I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.

[Nordom Whistleklik]

I remember my first March.

[Mister T]

I pity the fool who doesn't mar—

—no! You know what? I'm tired of pitying fools. Fools done used up all of Mister T's pity. Good job, fools. I hope you're all happy.

[The Sideromancer]

So you're saying they're too pitiful to be pitied?

[Vlaeros]

Makes sense to me!

[The Star Child]

My god... it's full of fools...

[Mythic Tacticslion]

The Star Child wrote:

My god... it's full of fools...

Look, I keep telling you! I'm not even close!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Hell, I'm a matryoshka of nitwits, loons, and goofs all by myself.

[Overly Literal Bard]

I’m a matryoshka of squiggly organ bits, multi-colored tubes, and bones.

[Existential Crisis C. Yesterday]

I don't know what I am...

[Hubbins, the Mud Butler]

Have some mud, sir. That ought to restore your sense of self.

[Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism]

I'll have you know I wrote the book on making Mud people on your lunch break.

It's called Making Mud People, On Your Lunch Break.

[Sam, The Andoran Eagle]

You are all weirdoes. Ugh.

[Doctor Squidoufska]

I'll have you know Doctor Weirdo and I were once lovers. If that is shocking to you, so be it.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.

[Hubbins, the Mud Butler]

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

I'll have you know I wrote the book on making Mud people on your lunch break.

It's called Making Mud People, On Your Lunch Break.

A lunch break? May I truly have a lunch break?! Oh, thankyou, Sir!

[Hungry Minion]

Bunch pafrake? BANANA!!!

[Tacticslion]

So, I guess I'm finally watching Inuyasha beyond what few episodes I stumbled across on Tsunami back in the day. It's pretty alright.

[MageHunter]

*Unsnaps*

[Quibblecat]

*drags half-eaten thread into house and leaves it on most expensive item that will also absorb blood*

[Captain Cap Captain, Captain]

Jeez, show some variation with the aliases.

It's all Quibblethis, or Quibblethat! Well I for one quibble your quibbling.

[WarlockFlayer]

Tell me about it.

[Hannibal Lecture]

Tell me, Clarice, have the lambs stopped quibbling?

[Tacticslion]

Nah.

[quibblemuch]

NOT ON MY WATCH! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

[MageHunter]

This is essentially what I'm picturing.

[Quibblethulhu]

That which is not living
can never truly die
now let's go to Hardees
and get ourselves some fries.

[Catpupu]

Quibblethulhu wrote:

That which is not living

can never truly die
now let's go to Hardees
and get ourselves some fries.

Only if you change my litter box first...

[Quibblecat]

*puffs up to twice normal size; slowly circles uttering guttural profanities; sprints in random direction when nearby squirrel coughs*

[The Nasty Orc]

looks like this thread is pretty alive and well.

[OOPS: God of Collateral Damage]

My bad.

[The Internet, Circa 1998]

Are we still doing this thing?

[Tacticslion]

Yes, forever and always.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

The Internet, Circa 1998 wrote:

Are we still doing this thing?

(You got me, Cos'damnit!)

[quibblemuch]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

The Internet, Circa 1998 wrote:

Are we still doing this thing?

(You got me, Cos'damnit!)

*fist pumps*

Yesss!

*does extremely awkward limb flail that could, could be dancing, if you're generous about the meaning of that word*

[Nothingness]

*waits*

[Vidmaster7]

He's really good at that.^^^^^^^

[The Fun Constable]

Verily, the saddest of parts is this: The thread had but three days till retirement.

[Undead Strongbad]

I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*

[Overly Literal Bard]

Well that's no way to get a head.

[james014Aura]

*emerges from the side of the screen, holding an undead head* Are you sure?

[Zombie Shakespeare]

Yuhhhhhrrruuuhhhkkk...

[GM Tacticslion]

Undead Strongbad wrote:

I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*

james014Aura wrote:

*emerges from the side of the screen, holding an undead head* Are you sure?

Zombie Shakespeare wrote:

Yuhhhhhrrruuuhhhkkk...

Hey, speaking of things that don't rest easily in death, I'm makin' a game to play, y'all!

(Please don't get too hype; fair warning)

It's a link to another forum (one associated with the Webcomic called "Captain SNES" - a great webcomic with slow pacing and an unfortunate amount of foul language... to the point that it becomes part of the plot! - that is worth-while), which you'd have to sign up to to pitch in for (standard "comic forum" stuff applies: basically it's like this without any store, fewer people, and even less consistent oversight; the admin is a cool dude, but there isn't enough activity for constant monitoring to be a necessary thing), but I figured there were enough people poking around over here that I might as well mention it.

Either way, happy gaming - here or wherever!

Also, out of curiosity, what do you guys think of the idea of running undead characters?

Discuss! (Or don't; I couldn't hope to keep this thread on any sort of a track, I just was kind of interested in what people thought of the premise.)

EDIT: oh, and just in case it's not clear, I'm actually planning on running the game on Discord; I'm using that forum because it's going to be on that forum's Discord channel. Hype! (But in limited doses!)

[Quibblemuch Haderach]

The sleeper must awaken...

[Babe: Pig on the Internet]

Uhnnng. Five more minutes. {smacks snooze button}

[Mario Kondo]

If it-a brings-a you the joy-a!

Me, I'm-a gonna go jump-a on-a tha turtles.

[Amby's Brain]

Mario Kondo wrote:

If it-a brings-a you the joy-a!

Me, I'm-a gonna go jump-a on-a tha turtles.

In some reality, these lines are from an AO3 or Chuck Tingle novella titled "Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club", starring Mario Mario and Mitch McConnell.

DM's note: OK Slaad, your alignment had already shifted well into Neutral Evil territory. You can stop now. Please. Stahp.

Edit: Ooo, a Twilight fanfic, except with were-turtles instead of vampires.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Okay, guys, I'm coming in and calling it quits. You have to let this die. This forum is way too long.

[Vidmaster7]

FAWTL laughs at your supposed long thread.

[Chuck Chick and Jack Tingle]

Amby's Brain wrote:

Mario Kondo wrote:

If it-a brings-a you the joy-a!

Me, I'm-a gonna go jump-a on-a tha turtles.

In some reality, these lines are from an AO3 or Chuck Tingle novella titled "Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club", starring Mario Mario and Mitch McConnell.

DM's note: OK Slaad, your alignment had already shifted well into Neutral Evil territory. You can stop now. Please. Stahp.

Edit: Ooo, a Twilight fanfic, except with were-turtles instead of vampires.

'Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Shape-Shifting Stalin Lookalike Spirit Of Tidying-Up And Amphibious Princess Rescuing'

[The Leopard Inquisition]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE LEOPARD INQUISITION!