Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sharaya]

Struck Off Dr Sycamore wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego: Some people want to be doctors. Some people want to be trees. And some just want to [redacted].

And some can manage all three at once ;) ;) ;)

Living the dream. Well done.

[Katina Davis]

Sharaya wrote:

Struck Off Dr Sycamore wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego: Some people want to be doctors. Some people want to be trees. And some just want to [redacted].

And some can manage all three at once ;) ;) ;)

Living the dream. Well done.

Living the treem*

[Tonya Woldridge]

LZP: Why would they [redacted] us? We're amazing.

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: not the FUN [redacted]

sharaya: the "go die in a fire" definition of [redacted]

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: not the FUN [redacted]

sharaya: the "go die in a fire" definition of [redacted]

NOTE: the distinction is very important.

[ulgulanoth]

no it isn't, at least not to pyromaniacs :P

[Pyromaniac]

Yoooooou raaaaaaang?

[Rovagug Smash]

Smash the things? Burn the things? Smash AND burn the things!

ROVAGUG READY FOR THE WEEKEND!

[Chris Lambertz]

Me AHHH MULAN

Ashley don't you mean... fa mulan?

Christopher That does Ping something in my memory.

Christopher I was worried that pun might be too Mushu for the chat.

Ashley too mushu for THIS chat? YOU BRING DISHONOR TO THIS CHAT CHRISTOPHER!

Katina YOU'LL BRING HONOR TO US ALLLLLLL

[Chris Lambertz]

Ashley mysterious as the darkside, OF THE MOOOOOOOOOON! wait a sec...that's no moon!

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Ashley mysterious as the darkside, OF THE MOOOOOOOOOON! wait a sec...that's no moon!

That's oddly appropriate considering the song and the character of Mulan...

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Rysky wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Ashley mysterious as the darkside, OF THE MOOOOOOOOOON! wait a sec...that's no moon!

That's oddly appropriate considering the song and the character of Mulan...

Use the force (of a great typhoon), Mulan!

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: [NSFW typo] and go cabin camping!!!!
Sara Marie: imma go hide now
Katina: hahahaha I support Sara's typo

[Sara Marie]

ashley: with great fun comes great liability insurance policies

[Sara Marie]

katina: EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR SHIPPING MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara: A package containing 1 Katina from Paizo Order #YAYAYAY is about to ship from Europe via Standard Airplane Delivery, estimated 1 business day in transit.

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR SHIPPING MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

You're worth it Katina, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[christos gurd]

Jiggy wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot christ:

Congrats on the promotion!

;)

speaking from experience here, kinda overrated being a Christ.

[,]

Does that mean the Robot was unplugged for people's transgressions?

Only to be plugged back in three days later?

[Katina Davis]

Robot Chris: 4 years of waiting to get a new body are over

[Rysky]

Katina Davis wrote:

Robot Chris: 4 years of waiting to get a new body are over

Yay! Is your new one able to deal with stairs?

[Chris Lambertz]

Erik K 2 legit 2 quitditch

Katina 10 points to tech team!

[GM_Beernorg]

With respect to our robot and centaur colleagues, we don't talk about the stairs issue, big taboo.

[Rysky]

GM_Beernorg wrote:

With respect to our robot and centaur colleagues, we don't talk about the stairs issue, big taboo.

When the roobits attempt to take over M. C. Escher will give us hope in our darkest hour.

[Nordom Whistleklik]

Rysky wrote:

GM_Beernorg wrote:

With respect to our robot and centaur colleagues, we don't talk about the stairs issue, big taboo.

When the roobits attempt to take over M. C. Escher will give us hope in our darkest hour.

Roobit Chris is a Tachikoma, so stairs will not save us from her adorable wraith.

[Bill.Cipher]

Rysky wrote:

GM_Beernorg wrote:

With respect to our robot and centaur colleagues, we don't talk about the stairs issue, big taboo.

When the roobits attempt to take over M. C. Escher will give us hope in our darkest hour.

That guy is the BEST interior decorator-slash-architect. You wouldn't believe the place he got me, and at a really reasonable price too! I even sent him a pattern to make sure he'd never have to retire. This nice thing with snakes in, only they're not really snakes, but you wouldn't be able to tell, your eyes don't work in six dimensions! Wonderfully designed soul channel that just sucked him up when his worthless meat sack finally ran out. I hung him on the wall and we chat every so often! It's pretty awesome.

[Rysky]

Nordom Whistleklik wrote:

Rysky wrote:

GM_Beernorg wrote:

With respect to our robot and centaur colleagues, we don't talk about the stairs issue, big taboo.

