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Where’s my Zardoz codpiece?You're even here in the afterlife?! Oh no, will I never be rid of you?
Afterlife? That's what I called yer mother's arse Trebek because it makes me rise again! HAR!
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Happy Valentine's Day! I brung you a heart!
Oh.
It's still the 13th.
*slinks away dejectedly*
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*cackle!*
Dead it be the thread
as cold as stone
and drenched in dread
oh the worms will be full fed!
*cackle!*
Maybe a little Prevenge?
A bit of jumpthegunstice?
May I just stay that, though the first line is a direct reference to Rusty and Co., I'm entirely too pleased by this post of mine?
Because I am. Makes me smile.
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Oh, while we're necroing this thread, or whatever, I'm taking the opportunity to link to my necro in another thread.
It's about 8-bit Theater. And the inevitable passage of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.
Aw man, am I late? Did I space or something? Duuuude.
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*screek screek screek*
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Who wants a colonoscopy!
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*creepy giggle*
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quibblemuch has entirely too much free time. :p
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Inconceivable!
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{debeverages}
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*gasps; titters*
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{freaks out}
I just wanted to say: Good luck. We're all counting on you.
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Crap, this thread is close to death. Need a controversy. Need a controversy.
Worst. Thread. Ever.
Crap, this thread is close to death. Need a controversy. Need a controversy.
Okay …
From River of the Dancing Gods by Jack L. Chalker …
"Weather and climate permitting, all beautiful women must be scantily clad."
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Are you implying I should let the weatherman tell me how to dress? Oh, typical. >:(
Are you implying I should let the weatherman tell me how to dress? Oh, typical. >:(
It's is the "rules."
I think the rules are bad, and I think anyone who supports those rules should be banned.
I think the rules are bad, and I think anyone who supports those rules should be banned.
I support the rules.
Shorts, a tee-shirt and sandals in the summer.
Long pants, shoes; with socks, and layers as needed in the winter.
Not because the meteorologist said so. Because I like comfort.
Posssssttttttssssss of braaaaaiiiiinnnnssss pleaaaasssseee…
Because I am AWESOME !!!!!
Just wanted to say good luck and we're all counting on you.
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{examines dry-curing thread, nods approvingly at mold growth, leaves it in the dark for another month or two}
Well, I think we can at least all agree that whatever is happening around here, it is exactly clear.
*shoots Garfield*
*whips thread; whips it good*
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{floats through front door, starts showing thread to a lovely young couple of ghosts looking for their first haunt with a two-kelpie garage and location not far from the schools }
Murgh?
Or not murgh?
*rolls*
Wot’s all this then?
Oh look, it's The Man. Can't goblin babies throw dice to unwind in a side alley after a long day of legal grifting, political lobbying, political bribery, and running the orphan grinder?
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Orphan Grindr is my extremely specific people-meeting app...
Who are you people and what are you doing in this lovely fixer-upper?
Just look into the light... you won't remember this intrusion.
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Just look into the light... you won't remember this intrusion.
It must have worked, I can't even remember how you've managed to keep your medical drama on the air for 20 seasons. That's alotta probin'.
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Just look into the light... you won't remember this intrusion.It must have worked, I can't even remember how you've managed to keep your medical drama on the air for 20 seasons. That's alotta probin'.
The network execs have been trying to cancel us for 20 seasons straight. Every time they send over some VP of Creative Affairs to do it, though, poor schmuck loses 11 minutes and their pants. Weird.
That which does not kill a thread, only makes it stronger.
That which does not kill a thread, only makes it stronger.
When necromanting a thread, one should be ware that the thread does not necromant oneself.
That which does not kill a thread, only makes it stronger.When necromanting a thread, one should be ware that the thread does not necromant oneself.
Do not call up any Thread that ye cannot also put down.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE LEOPARD INQUISITION!
{chases The Red Dot through undead thread}