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Game Master drbuzzard

Sileth misses every time (due to cover and well armored Trogs).

Jean rushes up and kill steals the trog from Ulthar.

Seeing their leaders and buddies slaughtered so quickly, the Trogs drop their weapons and surrender.

"Huzza! Praise Besmara!"
Jean moves to disarm and move the trogs to a corner.

Marckus pouts. "Okay guys, I guess give us your stuff and then line up against the wall."

They have splint mail (bleh), shields, and battle axes.

They have dropped the axes and shield. They look at you funny because they don't appear to speak common.

Kronug cleans his blade and repeats Marcus' words in Kellid, Dwarven, Elven, Draconic, Gnome, Undercommon, Halfling and Orc until he finds a language they understand if there's one.

He then starts to loot the place of anything that looks valuable and isn't bolted to the ground, stopping to say "Oh boy, do I love the spoils of war. Anyway, I don't think we are finished... I mean, this was a crappy defense... weren't we supposwd to do important stuff" if anyone or the DM informs him that the job isn't finished, he stops looting and draws his sword again.

When you hit Draconic, they nod understanding and pull out a few scant CP and hand them over. Drow are not exactly generous.

"I wasn't paying attention when we got the mission. Maybe we were supposed to enslave some trogs." Marckus shrugs indifferently.

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There are double doors to your south.

"I'm no Ominous Doors Expert, but in my not humble opinion double ones usually are a bad omen."

"As the son of an Ominous Door expert it definitely looks suspicious and drow-filled.

We should purge it."

"I figured that was the bathroom. You think nah?"
Marckus makes sure his weapons are all collected and readies his spear. "Okay, I'm ready."

Jean looks at the Trogs.
"What about them? I say we kill them. No witness."
After the deed is done, he smiles.
"Let me try something new..."
He makes a quick prayer to Besmara, and asks for them to look like Drow.
Uses his Master Illusion ability:
At 8th level, you can create an illusion that hides the appearance of yourself and any number of allies within 30 feet for 1 round per cleric level. This ability otherwise functions like the spell veil. The save DC to disbelieve this effect is equal to 10 + 1/2 your cleric level + your Wisdom modifier (17). The rounds do not need to be consecutive.
"Like fish on the water."

There are 2 characters of good alignment in the party, slaughtering prisoners is generally seen as a no-no. Not to mention, they would actually fight back. Even without spears, they have claws and a bite.

Which characters? Let's dispatch them too.
But seriously let's just run off the Trogs.

Given my preferences as GM I would sooner off all the CN characters.

Kronug is Chaotic Neutral, but he would be against killing the unarmed prisoners. You only kill in battle because it's fun and sacred, killing unarmed people is for pussies and cowards... unless the one to be killed is a Wizard of sorts. That's kosher.

Yeah, what? They aren't even Drow, or Marckus. No just murdering the prisoners without the party's consent.

Feeling like the gods and DMs are against the killing of the innocent unarmed Trogs, Jean chase them away before the illusion and opening of the door.

They aren't even Drow, or Marckus.

:|

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"Send the reptile men on their way and let's deal with those scary double doors."

The doors stare back with an evil leer.

Or at least you imagine they do.

Ulthar sees if the doors are locked.

They are not locked.

Marckus checks if the doors are leery.

Kronug puts his ear over the doors and listens carefully to determine if there are enemies on the other side...

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

Knowing there can't possibly be enemiea evading his senses, he chexks id he can kick the door open and look hella cool as he does so.

Charisma: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Jean starts his illusion, so they all look like drow, smiles charmingly and opens the door.

Kronug is deafened by his ringing vanity as he tries to listen to the door. He then kicks it in before he is transformed to look like a drow. Immediately after opening the door, he morphs into drow appearance with the rest of the party.

What once might have been a fabulously decorated entry hall is now a barren, empty chamber. Four white marble pillars support the roof, while two stone benches sit on either side of the room. The stone doors to the south have fallen away from the building’s facade, but those to the north remain intact.

