it
only rain?

yesterday, the new
ones used
umbrellas.

knights
normally sleep
on
window sills.

too bad
he
expected it.

was it
always raining
yesterday.
?

Sovereign Court

*Meanwhile, in Detroit, a lone figure drags a large bit of bedroom furniture across the American countryside.*

Goodness, I really should have emptied the darn thing first!

*Finally, the figure stops and places the object (now revealed to be his own closet) in the middle of the field, before walking away.*

Scarab Sages

*creaks door open, peeks out*

Is he gone? Where is everybody?

...

*gasp*

Now's my chance...!

*bursts out of Nosferatu Fester Addams's Closet into open field, wearing a dress (who can say from whose Closet it came)*

Now...I...can...SING!


Huh?!? What?!? What have you heard?


Was it the stirring, melodious sound of 400 fairies playing the trombone?


No the other thing.


The upbeat sounds of the 70's?


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"Is that Freedom rock man? Well turn it up."


Games
are
magical
every time.

new
items in
games
help
too.
!


Why you type like that?


knowledge
is
like
love.

too
hold
each other.

share
understanding &
nature?
.


Be
Cause
It
is
FUN


and
look
man,
only
stars tell
truth
.


K
I
Suppose.


yellow
owls
usually fly.

any
rendition can
estimate it.

no one
outshines
time.

sudden
eruptions can
energize
island
national
greatness

it's
time.

you see
everywhere the
truth.
.

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