Oleg

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Excuse me, Mr. Tyrant? Could you speak up? Some of us in the back can't hear you.


I used to be a 98-pound conspiracy weakling, but thanks to the steroids I got at a French music festival, I'm now a Conspiracy Buff!


Posssssttttttssssss of braaaaaiiiiinnnnssss pleaaaasssseee…


You done with those braaaaains?

Asking for a friend.


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It's, like, *way* important to wash your brains. I do it right when I get home from the store. Scrub that kuru and whatnot right out of all the little crevasses while singing a happy song:

♫This is the way we wash our brains
wash our braaaaiinnnns
slorrp nom nom nom devour♫

Wait, I meant to say 'produce'. Not brains. What kind of person eats brains? Certainly not a totally not zombie person. Produce. Wash produce.

Whew. Think I pulled that off. Now to sit back and wait for the brains to roll in.