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Always remember: Your bellybutton is your old mouth. Really?!! Interesting.
...what?Never played it myself. HE SAID HE NEVER PLAYED IT HIMSELF!!
Sounds like a case of quarantine madness to us!
We thought the CDC said you're supposed to elbow people (in the face).
We will administer the corona virus test. Do you suddenly feel the urge to sit in a chair, with a beer sitting on a table, forgotten, under a large umbrella on a tropical beach while a loved one beckons to you.
No, the medical board specifically told us not to use shop vacs during surgery. Fortunately for you, we aren't your doctors.
*sigh* I probably have a mild fever again. We hear blasting yourself with pressurized organic soy free water is good for that.
You're alive!!!
Naked thermometering is more about attitude then where you put it.
You just gotta be like the bunny, increase vegetable intake and f++*, a lot. Works for us!
Like most natural things in this world, weed has numerous benefits and drawbacks, whether those drawbacks are worth the benefits are completely up to each individual. That said, if you haven't done research or have first hand knowledge it's best not to spread misinformation.
Alcohol has destroyed way more lives then weed, just saying.
If you don't want to smoke it, we recommend making tea. It's a different feeling so it'll probably lead to less psychosis.
It's literally impossible to overdose on weed.No. Just no. And if you get a bad trip, you could be in for a permanent psychotic disorder. Be careful. Man, you people need better information. We thought we were bad! There is no such thing as "a bad trip" when smoking weed, only with synthetic weed, which we never, ever, ever recommend. Point of fact: we've been using it for over twenty years to deal with our insomnia and we haven't had any of those things happen. We have however, gone through a phenomenal amount of Cheetos. We don't even like them.
It's literally impossible to overdose on weed.
You don't want to snort weed. We recommend a pipe and soft lighting.
...Also I have a marijuana addiction. That's impossible.
Mariah Carey also discovered the cure to hearing.
There are no dumb questions? Do you know of any YouTube channels that we could learn how to preform open heart surgery. We're asking for a friend.
We'd rather not, we're already going to need deep psychotherapy just to repress the last page.
Oh dear, what kind of practice are we running here!
Oh yes. We had to progress to the stage where I refused to read things for him (because he claimed packaging was just too *shiny* to read it) before he got his eyes checked. So, does he have a big damn hairball of every hair that's fallen out. The teeth we understand.
I thought that was rope burn from the vines. Dude's inner thighs must've been RAW. It's simple, really. When faced with repeated exposure to rough surfaces human skin has been known to create thick calluses.
Lol! Cylinders and domes exist in nature too. I'm pretty sure a tree doesn't think about it's cock n ball shape. To be fair the average male genitalia doesn't have so many branches. Except for ducks, but they're f!~%ing a!&!$!!s.
Next time chase it with caffeine, that'll greatly diminish the sleepiness. They work surprisingly well with each other. So we've heard...
Get better John. Nausea sucks. We're fairly certain nausea blows.
It leads to a more relaxing sleep.
Sweating is good for you.
We like your avatar!
Breakfast ach Ever Re. And now sleep. Someone hold him down, he's speaking in tongues, again.
Whatever gets you through the day.
That moment when you return to the forums to discover everything is different. Puberty effects us all differently.
You wouldn't believe all the uses they have! They're the Swiss army knife of male anatomy. Other than fingers, but you gotta use your brain to properly utilize them, and we ALL know that's not gonna happen.
I'll put it down to a difference in perception, and leave it as that. Moving along ... Have paladin threads taught you nothing! Dig in man, he's almost finished!!!
Inconclusive. According to The Secret Lives Of Pets they only sing when people aren't around. Or at least wait until people take hallucinogenic mushrooms.
That's because you quit, you don't suffer withdrawal if you never quit.
We recommend rubbing it to keep it warm.
Well, there's always my nose, but I'd rather not have to resort to that, obviously... Cybernetic arm technology will grow by leaps and bounds with you as our prototype for the Nose Picker 2.0!
HOLY CR@P, I just pulled four legendaries in a row!!! We were about to recommend hydrogen peroxide for pulling so many lesions, but then we blacked out.
it takes a dark sense of humor to enjoy it. That or a lot of weed. There are some things even weed can't help.
We recommend making it walk the plank.
Personally, I was wondering why thinking of an attractive woman in a much-too-small shirt would make him fall asleep.That is an odd statement to see first thing. Don't ruin this for us!!
I understood what you meant, Freehold. I'll have her ask her PCP later. Going to go get a case of 8 oz Pepsi. She has no trouble drinking it warm. *Shudder, Blegh* If you're asking her PCP what to do, diabetes is the least of her problems... Unless, PCP doesn't mean what we thought it meant. She hasn't been up late, run with a bad crowd, or hold up any convience stores has she.
Have you considered closing your eyes again, and thinking of something relaxing. Like Captain Yesterday's wife in this Thomas The Train T-shirt sized for a six year old.
I wasn't even drinking! :) Try drinking and see if that helps.
It's Old Yeller all over again!
That's because everyone knows Tupperware is the root cause of the Fingerling shortage.
Is that all, you'll have to do something far darker if you want our pie. For instance, did you know an adult human can watch a full twenty minutes of Barney before eye bleeding and willful brain injury set in. Or so we've heard.
I understand that yes. I have no anecdotes about that however, mine is about preparing. We think you're confusing anecdote with antidote. And we already told you our price for the antidote. |