Overheard at the Paizo office


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Blue Chris: Roosevelt vs Tesla

Me: No contest.

Blue Chris: I think it depends on if they get to see it coming

Me: As in.. .they would each recognize the other's worth and not fight.

Blue Chris: lol

Me: :D

Blue Chris: Tesla is like a [expletive deleted] wizard. Give him a day to plan, and he's unstoppable.

Me: I think he's more like batman.

Me: *DON'T* let him pull a device out of his pocket

Blue Chris: Does that make Edison like the Riddler?

Me: hmm...

Me: I dunno... but Teddy vs Tesla would be superman vs batman.

Chris wonders if this should be it's own Off-Topic thread

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Gary: we are going to turn the dial up from 3 to 8 and see what happens

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Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: we are going to turn the dial up from 3 to 8 and see what happens

As long as you don't go to 11. That path leads to MADNESS!!!


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Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: we are going to turn the dial up from 3 to 8 and see what happens
As long as you don't go to 11. That path leads to MADNESS!!!

"Why not make 10 louder?"


Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: if i tried to push all that info into my brain something important would get squished out

I'd pay good money to see that happen.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

Blue Chris: Interesting. The cold calls I've been getting recently are for services I would need if I were bad at my job.

Blue Chris: Are most people in this type of position really that bad at their job that these services flourish?

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Cosmo: Have you ever known me to NOT be gentle? >:-)


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Demolition Jack wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: if i tried to push all that info into my brain something important would get squished out
I'd pay good money to see that happen.

Are you going to eat that?


Inquiring minds want to know...

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Liz: ...I cannot brain any more today.

Scarab Sages

Sara Marie wrote:
Liz: ...I cannot brain any more today.

Brainnnnssss....?

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*shuffles around aimlessly, seeking caffeinated brainzzzz*


there's always room for jell-o.


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Justin Franklin wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: we are going to turn the dial up from 3 to 8 and see what happens
As long as you don't go to 11. That path leads to MADNESS!!!
"Why not make 10 louder?"

..... These go to eleven.


Sara Marie wrote:

Blue Chris: Interesting. The cold calls I've been getting recently are for services I would need if I were bad at my job.

Blue Chris: Are most people in this type of position really that bad at their job that these services flourish?

Sadly, yes.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Gary: It's not like I'm trying to google "the best way to eat a spider"!

The Exchange

Was he looking up the best way to cook a spider?

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Was he looking up the best way to cook a spider?

Tastes like King Crab, by the way.

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Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Was he looking up the best way to cook a spider?
Tastes like King Crab, by the way.

Camel spiders?


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Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Was he looking up the best way to cook a spider?
Tastes like King Crab, by the way.
Camel spiders?

Nope. Barking spiders.

Paizo Employee Franchise Manager

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Patrick: "All I'm saying is, just because you're inbred doesn't mean you're necessarily backwards."

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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robot chris: pixy stick malfunction!

....

robot chris: I feel all wiggly now


Sara Marie wrote:

Blue Chris: Interesting. The cold calls I've been getting recently are for services I would need if I were bad at my job.

Blue Chris: Are most people in this type of position really that bad at their job that these services flourish?

You would be amazed how many people have only a rudimentary grasp of how they should do their job. I should know, I'm one of people that provide *those services*


And I'm one of the people with only a rudimentary grasp on how to do my job!


Chef's Slaad wrote:
You would be amazed how many people have only a rudimentary grasp of how they should do their job. I should know, I'm one of people that provide *those services*
Poor Wandering One wrote:
And I'm one of the people with only a rudimentary grasp on how to do my job!

*Watches on at possibly a match made in heaven...*

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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gary: just because people have gotten used to stupid behavior from [other websites] doesn't mean we should too....

lissa: No, I just don't expect most companies to care.

gary: paizo cares!


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Sara Marie wrote:

gary: just because people have gotten used to stupid behavior from [other websites] doesn't mean we should too....

lissa: No, I just don't expect most companies to care.

gary: paizo cares!

Due to my inability to read good, I now want a Paizo Car.

Former VP of Finance

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Justin Franklin wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

gary: just because people have gotten used to stupid behavior from [other websites] doesn't mean we should too....

lissa: No, I just don't expect most companies to care.

gary: paizo cares!

Due to my inability to read good, I now want a Paizo Car.

I can get you a great deal on a Pathfinder. Why don't you just step right over here, while I call my manager and see what type of deal he'll let me give you on this sweet ride.

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Chris Self wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

gary: just because people have gotten used to stupid behavior from [other websites] doesn't mean we should too....

lissa: No, I just don't expect most companies to care.

gary: paizo cares!

Due to my inability to read good, I now want a Paizo Car.
I can get you a great deal on a Pathfinder. Why don't you just step right over here, while I call my manager and see what type of deal he'll let me give you on this sweet ride.

I want a 4Runner.


I want a racecar with a purple golem on it. Even making a model one with a custom paintjob would be cool.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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gary: stop making me look stupid with facts!!

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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: stop making me look stupid with facts!!

Would Gary prefer it be done with fiction? ;)


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: stop making me look stupid with facts!!

ponders what Gary would prefer others use, in place of facts, to make him look stupid...

Clown's nose? Dunce cap?

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I'm disappointed in the recent lack of posts in this thread. Paizo staff, start overhearing things!

Shadow Lodge

Maybe they've all gone deaf? :o

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robot chris: ...but that would be very wrong and unprofessional

gary: but hilarious

blue chris: Wait...we're professional?

blue chris: Oh, crap

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

Jiggy wrote:
I'm disappointed in the recent lack of posts in this thread. Paizo staff, start overhearing things!

I overhear lots of stuff, every day... its just a matter of me filtering out the references to secret, upcoming, unannounced projects that everyone is busy working on.

...and getting a chance to type it out in between helping customers.

Dark Archive

but why filter what we really whant to hear? :P

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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sara marie: i wish i had more stuff i could give teasers about

sara marie: where "more" = "any"

liz: Yeah, lately it would be a post full of [redacted]

blue chris: "Who is [redacted] and why are they [redacted]?"

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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ulgulanoth wrote:
but why filter what we really whant to hear? :P

Because I love my job and I want to stay around to overhear more things ^.^

Dark Archive

could you at least tell us who [redacted] is? :P

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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I'll field this one! The person in question's name is [redacted].

Edit: Huh. Apparently that's an automatic filter thing.

2nd Edit: Screw you, [redacted]!!!

Hehehe. This is fun!

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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gary: fyi, [redacted] are now blue

blue chris: example?

gary: [redacted]

Blue Chris goes to poke

gary: also, [redacted] are also blue

gary: the blue means "[redacted]"

gary: also, you can now see the [redacted] on your own [redacted]

blue chris: Shiny. =)


Ooh, see if it works on your password!

Former VP of Finance

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And now you see why we can't tell you about what you really want to hear.

The [redacted] won't let us.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Passwords are slightly different. Here's mine: ••••••••

Shadow Lodge

Whoa.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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gary: i redacted your post slightly

sara marie: did i forget to redact something?

gary: i redacted the [redacted]

Dark Archive

see thats all we wanted to know... :P

The Exchange

Gary Teter wrote:
Passwords are slightly different. Here's mine: ••••••••

Thank you Gary.

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