Stolen or not, he's an Air Force captain, which is not the same thing as a Naval captain. It's equal to being a Lieutenant, navy wise.
And the navy pretty much always get better-looking uniforms.
Hornblower was captain for a bit, wasn't he. 'Cause he'd be my choice.
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Captain Honor Harrington?
I like Captain Crunch...
Captain Tightpants.
Ryan: I like to break a book in, like a stallion.
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Ryan: I like to break a book in, like a stallion.
Noooo, books must be treated like delicate flowers of knowledge and story! (I had a friend in high school who told me I read paperbacks like there was a vampire inside, because I didn't want to break the spine.)
Lissa: Sara, you can look at it as winning, but it’s a funny definition.
Is it any funnier than this guy's?
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Sara Marie: good thing i still have this coke from HR
Erik Keith: Me too!
Erik Keith: wait like... soda or....?
Sara Marie: lol
Erik Keith: I mean, soda! yes!
Christopher: "I want to buy this thing!" Two minutes later, Lilith is taking money.
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Christopher: [Redacted] is more like a shotgun with a dangling sign saying "Free Photographs. Smile And Wait For Flash."
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Sara Marie: good thing i still have this coke from HR
Erik Keith: Me too!
Erik Keith: wait like... soda or....?
Sara Marie: lol
Erik Keith: I mean, soda! yes!
Rats. So no season of Paizo Vice then?
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Ryan: I like to break a book in, like a stallion.Noooo, books must be treated like delicate flowers of knowledge and story! (I had a friend in high school who told me I read paperbacks like there was a vampire inside, because I didn't want to break the spine.)
This used to drive me crazy when I worked in a library. A patron was checking out a brand new book and and told me how happy they were to get to break the spine. I fetched another newish book from the repair shelf and showed them the binding split in half and the pages falling out. New hardcovers (and any paperback) are poorly made and the glue doesn't hold for long if you do that. It's book abuse! don't make call the library police!
This used to drive me crazy when I worked in a library. A patron was checking out a brand new book and and told me how happy they were to get to break the spine. I fetched another newish book from the repair shelf and showed them the binding split in half and the pages falling out. New hardcovers (and any paperback) are poorly made and the glue doesn't hold for long if you do that. It's book abuse! don't make call the library police!Ryan: I like to break a book in, like a stallion.Noooo, books must be treated like delicate flowers of knowledge and story! (I had a friend in high school who told me I read paperbacks like there was a vampire inside, because I didn't want to break the spine.)
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Christopher: [Redacted] is more like a shotgun with a dangling sign saying "Free Photographs. Smile And Wait For Flash."
I'm stealing this as a trap to include in a game.
Kenway: I've been practicing my enthusiasm all morning.
Judy: Hey, do we have any magical headcones?
Ryan: I like to break a book in, like a stallion.Noooo, books must be treated like delicate flowers of knowledge and story! (I had a friend in high school who told me I read paperbacks like there was a vampire inside, because I didn't want to break the spine.)
That...isn't what I meant. ;)
- Ryan
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he meant by whooping loudly and riding it bareback across the open range
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christopher: Chickens? I thought we were using interns for sacrifices. Could someone loop me in on these memos next time, please?
liz: Interns have signed their soul over to editorial and are not available for operations-related sacrifices.
Ryan: I like to break a book in, like a stallion.Noooo, books must be treated like delicate flowers of knowledge and story! (I had a friend in high school who told me I read paperbacks like there was a vampire inside, because I didn't want to break the spine.)That...isn't what I meant. ;)
- Ryan
But isn't that what this thread is for? Who needs context anyway? This is much more fun!
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Christopher She's a meanie head.
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Me: I had a double amaretto and chocolate mousse pie for dinner last night.
Mika: ADULTHOOD!
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Gary: good god how is it almost five
Christopher: Time goblins
Gary: i thought we sprayed for those last week
Liz: They've adapted to it
Christopher: It killed 99% of them, but the remaining 1% have presented with severe monsterism.
Christopher: We really need to stop getting our tech from the mustachioed guy in the van.
Liz: Or Krieger
Gary: i guess if they're time goblins maybe we actually sprayed for them next week
Christopher: Wait, this might be the timeline where we didn't spray for them. Where's that map...
Liz: I Blame Cosmo.
Christopher: Makes sense, given that they venerate him as their god.
Gary: is THAT what's wrong with them?
Gary: explains a LOT
Liz: It's a large factor, yes
Is it cause or effect, though?
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Robot Chris: "I AM CAR OF DEATH, LISTEN TO MY GRINDCORE METAL."
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Christopher: Wait, this might be the timeline where we didn't spray for them. Where's that map...
RETURN THE MAP!
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Money Chris: I don't hate Bester, he's completely understandable.
Mika: Of course you think that, you're Lawful Evil.
