Overheard at the Paizo office


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Liz Courts wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME
Liz must have just seen this Q-Workshop Kickstarter for Pathfinder metal dice!
Taking into account those are using Pathfinder trademark, I suspect that Liz might had insider knowledge prior to the KS announcement...

My reach is long.

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
{munching merrily} Halfway through morning coffee and the third bowl of Chocolate Frosted Gninja Bombs, you can start to see future time.
I was wondering where those went.

When something goes missing, always check inside the local goblin.

Technology Manager

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME
Liz must have just seen this Q-Workshop Kickstarter for Pathfinder metal dice!
Taking into account those are using Pathfinder trademark, I suspect that Liz might had insider knowledge prior to the KS announcement...

My reach is long.

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
{munching merrily} Halfway through morning coffee and the third bowl of Chocolate Frosted Gninja Bombs, you can start to see future time.
I was wondering where those went.
When something goes missing, always check inside the local goblin.

Easier said than done. There.... there are a lot of them, and in their little Paizo uniforms its easy to mix them up.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cort Odekirk wrote:
Easier said than done. There.... there are a lot of them, and in their little Paizo uniforms its easy to mix them up.

Fortunately, they all answer to "Oi!"


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Cort Odekirk wrote:
Easier said than done. There.... there are a lot of them, and in their little Paizo uniforms its easy to mix them up.
Fortunately, they all answer to "Oi!"

Please let there be little goblin skinheads.

Community Manager

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Ashley: You know, it's almost a good thing that I don't make more money. Because then I would just buy everything you link me.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Katina: The theater is INSIDE YOU
Ashley: ....oh god please no
Ashley: that place hasn't been cleaned since it opened

Community & Digital Content Director

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Katina Urrbody in the club gettin’ rainbows

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Cort: You are rescuing me from a lot of boring thinking.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Cort Odekirk wrote:
Easier said than done. There.... there are a lot of them, and in their little Paizo uniforms its easy to mix them up.
Fortunately, they all answer to "Oi!"
Please let there be little goblin skinheads.

Only if you promise to take them bowling.

Community Manager

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Money Chris: That sounds so far up your alley that it's done parallel parked.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Julie: You do you, boo.
Cort: ... what?! I can't parse that.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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redacted: since getting engaged, my consumption of pancakes has also risen

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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sara marie: just now I read something as the Pathfinder Society Gluten Free Guide
sara marie: instead of PFS Field Guide
sara marie: i don’t even know how

katina: well technically our books are gluten free, right?

sara marie: what do we use to bind pages?

gary: industrial heavy duty curses

robot chris: tears

tanis: black bile and the stapler you borrow from sara marie

katina: love?

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: just now I read something as the Pathfinder Society Gluten Free Guide

sara marie: instead of PFS Field Guide
sara marie: i don’t even know how

katina: well technically our books are gluten free, right?

sara marie: what do we use to bind pages?

gary: industrial heavy duty curses

robot chris: tears

tanis: black bile and the stapler you borrow from sara marie

katina: love?

Urge to cuddle Katina rising... rising...

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: PILOT TO BOMBARDIER: HAS THE TARGET BEEN FULLY CUTE-BOMBED? OR DO WE NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER PASS?

sara marie: MAKE ANOTHER PASS

cosmo: LOAD THE CORGI-CANNON!


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Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: PILOT TO BOMBARDIER: HAS THE TARGET BEEN FULLY CUTE-BOMBED? OR DO WE NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER PASS?

sara marie: MAKE ANOTHER PASS

cosmo: LOAD THE CORGI-CANNON!

Oh god, Cosmo are Sara Marie working together? It's like Rovagug all over again.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: just now I read something as the Pathfinder Society Gluten Free Guide

sara marie: instead of PFS Field Guide
sara marie: i don’t even know how

katina: well technically our books are gluten free, right?

sara marie: what do we use to bind pages?

gary: industrial heavy duty curses

robot chris: tears

tanis: black bile and the stapler you borrow from sara marie

katina: love?

Urge to cuddle Katina rising... rising...

A reminder that being Powered by Love is not always a good thing.

Silver Crusade

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Ross Byers wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: just now I read something as the Pathfinder Society Gluten Free Guide

sara marie: instead of PFS Field Guide
sara marie: i don’t even know how

katina: well technically our books are gluten free, right?

sara marie: what do we use to bind pages?

gary: industrial heavy duty curses

robot chris: tears

tanis: black bile and the stapler you borrow from sara marie

katina: love?

Urge to cuddle Katina rising... rising...
A reminder that being Powered by Love is not always a good thing.

As long as she's got Death Ward up she'll be fine.

Dark Archive

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I'm pretty sure that curses, tears and black bile are all by products of love

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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katina: these goats are free range surfing avocado goats, which are drunk on wine, deeply in debt, who are nonplussed by earthquakes and fire
and they may or may not be spider goats

diego: Maybe that’s why they’re endangered?

katina: Probably. They keep trying to surf while drunk.
And then there’s an earthquake and they start on fire, get tangled up in their own spiderwebs
and then they turn up on the shore just big pile of gross goopy goatcamole

robot chris: ahem “while hella drunk”

katina: totes mcgoats


Avocado goats or abogado goats?


