
Percy Silvershaper |

Wow. This party is going to start our own village at this rate.

Zsestrian Raven |
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*Cues Intro Music*
Here comes a new challenger in the YBD's RoW Official Unofficial OTP Gold Cup!
Following the discovery of a behind-the-scenes photo of Vashti, a new ship has set sail: SilenceXVashti! But does the new couple got what it takes to become the Official Unofficial OTP?
While HobbesXPercy and LyoshGrun are still strong in the lead, our furry samurai and our not-so-old mamushka are still behind an old fan favorite, ErikaXSilence! But if they don't get some serious inter-character development, they may end up being surpassed by the crack pairing section, leaded by the Mule/ZombieKing ship!
Who's going to win? Who's going to walk the most rose-colored path amongst endless bodies of slain witches?
Tune in to find out, in the next episode of YBD's RoW Official Unofficial OTP Gold Cup!
Airing Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, basically every time we aren't in combat (and sometime even then)!
*Cue Intro Music*

Lyosha Neverhome |

Nah.
Traveling caravan hibachi grill.

Lyosha Neverhome |
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...LyoshGrun...
....
Who's going to walk the most rose-colored path amongst endless bodies of slain witches?
Like you even have to ask!

Lyosha Neverhome |

... I... I think the servers just did an impromptu "fade to black" so kitty could get jumped.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

SPOILER ALERT: there's an interesting NPC early on in Book Two. She has fur. That's all I'm going to say....
Off-topic: work's transferred me to a different school, so my schedule's changed a bit. I'll need another day or so to adjust. Sorry for the inconvenience. You may now continue being awesome. :-)

Percy Silvershaper |

... I... I think the servers just did an impromptu "fade to black" so kitty could get jumped.
I thought we had overloaded the Awesome Capacitors again.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Lyosha Neverhome wrote:... I... I think the servers just did an impromptu "fade to black" so kitty could get jumped.I thought we had overloaded the Awesome Capacitors again.
Silence be overloading someone's capacitors...

Vashti Amela |

SPOILER ALERT: there's an interesting NPC early on in Book Two. She has fur. That's all I'm going to say....
Off-topic: work's transferred me to a different school, so my schedule's changed a bit. I'll need another day or so to adjust. Sorry for the inconvenience. You may now continue being awesome. :-)
Little issue there.
Good bed warmer, not so easy on the baby making.
Resisting urge on spoilers...passed will save!

Lyosha Neverhome |

Seriously kitty, if Mamushka ever gets some catnip you are so screwed... Literally.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Your Benevolent Dictator wrote:SPOILER ALERT: there's an interesting NPC early on in Book Two. She has fur. That's all I'm going to say....
Off-topic: work's transferred me to a different school, so my schedule's changed a bit. I'll need another day or so to adjust. Sorry for the inconvenience. You may now continue being awesome. :-)
Little issue there.
Good bed warmer, not so easy on the baby making.
Resisting urge on spoilers...passed will save!
Mamushka, you worship a Goddess of Birth, if anyone can enable lesbian baby mamas, iz her.

'Silence' |

wait... what? >^.^< furry girls inbound? *ear perk up* Miss Vashti looking to pounce silence >^.^<

Lyosha Neverhome |

First comes the Pounce...
Then comes the Pounding...
Third comes the Swelling...
Finally comes the Bouncing Baby.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Woot, Familiar Folio in my downloads, will tear into it when i get home.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Chirp chirp
Just waiting on YBD I suppose.

Lyosha Neverhome |

HOLY CRAP THE FAMILIAR FOLIO HAS ZSES AND CROW IN IT I SHIT YOU NOT.

Lyosha Neverhome |
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HOLY CRAP THE FAMILIAR FOLIO HAS ZSES AND CROW IN IT I S@+! YOU NOT.

Percy Silvershaper |

We are so awesome it bled into a printed work! O.O

Lyosha Neverhome |

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

Lyosha Neverhome |

Type ingested; Addiction minor, Fortitude DC 11
Effects 1d6 minutes (felines only); +1 alchemical bonus on
initiative checks, +2 alchemical bonus on Reflex saves Effect after 1d6 minutes; fatigued for 1d3 hours
Damage 1 Wis damage
Catnip (also known as catswort or catmint) is a flowering type of mint plant that grows abundantly throughout Southern Avistan and the jungles of Garund. To felines, catnip is a stimulant that increases pleasure and reaction times. Once the stimulating effects have worn off, an affected feline becomes sluggish for several hours, and must wait until the sluggishness wears off before it can gain the benefits of catnip again. Even large felines such as lions and tigers react to catnip, though they may need a larger dose to be affected. Catnip has no effect whatsoever on any creatures except felines.

Zsestrian Raven |
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BY DESNA'S STARRY NAUGHTY BITS!

Percy Silvershaper |
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BY DESNA'S STARRY NAUGHTY BITS!
Best curse ever. Right there.

Lyosha Neverhome |
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Zsestrian Raven wrote:BY DESNA'S STARRY NAUGHTY BITS!Best curse ever. Right there.
To add to, The Redemption Engine gives us "By Sarenrae's burning bush!"

Lyosha Neverhome |

Ummmm...pretty sure if Sarenrae has that issue, she's gonna need to find a stronger healer than our bunch. Lol And I will probably blame that on Cayden or Callistria.
Actually by canon blame it on Desna and/or Shelyn :3

Lyosha Neverhome |

Well one blew up a whole layer of the Abyss and the other is the beloved sister to the god of torture.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

See? We're so awesome that Paizo's stealing stuff from our game. :-) And the deific curses (do I smell our next supplement?) made Kats almost pee herself from laughter. :-) Unfortunately, I don't own the Familiar Folio, so make sure you get me info in advance so I can okay stuff from it.
Anyway, I'm done with my work week and very much looking forward to the long weekend (Yay for MLK Day!). I'll have a gameplay update shortly.