Inside are two strange things which look like Frankenstein monsters made out of elf parts. They look hostile.

init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"They sure look ugly as hell!" yells the brobarian.
Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Not sure why even roll, I win them on a 1

It's only to humor me.

unenthusiastic initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Marckus watches the chaos.
I actually go after them. Nice.

Initiative Check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Jean drops the disguise, sighing at Kronug impatience.
He casts Prayer affecting both friends and foes.
You and each of your allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a –1 penalty on such rolls.

initiative: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24

Misfortune Hex on the west Frankenstein. (DC19 Will save or roll twice on d20's for 2 rounds).

If the hex sticks, Cackle as a move action to extend duration by a round.

Init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

"Excellent work, my cunning friend. Our foes shall never suspect." Ulthar says this well after the illusion has been dropped.

Sileth init 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

will save: 1d20 ⇒ 6 fail

Kornug and Ulthar are up (Rags and Jean have gone

Kronug yells and charges the eastern ugly mofo Will update token in an hour or so bringing his sword to bear.

"Finally! An enemy worthy of my kickassing!" cries the kellid as he tries to behead(?) the thing.

Oops, got my rooms wrong, so I moved you to the room which would be appropriate (the room you initially went into was empty).

Kronug moves up to one of the Frankenelves and chops it down in one mean blow.

Ulthar the Warped One wrote:

They aren't even Drow, or Marckus.

:|

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I'm just saying, if we get stranded somewhere, we have to eat somebody.

Ulthar charges the other monstrosity, having flashbacks to his own time strapped to a lab table.

Charge: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32

Damage: 1d10 + 20 ⇒ (2) + 20 = 22

"Begone insipid failures! You can't even tear your arms apart to reach further like this one!"

Hit.

Sileth moves up to get a line of sight on the target. On his way past he lets out a yell and kicks a door. Whether this is mockery of Kronug or a change of demeanor, you are unsure.

to hit: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32 damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12 shock: 1d6 ⇒ 2 ice: 1d6 ⇒ 3 sneak: 4d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 4, 3) = 12

Ulthar you forgot your sneak damage since they are still flat footed.

Oh ya.

SA: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 6) = 17

It steps up and attacks Kronug because he's too pretty.

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 3 damage: 2d8 + 5 ⇒ (1, 4) + 5 = 10 hit
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 19 damage: 2d8 + 5 ⇒ (3, 4) + 5 = 12 hit

Rest are up for round 1 then top of round 2.

Marckus sees Ulthar getting beat up and decides to chip in.
I'm not convinced the map is up to date, but I show up as within a 5ft step there, so I'm full-attacking here.
Punchy 1 Boaring Style!: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 15 - 2 = 23, Damage: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Punchy 2 Boaring Style!: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 15 - 2 = 28, Damage: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Punchy 1.2 Boaring Style!: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 10 - 2 = 23, Damage: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Punchy 2.2 Boaring Style!: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 10 - 2 = 13, Damage: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

Bonus Damage on 2+ hits: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 6) = 10
Free Demoralize on 2+ hits: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (13) + 23 = 36

map is current.

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Still up.

Bro hits on a 3 and gets missed by a 23.
Kronug, FINISH HIM!

It is worth noting that Kronug has an AC of 16 when raging and using reckless abandon. That's not a real tall hurdle.

That's not a real tall turtle.

valid point.

Indeed, Kronug eats as much hits as he dish out... in fact, I only want the shiny armor because it's shiny and screws with magick

The kellid smiles. This time he'll be the one to killsteal and brag about it. He lifts his sword and goes for the killing blow.

Power Reckless Bla Bla Bla: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22
Damage: 1d8 + 21 ⇒ (8) + 21 = 29
Power Reckless Bla Bla Bla: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Damage: 1d8 + 21 ⇒ (2) + 21 = 23
Same as before, add 3 from Witch Hunter if appropiate

Did Kronug kill the one I hexed?

Kroung hits once and drops it.

Combat over.

So, who else wants to go back and check on that armor requisition? Seems like as good a time as any.

The armor is actually the loot-based victory lap for when you finish the AP.