To put this in context:
In this thread?
con-text? Is that American for prison mail?
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(There are a lot of campaigns being played by Paizo staff. This particular one is being run by Blue Chris, and the players all work for Paizo in various capacities. They play online via d20Pro and Skype or mumble or some such, and I can only ever hear what Sara says as I walk past. So I declare it counts as overheard at the office.)
Sara, in character: So, do you have any plot points for us?
To put this in context:
Druid: Blah blah blah blah Look I have a gorilla! Blah blah blah I want to tell you about the terrible things happening to the city but I don't trust you yet...
Tiyan: Yeah... we're on a tight schedule here.. So.... do you have any plot points for us?
I think I should just turn on QuestHelper for you guys and call it a day.
huh... o.O since when did we have a lizardman alchemist?!
It's a kobold alchemist, actually, from "Sewer Dragons of Absalom".
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huh... o.O since when did we have a lizardman alchemist?!It's a kobold alchemist, actually, from "Sewer Dragons of Absalom".
I thought he looked familiar! Guy killed the party's bard/barbarian. We dragged his body back to town, raised him, then returned to the sewers. ;)
I'm a really big fan of kobolds. I've been longing for a vicious, nasty kobold avatar pretty much since the day I started. This was the first one that fit the bill nicely that wasn't already in use.
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I'm a really big fan of kobolds. I've been longing for a vicious, nasty kobold avatar pretty much since the day I started. This was the first one that fit the bill nicely that wasn't already in use.
SHHHHHHHH! {whispers} You're going to accidently give Kobold Cleaver a case of self esteem. :)
Gary: Cosmo, your yuk meter is broken.
Cosmo had a yuk meter in the first place?
Gary: Cosmo, your yuk meter is broken.
Yuk as in ha ha, or yuk as in ewww? ;P
In this case it was "ewww". Context:
Cosmo: Bacon? Olive oil? Garlic? cheddar cheese? yum! Mushrooms and jalapenos? Yuk.
Oh, why did you have to go and put it in context. I thought he was danger surfing or something.
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Gary: i have the common sense to avoid posting stuff that i know will start a s$~+storm
That makes one person on the boards.;)
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Gary: i have the common sense to avoid posting stuff that i know will start a s%+&storm
Sara Marie: I'll do it!
Sara Marie: I bet I'll get favorites
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Sara Marie: Hey Gary, I was wondering about the status of a pony.
Gary: I'm working on it! But all these other ponies keep cutting in line.
Gary: Those other ponies are so unruly!
Other ponies?!?!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Highlander ponies?
I demand that Paizo make this game.
Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.
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I get about 235,000 results ...
Not when you put it in quotes.
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What's a hentay?
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What's a henwey?
It's amazing how quickly puns earn a spot on my enemies list...What's a henwey?
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It's because you are so puny yourself isn't it?
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Red Chris: common spinny wheel
Red Chris: er come on*
Sara Marie: now its in a snit because you called it common
Red Chris: lol ... true
Sara Marie: it is NOT a common spinny wheel... its an APPLE spinny wheel
Blue Chris: Ooo...call the beachball names...bad juju... that's like breaking a mirror
Red Chris: D:
Sara Marie: quick! throw a [redacted] over your left shoulder!
Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.
Vic just isn't using the right search terms. Try Mercurial Scavenger or next time.
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Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.
Awesome, Polyhedron is coming back!
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She might make a picture of Richard castle attacking Hellboy with a script...They'll settle who has the chiniest chin once and for all as the fight for my amusement!
Leno will run them over with each of his cars. (You know, like he did to Conan.)
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Too soon, man. Too soon.