Lyosha Neverhome |
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Zsestrian Raven |

All aboard the emotional roller-coaster!
PS: Lyosha, can you tell me what those Patron Familiars in the Familiar Folio are like?
Pretty please *.*

Lyosha Neverhome |

Sure
Agility—Supernatural Speed (Su): The familiar is
incredibly fast for its type. It gains an enhancement bonus of +10 feet to each of its movement speeds. This bonus increases to +20 feet at 10th level, and to +30 feet at 20th level.
Animals—Animal Speaker (Su): The familiar gains the ability to speak with animals of its kind at 1st level. If it would normally gain this ability at 7th level, the familiar gains the ability to speak with all animals (as though constantly under the effects of speak with animals) at 7th level.
Deception—Distracting (Su and Sp): The familiar gains Bluff and Sense Motive as class skills. At 10th level, the familiar can throw its voice at will, as if using ventriloquism.
Elements—Elemental Touch (Su): Choose an energy type: acid, cold, electricity, or fire. The familiar gains resistance 5 to the selected energy type. Whenever the familiar delivers a touch spell that deals energy damage, it can change the type of energy damage dealt to the selected energy type.
Endurance—Endure Aff lictions (Su): The familiar is unnaturally talented at resisting bodily corruption. The familiar and any ally touching it gains a +2 resistance bonus on saving throws against nonmagical poisons and diseases. At 10th level, this bonus also applies against magical diseases and poisons. At 20th level, this bonus also applies against curses
Plague—Diseased Touch (Ex): Once per day, the familiar can inflict filth fever with its natural attacks for 1 round. At 10th level, the familiar can inflict red ache instead. At 20th level, it can inflict demon fever instead. See page 557 of the Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook for details on these diseases. The familiar may be able to inflict other injury diseases instead at the GM’s discretion.
Shadow—Fearsome Shadows (Sp): Once per day, the familiar can use cause fear as a spell-like ability as long as it is in an area of normal or dim light, affecting a single living creature with a number of Hit Dice up to the familiar’s Intelligence score. Thus, creatures normally immune to cause fear because they have 6 or more Hit Dice may not be immune to the familiar’s cause fear spell-like ability.
Strength—Strength of Mind (Su): A number of times per day equal to its master’s Intelligence modifier (minimum once per day), the familiar can swap its Strength and Intelligence scores as a standard action. This effect lasts for a number of rounds equal to 1/2 the master’s caster level.
Transformation—Shapechanging Familiar (Su): The familiar is able to transform itself. For a number of minutes per day equal to its master’s witch level, the familiar can alter its appearance so that it looks like a different creature of its type and size. The duration doubles at 8th level, and triples at 16th level. This duration need not be consecutive, but it must be used in 1 minute increments. For instance, a cat familiar could appear as any Tiny animal. This change is purely cosmetic, and doesn’t alter the familiar’s statistics.
Trickery—Familiar’s Illusions (Sp): The familiar has a mischievous predilection toward simple illusions. Once per day, the familiar can use a 0-level illusion spell on its master’s spell list as a spell-like ability. At 10th level, it can also use a 1st-level illusion spell on its master’s spell list once per day. At 20th level, it can also use a 2nd-level illusion spell on its master’s spell list once per day.
Water—Amphibious Familiar (Su): The familiar can breathe water for a number of minutes per day equal to 1/2 its master’s witch level. These minutes need not be consecutive, but they must be spent in 1-minute intervals. If the familiar can already breathe water, it can breathe air for the same duration. At 10th level, the familiar gains a swim speed of 30 feet (or a land speed of 30 feet if it already has a swim speed) while using this ability. At 20th level, the familiar can move through water as though under the effects of freedom of movement while using this ability.
Wisdom—Preternatural Wisdom (Su): The familiar gains a Wisdom score of 6. This score increases by 1 point at 3rd level and every 2 levels thereafter (at the same rate as its Intelligence score). This may cause a familiar whose Wisdom score is typically higher than 6 to start with a lower Wisdom score than normal.
The tradeoff for these abilities is that you get your patron spells 1 level later.

Percy Silvershaper |

Wow. When we decide to debuff we do it right.

Lyosha Neverhome |

I am beginning to suspect that Inner Lyosha... Is an a&$*%!*.

Percy Silvershaper |
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That's excellent because Allie is normally really fun and kind (for a gnome), so you two can switch off being the manifestation of the party's negative tendencies. :)

Percy Silvershaper |
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And, honestly, if your evil keeps expressing itself like that, I may try to save it in a bottle and take it to poetry events.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Lol bottled 100% pure distilled vehemence and self loathing, caffeine free!

Vashti Amela |

No, must have the caffeine!
Well, next round should be interesting.
In a bad way:(
Anyone make their Spellcraft check?

Lyosha Neverhome |

Healer! HEAL THYSELF!

Your Benevolent Dictator |

It will, indeed, be interesting... Note to self: vampiric touch crits are nasty. ;-)
EDIT: Giving Eredhaias a bit more time to post.
EDIT 2: It would probably be wise for Vashti to wait for Percy to post before writing anything - at least, whenever Round 4 of martyr's bargain comes around. Gruff's spell functioned at CL 6.