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Christopher: Your brains cannot repel awesome of this magnitude.
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Judy: Smells like morale.
Me: So when a bard gives you a morale bonus, it smells like coffee?
Judy: ...Yeah, that works.
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sara marie: I think we need a "House Rules From the Overheard at Paizo" free PDF supplement
sara marie: it would be so broken
liz: Include the "Critical Fumbles must all be blamed on Cosmo" rule.
ashley: the last rule would just be "and then all the PCs die"
ashley: can "POUNCH" be a new rage feat? you gain the ability to pounce 20ft and then punch your target in the face.
Let me see ya GRIT YOUR TEETH
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I'm horrible with names, sorry guys.
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ashley: this is why you have no friends cosmoHe's got me! :3
And me!
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christopher: Cosmo's like a Weeping Angel but with clown makeup and wandering hands.
:-o
I may never sleep again.
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Apologies, Sara Marie. I hadn't realized it had become a sensitive topic; my comment was meant in jest. I agree, we should keep this thread focused on the funny. Carry on, fellows!
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Gary: EXCUSE ME SIR. WE'RE THE HELLKNIGHTS. PLEASE STEP THIS WAY.
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[Redacted A]: Mostly we just let the NSA do all the validation.
[Redacted B]: They can read your character and chronicle sheets at a distance of 8 miles.
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with great radness comes great responsibility
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Gary: EXCUSE ME SIR. WE'RE THE HELLKNIGHTS. PLEASE STEP THIS WAY.
"(We Are) The Hellknights" is the hidden track on Kraftwerk's album, The Flumph-Machine.
Judy: Smells like morale.
Me: So when a bard gives you a morale bonus, it smells like coffee?
Judy: ...Yeah, that works.
Now I want to create a base class that buffs allies with smells and hampers enemies with stink...
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Now I want to create a base class that buffs allies with smells and hampers enemies with stink...
Ooh, troglodyte bard! With bonuses to affect creatures with the Scent quality!
The bards who grants morale bonuses through the senses of touch or taste have their work cut out for them...
Now I want to create a base class that buffs allies with smells and hampers enemies with stink...Ooh, troglodyte bard! With bonuses to affect creatures with the Scent quality!
Stinkomancer?
The bards who grants morale bonuses through the senses of touch or taste have their work cut out for them...
Lickolyte?
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And me!ashley: this is why you have no friends cosmoHe's got me! :3
And me!
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Now I want to create a base class that buffs allies with smells and hampers enemies with stink...Ooh, troglodyte bard! With bonuses to affect creatures with the Scent quality!
The bards who grants morale bonuses through the senses of touch or taste have their work cut out for them...
That is brilliant! Consider it stolen.
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Erik K.: witch with a misfortune hex and a pugwampi familiar. gguuuhhhh
Me: Mmm. Thanks for the idea.
Cosmo: Erik, please report to my office for summary beating.
Erik K.: it's okay Cosmo, I just slammed my head into my desk a few times. That should suffice.
Cosmo: One more time, please...for me.
Erik K.: This time, with feeling.
Cosmo: And if I can’t hear the thunk from here, then it isn’t hard enough for giving her THAT idea.
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Erik K.: witch with a misfortune hex and a pugwampi familiar. gguuuhhhh
Me: Mmm. Thanks for the idea.
Cosmo: Erik, please report to my office for summary beating.
Erik K.: it's okay Cosmo, I just slammed my head into my desk a few times. That should suffice.
Cosmo: One more time, please...for me.
Erik K.: This time, with feeling.
Cosmo: And if I can’t hear the thunk from here, then it isn’t hard enough for giving her THAT idea.
And now I have shinobi ninja archetype in mind, which would be ninja with access to hexes....
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Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."
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Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."
Anyone who actually says this aloud deserves whatever happens.
Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."
He said before doing exactly that. Or at least that's how it usually goes in my campaign. Or my life.
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...yeaaaah, about that.Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."Anyone who actually says this aloud deserves whatever happens.
My case, it rests.
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...yeaaaah, about that.Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."Anyone who actually says this aloud deserves whatever happens.
Oooo who else got blown up?
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Oooo who else got blown up?...yeaaaah, about that.Cosmo: "I couldn't *possibly* roll a one twice."Anyone who actually says this aloud deserves whatever happens.
No one else was hit (I know my business...) but, since I was using Deadly Aim, Focused Aim, and Inspire Courage, while rolling max damage... well... I dang-near one-shot myself.
Aside: Mysterious Stranger & Arcane Duelist is awesome. I'm a singing cowboy!
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There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's minds
Yes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.