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You know, experts say most accidents happen at home... Have you had an accident at home?

*hysterically over-acted clip of person falling in kitchen*

Is someone else to blame?

*grainy black-and-white picture of toddler at falling person's feet; sinister music plays*

Let us fight for you!

*dollar signs appear next to befuddled toddler*

We don't get paid unless you get paid!

*almost incomprehensibly fast narration*

Of course we f#&&ing get paid. What kind of idiots do you think we are? Like we wouldn't get paid. Hey! Eddie! This moron thinks we only get paid if they get paid! Right?


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Set wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Sam: I'll have to respond, "Rebellious toad"
Damn. Paizo's annual performance reviews sound rough.
Park in Erik's spot, and your car won't be towed, you'll be turned *into* a toad...

I guess he doesn't frogive and froget...

HiYO!

I'll show myself out.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I think that Bluff, Sense Motive, and Intimidate rolls should be made during the wedding ceremony to determine whether or not the couple is sincere.

Followed by Acrobatics and Escape Artist checks... awww yeah... bowm chicka bow wow...


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Recurses!


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I don’t know what blarping is, but I judge harshly anyone who does it.


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"Hold my Aged Wizard."


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Blancmange Scout from Skyron wrote:

"Swamping the dice" sounds like a witch hex.

King of Swamp Castle wrote:
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to run a Pathfinder game in a swamp, but I ran in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I bought a second pair of dice. And those sank into the swamp. So I bought a third pair. Those were burned down by goblins, fell over, mildly humped by a gelatinous cube, and then sank into the swamp...

Or a slang term for a really disturbing interpersonal act.


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What a lamarkable discovery.


Get your own schtick.


Edition war.


All Yesterday's Parties wrote:
The Worst Person Ever wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
...sea turtles are explicitly illegal to own.
...and that’s why I rent mine.
Hmmm... turtle time shares?

Brilliant! And we can avoid property taxes by using a shell company!


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Scintillae wrote:
...sea turtles are explicitly illegal to own.

...and that’s why I rent mine.


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Have we seriously waited 13 days to thwart the purpose of this thread? What's wrong with you people?!


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captain yesterday wrote:
Any kind of heat will do! It's 0 degrees right now.

Well that seems like a poor life choice... have you tried... I dunno... not being 0 degrees?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I am the Lord of Loitering and Buffets.

But not loitering AT buffets. Because that's my gig.

YES! PERISH OF HUNGER, FOOLS IN LINE BEHIND ME WHILST I MARVEL OVER THE SHADE OF RED ON THE CHERRY TOMATOES AND DEBATE ENDLESSLY ALOUD WHETHER TO GET PEPPERONI OR MEAT LOVER'S PIZZA!


You're right... it's all lies! Damnable lies!


Dirty Old Victorian Longears wrote:
What doesn't kill me, makes me danglier.

♬Highway to the Danglier Zone...♬


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Fuzzy-Wuzzy wrote:
The Worst Person Ever wrote:
52. A suppository.
Say, that gives me an idea for another place on quibblemuch I can glue somebody to!

I abdicate my title, good sir. The crown... is yours.


52. A suppository.