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Perhaps there are 6.02x10^23 of them. Then they would be Avogadro's goats.

Adventure Card Game Designer

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Seifter: So we should talk about my thing, but it's not a very big thing, it's like the least important thing, so if anyone else has a thing, they should go first.

Tanis: I am not prepared to make a value judgement on your thing.

Rest of Meeting: ... *valiant efforts to restrain snickers*

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: eh, not going to compare knives to mittens

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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Liz: The Department of Morale Adjustment would like to inform you there are bagels in the upstairs kitchen.

Sharaya: morale bonus is now active

Liz: it lasts for at least four hours

Liz: if your morale bonus lasts longer than 8 hours, please see your local cleric

Ashley: bagels = +5 morale, -5 to linguistics (because i am too busy stuffing my mouf)

Accountant

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Sara Marie: Give me back the knife, Chris!

...

Sara Marie: that sounds so dark outside the context of [redacted].

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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Ashley: /cackle

Dark Archive

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I'm sure that the bagels of moral and the knife stealing are related, especially since a +5 to hit and damage is too good to give up :P

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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[redacted 1]: where is my time going
[redacted 1]: who is stealing it?

[redacted 2]: Crimson Tapeworm of Bureaucracy


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Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted 1]: where is my time going

[redacted 1]: who is stealing it?

[redacted 2]: Crimson Tapeworm of Bureaucracy

(Su) Chronoconsumption


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Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted 1]: where is my time going

[redacted 1]: who is stealing it?

[redacted 2]: Crimson Tapeworm of Bureaucracy

"Oh dee oten doten day,

Fattening up our tapeworms!"

Vice President of Finance

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QA Erik: I wish I had 8 legs. Then I could wear 4 pairs of hot pants.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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ashley: i thought [redacted] only painted her nails with the blood of her enemies?


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Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: i thought [redacted] only painted her nails with the blood of her enemies?

Liz? I recently saw her post in a helm fitting that line of cosmetic...

Robot Chris? Wouldn't that rust her chassis?

Crystal? She likes vivid colors, judging from her hair...

Silver Crusade

Drejk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: i thought [redacted] only painted her nails with the blood of her enemies?

Liz? I recently saw her post in a helm fitting that line of cosmetic...

Robot Chris? Wouldn't that rust her chassis?

Crystal? She likes vivid colors, judging from her hair...

Price.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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liz: I would hope at least someone 'round here has casting levels


Rysky wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: i thought [redacted] only painted her nails with the blood of her enemies?

Liz? I recently saw her post in a helm fitting that line of cosmetic...

Robot Chris? Wouldn't that rust her chassis?

Crystal? She likes vivid colors, judging from her hair...

Price.

Jessica? She did not seemed to be a person with lots of enemies...

Paizo Employee Developer

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Drejk wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: i thought [redacted] only painted her nails with the blood of her enemies?

Liz? I recently saw her post in a helm fitting that line of cosmetic...

Robot Chris? Wouldn't that rust her chassis?

Crystal? She likes vivid colors, judging from her hair...

Price.
Jessica? She did not seemed to be a person with lots of enemies...

That's because none of them survived.

Community Manager

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Sara: When a mommy Bestiary and a daddy Bestiary love each other very much...

Silver Crusade

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Mark Moreland wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: i thought [redacted] only painted her nails with the blood of her enemies?

Liz? I recently saw her post in a helm fitting that line of cosmetic...

Robot Chris? Wouldn't that rust her chassis?

Crystal? She likes vivid colors, judging from her hair...

Price.
Jessica? She did not seemed to be a person with lots of enemies...
That's because none of them survived.

He's got a point...

*cautiosuly eyes the large supply of Price nail polish*

Dark Archive

Liz Courts wrote:
Sara: When a mommy Bestiary and a daddy Bestiary love each other very much...

Well thats one way of acquiring new Bestiaries


ulgulanoth wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Sara: When a mommy Bestiary and a daddy Bestiary love each other very much...
Well thats one way of acquiring new Bestiaries

If they only had a whole litter of... (cubs? hatchlings? booklings? what is the correct term for a young bestiary?) instead of single progeny at a time...

Dark Archive

Drejk wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Sara: When a mommy Bestiary and a daddy Bestiary love each other very much...
Well thats one way of acquiring new Bestiaries
If they only had a whole litter of... (cubs? hatchlings? booklings? what is the correct term for a young bestiary?) instead of single progeny at a time...

Its cause they eat each other before they're born so only the strongest survives, like sharks

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Liz Courts wrote:
Sara: When a mommy Bestiary and a daddy Bestiary love each other very much...

So much for keeping the new "Bestiary Jr." line a secret...


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So as I understand, it'll be full of baby goblins, and paladins will have to decide whether or not to do away with them?


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Drejk wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Sara: When a mommy Bestiary and a daddy Bestiary love each other very much...
Well thats one way of acquiring new Bestiaries
If they only had a whole litter of... (cubs? hatchlings? booklings? what is the correct term for a young bestiary?) instead of single progeny at a time...

Pdfs.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Lissa: rebooting

Erik Keith has left the room
Erik Keith has entered the room

Lissa: back up

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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christopher: Present You is perfect, Past You was an idiot, and Future You is facepalming so hard right now.


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