When the roobits attempt to take over M. C. Escher will give us hope in our darkest hour.

Roobit Chris is a Tachikoma, so stairs will not save us from her adorable wraith.

Damnit that is right... Dawwwww.

[GM_Beernorg]

::explodes due to Tachikoma roobit cuteness:: To...much...innocent...future...leggy...tanks...

[Diego Valdez]

Katina: There has been a pun-wakening. Have you felt it?

[Crystal Frasier]

Mark: Carbonated mayonnaise was a disaster.

Adam: You think?

Mark: There are times when you should not being cleaning mayonnaise off the ceiling, and that is all of the times.

[Judy Bauer]

John Compton: You can't put a pork gravy ooze in with these crocodiles—they're technically chickens!

[The Doomkitten]

Judy Bauer wrote:

John Compton: You can't put a pork gravy ooze in with these crocodiles—they're technically chickens!

And the reward for "The Weirdest Out-Of-Context Comment" for the year goes to... JOOOOHN COOOOMPTOOON!!!

[Tels]

The Doomkitten wrote:

Judy Bauer wrote:

John Compton: You can't put a pork gravy ooze in with these crocodiles—they're technically chickens!

And the reward for "The Weirdest Out-Of-Context Comment" for the year goes to... JOOOOHN CEEENAAAA!!!

♩♪♫♬*Da nana na/da nana na*♬♫♪♩

Fixed that for you.

[Game Master Scotty]

Tels wrote:

The Doomkitten wrote:

Judy Bauer wrote:

John Compton: You can't put a pork gravy ooze in with these crocodiles—they're technically chickens!

And the reward for "The Weirdest Out-Of-Context Comment" for the year goes to... JOOOOHN CEEENAAAA!!!

♩♪♫♬*Da nana na/da nana na*♬♫♪♩

Fixed that for you.

That beats out Carbonated Mayonnaise?

Seriously, how did that combo even exist?

Unless Cosmo was cooking again...

[Katina Davis]

Robot Chris: new year, new cleansing fire

[Pyromaniac]

Yoooou raaaaaaang?

[GM_Beernorg]

Man, Chris is really good at summoning fire, hey Pyro, could you swing by and light my grill later?

(and that is how I learned to cast fireball, I just talk about fire, and wham, there he is, and people say wizard stuff is hard to learn!)

Thanks Pyro! Finally, the perfect even coal bed for cooking!

[Pyromaniac]

Sure dude, sounds good.

[Liz Courts]

Robot: I am installing lunch units
this patch is DELICIOUS

[Cosmo]

Robot: all roads lead to cheese

...

Tanis: “All Roads Lead to Cheese” is the new title of my memoirs.

[Liz Courts]

Sharaya: You guys are killing me.
Cosmo: No, time is killing you. We’re just watching.

[Sara Marie]

Liz: We're recalibrating the Paizo Fun Matrices now that you're present again.

[Sara Marie]

liz: Were you using my name in vain, Katina?

katina: No, i was trying to wrangle you into our eggnog conspiracy
katina: unless that counts as ‘in vain’
katina: I figured you’re kinda the patron saint of making delicious things

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie: i'll go hide in my star wars corner of shame
wait. this is paizo. nm
no nerdy shame
Robot: ^
Sara Marie: huzzah
Cosmo: NEVER
Me: NEVAH
Cosmo: STAND HIGH AND PROUD WITH YOUR NERDINESS!
YOU ARE AMONGST FRIENDS!
SO
SAY
WE
ALL

[Game Master Scotty]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: i'll go hide in my star wars corner of shame

wait. this is paizo. nm
no nerdy shame
Robot: ^
Sara Marie: huzzah
Cosmo: NEVER
Me: NEVAH
Cosmo: STAND HIGH AND PROUD WITH YOUR NERDINESS!
YOU ARE AMONGST FRIENDS!
SO
SAY
WE
ALL

SO

SAY
WE
ALL

[Game Master Scotty]

*looks left, then right*

Just be sure to keep an eye and frakking toasters...

[Drejk]

Cosmo wrote:

Robot: all roads lead to cheese

...

Tanis: “All Roads Lead to Cheese” is the new title of my memoirs.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

[Limeylongears]

Drejk wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Robot: all roads lead to cheese

...

Tanis: “All Roads Lead to Cheese” is the new title of my memoirs.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

Gruyere-l minds that disa-brie...

[GM_Beernorg]

I feel a cheese montage coming, sort of like a thunderstorm, but more delicious.

[Talkey Toaster]

Game Master Scotty wrote:

*looks left, then right*

Just be sure to keep an eye and frakking toasters...

Did somebody say toast?