
Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

Just a question. It looks like it rolled a 17. My AC's 18 unless I'm raging.Which I'm not right now.

'Silence' |

Was that a tub of some sort of water? if it is I would like to see if we cant douse the mouth flames, if its not, well I should get to attacking.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Snarling as Sigrun's attack bounces off and causes the the manufactured monster to retaliate against her Neverhome draws his Adamantine longsword as he strides towards it.
Longsword: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 26
Damage (Adamantine, Slashing): 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

'Silence' |

He reached out to grip the cauldron and stopped just as he realized the water was boiling... burning his hands to a crisp to try and douse the crazed stove didnt seem like such a good idea now, instead he stepped forward and draw his sword in one quick flash slashing hard at the thing.
attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy searches for something she can do to help, but she doesn't come up with much. Her bless spell was still active (I don't know if you all have been counting that), and that was just about the best she could do.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Oo Thankies!

Zsestrian Raven |

"Well, we got attacked by statues before: this feels like the logical escalation to that." Zses chuckles, after cursing the evil oven.
Move action: Cackle.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

Her arm in searing pain as the hot oven doors slam close on it, Sigrun lets out a roar of pain and anger, her eyes glittering with rage as her muscles flex her blade slamming into the appliance.
Rage
1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 10 - 2 = 19
2d6 + 7 ⇒ (3, 6) + 7 = 16

Vashti Amela |
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Vashti speaks a short prayer and raises her hand.
Her eyes darken and small,silver swirls spin in them as a light breeze moves from her to Sigrun. Twisting around her with warm silver light her wounds close and heal.
cure light: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
NO YOU SHALL NOT.
The words carry Pharasma's power with them.
move action to close within 30', standard action to cast cure light with my reach boon, immediate action to cast Liberating Command. Red my dear, you get a free Escape Artist check with a +10 bonus to escape the grapple!

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

As Vashti speaks, Sigrun feels the Dark Lady's power flow around and through her, reaffirming that it was definitely not her time. Feeling reinvigorated, she twists, wrenching herself free of the animated monstrosity.
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 2 + 10 = 22

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Will: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (12) - 4 = 8
Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27 Bite2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23 Slam2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Sigrun and Silence's weapons bounce harmlessly off the magically-treated metal of the stove, but Neverhome's sword cleaves through it like it was made of butter. As Sigrun wriggles free of the oven doors, the construct continues to mindlessly attack her, but Zses' curse appears to have done the trick - for now....
Stove: 22pts damage, misfortuned

Eredhaias Malynneil |

Somehow my icon disappeared! If we could move a square north and west of Neverhome, that'd be great.
Trying to orient himself to a better angle, the elf snaps his fingers and gestures towards the construct, a ray of ice hurtling towards it as he speaks calmly.
"There's not enough room"
Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Frost Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Do we know it has hardness? If not correct me if needed.
An idea pops into the clever halfling's mind and he moves forward drawing an arrow with a dark black metal tip and he fires it at the stove.
PBS, Bless: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28
Eat Adamantine Arrow!: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Lyosha Neverhome |

With the furnace still eyeing Sigrun Nevehome keeps frantically slashing at it with the dark sword.
Longsword: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 20
Damage (Adamantine, Slashing): 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

'Silence' |

Who has such stoves in their homes?
He growled in annoyance taking a steady grip with both hands on his katana and bringing it up high before slashing down onto the stove as hard as he could.
attack: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 10 + 1 = 22
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Lyosha Neverhome |

"Witches."

Zsestrian Raven |

Not really knowing what to do, Zses just chuckles at Lyosha's joke, glancing at the stove.
Standard Action: Evil Eye, DC 17, -2 to attack
Move Action: Cackle

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Slam: 2d20 + 9 ⇒ (7, 18) + 9 = 34
Your attacks strike true, but only Neverhome and Hobbes manage to damage the insanely-hard stove. Zses' latest hex is completely ineffective - in fact, the construct doesn't even seem to notice the chuckling witch. Fortunately, its recent string of ill fortune continues as it once again misses Sigrun.
By now, smoke is pouring out of the ruptured pipes from where the stove ripped itself out of the wall. It won't be long before visibility is completely obscured.
Stove: 31pts damage, misfortuned

Lyosha Neverhome |

Seeing it miss Sigrun after obviously developing a taste for her which he really couldn't blame it for Neverhome strikes again.
Longsword: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 22
Damage (Adamantine, Slashing): 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Eredhaias Malynneil |

Spell combat for Brand. 5 foot step up, attack
Spellstrike: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 6 - 2 = 14
Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 1 = 9
A snowflake appears at the end of the elf's blade, glowing brightly for just a moment, as the elf steps forward, swinging in a wide arc in an attempt to take this angry piece of equipment apart.

