Knifer

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23 posts. Alias of quibblemuch.


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Ihr seid alle Überveirdos.


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Ja, ja, as I detail in mein book Thus Toked Zarathustra.


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Ivory Songbird wrote:
Ah man, and here I was wanting to put my Philosophy degree to good use with Master-Slave Morality argu... I mean, debates. Ah well, maybe I will find a use for my philosophy degree apart from emergency firewood.

PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: Life is change, man. Can you, like, spare some change?


I used to be cool...


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
...Who knew philosophy was a major in clown college....

Clown is the only major in philosophy college. But don’t tell the philosophers.


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Ja, ja. I lighten things up mit eine joke.

Where did Bismarck keep his armies?
In his sleevies!


Oy! Nem zich a vaneh!


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Darth Grumpicus wrote:
(Edit: Now I'm tempted to start a Nietzche Wachee mermaid account on Twitter.)

What does not kill you, makes you flounder.


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"Feh." -Me


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Farael the Fallen wrote:
Friedrich Nietzsche wrote:

Must I sue you in eternal recurrence?

Because I've got nothing but time. Time and the cray.
I do apologize, Mr. Nietzsche, but you died on August 25, 1900. You are no longer alive and therefore do not have any rights. Due to the rule banning any Nietzsche threads on Paizo.com, you must leave this website and cease to exist. Also, I really liked your work in The Antichrist (1888).

The mad myth of eternal recurrence means I am always alive, always scribbling, always living with my anti-semitic idiot sister!

SOMEONE FREE ME FROM MY SISTER! SHE FEEDS ME ONLY OATMEAL AND SHOWS ME OFF AT TEA PARTIES!


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Friedrich Nietzsche wrote:

Must I sue you in eternal recurrence?

Because I've got nothing but time. Time and the cray.
I can only guess as to how YOU got your hands on a supercomputer, but it'll certainly help you with your legal work!

BEHOLD I TEACH THE SUPERCOMPUTER!

AS WORM TO MAC IS COMPUTER TO SUPERCOMPUTER!
MY BRAIN IS DEGRADED MUSH AND MY IDEAS MERELY THE PSEUDOVIOLENT NONSENSE OF A SHUNNED NERD!


Must I sue you in eternal recurrence?
Because I've got nothing but time. Time and the cray.


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Kjeldorn wrote:
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Well, at least he didn't mention the syphilis... dodged eine Kugel there...


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You are all sued. So sued.


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That which is done in diapers is beyond good and evil.


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Whoa. I remember back when "dwarf" was a class the first time... Mein Gott in Himmel! The myth of eternal recurrence is true!!


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Franz Lunzer wrote:
Lamashtu

Gesundheit.


*stifles a "yo mama" joke*


Goth Guru wrote:
Thoes things are so big, I'm surprised it noticed him.

*stifles "that's what she said" joke*


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Dread Piewright Jacques Pepin wrote:
Friedrich Nietzsche wrote:
Mein Gott in Himmel! Are you mad? The steroids, they make your mustache fall out!
I would watch the heck out of an anime with mustached Nietzche as Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo.

I'll talk to my agent. In the mean time, why not Strindberg and Helium?


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Mein Gott in Himmel! Are you mad? The steroids, they make your mustache fall out!


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That which does not kill a thread, only makes it stronger.


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I find your "Superman" to be unrecognizable!