Vashti Amela |

Once more, Vashti raises her hand and chants a short prayer, eyes swiring with the Lady's power.
A number of strands of hair glisten momentarily before turning grey and white.
Her outstretched hand points to Silence, as a soft breeze stretchs between them, a prayer carried on it.
Standard action to cast Guidance, +1 bonus to any d20 roll you need in the next minute, dear.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Hobbes draws two more adamantine arrows as he essentially throws money at the problem.
PBS, Bless, Rapid: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
PBS, Bless, Rapid: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

'Silence' |

attack: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 10 + 1 = 21
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
He growled even more as once more he tried to smack the stove into behaving.

Zsestrian Raven |

Slightly worried that he didn't manage to catch the stove's attention, Zses keeps chuckling to himself, as that at least seemed to be effective...
Move Action: Cackle

Crow, the sparkliest raven |

...Crow, on the other hand, notices the leaking smoke from the pipe. Putting two and two together, the bird ruffles his feathers and flaps his wings, creating an aura of pretty glittery lights around the killer oven.
"Hurry up, it's not going to be sparkly forever!"
Standard Action: Stardust on the hungry furniture. -2 to attack rolls and Sight-based perception checks, and can't benefit from concealment or Invisibility. 5 rounds of duration.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

Trying to avoid the stove's attacks while still angry, Sigrun stikes again at the appliance.
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

'Silence' |

I'm so dying to make a comment about Sigrun not being barefoot yet and to leave her alone evil stove... but I will behave :P

Eredhaias Malynneil |

Grasping his weapon with both hands, he crashed his blade down with an overhead swing, the weapon's blade turning to ice midswing.
Activating Energy Attunement as a free action for all of it being cold damage.
PA: 1d20 + 6 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 6 - 1 = 14
Cold Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 3 = 9 +1 damage from Brand
Posting this as a next round action, if need be, since I will be busy most of today.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Slam: 2d20 + 9 ⇒ (7, 1) + 9 = 17
Ered, Silence, and Sigrun's attacks bounce harmlessly off the stove, but Hobbes and Neverhome's weapons get through just fine. Its return strikes (still mindlessly directed at Sigrun) don't even come close to connecting. By now, the room is mostly filled with smoke, and it's becoming difficult to see. Fortunately, Crow's glow cloud makes it easy to locate the stove. Unfortunately, the available air is quite limited.
Stove: 45pts damage, misfortuned
Everyone gets to ignore the 20% concealment for now (but doesn't that only last for 2rds? Half your level, right?). However, anyone in the room gets to make a Fort Save DC 15 or spend the round coughing up smoke.
Meta-Information: It's pretty obvious that this thing has either DR or Hardness. At least 10pts of it, based on Silence's last attack. You also know that it's bypassed by Adamantine. Based on the ineffectiveness of Ered's damaging spells (except for his alpha strike), it either has Cold Resistance or Hardness.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Fortitude: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Longsword: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 17
Damage (Adamantine, Slashing): 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Lovely...

Percy Silvershaper |

fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Percy is about to do something more proactive, but she gets a face full of smoke and starts hacking.

Eredhaias Malynneil |

Ered grunts in irritation, coughing the soot from his lungs, taking another rough, two handed swing.
Any suggestions here, Rider? Because right now would be a great help!
PA: 1d20 + 6 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 6 - 1 = 7
Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 3 = 11
Even with help, his eyesight is obscured enough to miss his foe.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Hobbes joins in the hacking and coughing as he gets a lungful of smoke.

'Silence' |

If i didnt hate this place before... evil stoves sealed it.
He growled once more clanging away with his katana.
attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

Your Benevolent Dictator |

I don't have access to my GM materials at work, so I'll advance to the next round this evening.

Zsestrian Raven |

Yeah, it's half. Didn't notice that. :/ Retreat!
Fort DC 15: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Yusss!
Zses miraculously manages to laugh trough the smoke, even if the doubt that maybe they should leave the stove alone and be on their way started to crept inside him.
Move Action: Cackle

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Neverhome's blade barely manages to connect with the stove, but whatever he hit must have been important, as the construct slows to a halt and slumps over.
Combat is over, but the smoke is still coming. Fort DC increases by +1 every round you're in the kitchen. If you fail two consecutive saves, take 1d6 NL damage.

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy stumbles out of the room gasping for fresh air. She is still perplexed that anyone would animate their stove, but it is time to move on. Enough time has been wasted already.
Lets get up to that dragon's lair before he returns.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Glaring at the automaton as it finally returns to looking like a normal stove Neverhome steps out of the smoke and nods to Percy. Before they leave though he glances at Sigrun, wanting to make sure she was ok.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Hobbes follows the party out after retrieving the still intact adamantine arrow. "Yea, that sucked. You okay Gorgeous?" He asks Percy hoping she didn't get something awful like lung cancer or something.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

Picking up her sword as she stumbles out of the room, Sigrun gives Lyosha a smile as she shakes her head. "Well that was utterly pointless." she mutters,closing the door after everyone leaves and leaning against it for a moment, her expended rage leaving her momentarily tired.

'Silence' |

Stupid witch stove is stupid. There werent even cookies.
He muttered glancing at the ladder up. He didnt like that idea of an entrance at all, but he sheathed his katana and fingered his quiver of arrows...