Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sharaya]

katina: Wait...waterboarding is not what I meant. Surfboarding!

katina: This conversation about Legolas turned dark quickly.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: who's gonna be first to ruin the happy streak?
Sara Marie cracks knuckles
Cort has left this chat.

[Set]

Cort Odekirk wrote:

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[Sara Marie]

katina: and i don't mean that in a euphemism way

katina: i mean that in a panicky hyperventilating way

[Sara Marie]

tanis: “All the single ladders! (all the single ladders)”

tanis: “If you liked it than you should’ve put a rung on it”

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: does that mean [redacted] is not going to GenCon?

sharaya: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

[Sara Marie]

cort: Seriously, gaming company and not one cleric with cure disease? Everyone had to pick Ninja/Assassin. Does no one think of party mechanics?

gary: we went with the party of rogues and we're not sorry

sara marie: nah, i'm a witch

cs erik: Paladin, just a low level one.

cort: Erik, can you Lay on Hands [redacted]?

[redacted] Not without buying me dinner first

cs erik: In the words of Time Bandits
cs erik: DON'T TOUCH IT, ITS PURE EVIL.

[redacted 2]: now my nose is starting to feel twitchy

cort: Erik, we’re going to need another Lay on Hands
cort: And yes, I’ll buy the freaking dinner.

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: I'll get the rubbing alcohol.

cs erik: i mean holy water.

katina: I'll get the regular alcohol

cs erik: WAAAAY ahead of you.

[redacted]: Alcohol is a disinfectant, right? Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.

[redacted]

DRUNK I'M NOT OFFICER.

[Ross Byers]

Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: I'll get the rubbing alcohol.

cs erik: i mean holy water.

katina: I'll get the regular alcohol

cs erik: WAAAAY ahead of you.

[redacted]: Alcohol is a disinfectant, right? Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.

I see the cleric is a Caydenite.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

redacted wrote:

DRUNK I'M NOT OFFICER.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

[theheadkase]

Sorry officer...

[Steve Geddes]

Sara Marie wrote:

tanis: “All the single ladders! (all the single ladders)”

tanis: “If you liked it than you should’ve put a rung on it”

Gen Con mania claims its latest victim.

[Hordshyrd]

Sara Marie wrote:

cort: Seriously, gaming company and not one cleric with cure disease? Everyone had to pick Ninja/Assassin. Does no one think of party mechanics?

gary: we went with the party of rogues and we're not sorry

sara marie: nah, i'm a witch

cs erik: Paladin, just a low level one.

cort: Erik, can you Lay on Hands [redacted]?

[redacted] Not without buying me dinner first

cs erik: In the words of Time Bandits
cs erik: DON'T TOUCH IT, ITS PURE EVIL.

[redacted 2]: now my nose is starting to feel twitchy

cort: Erik, we’re going to need another Lay on Hands
cort: And yes, I’ll buy the freaking dinner.

All ninja/assassin? I thought everyone at paizo was a bard of some form?

[Sharaya]

Katina: Watch out, ladies! Valeros is on the prowl.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina I want to carry these hashtags with me into the afterlife.

[Katina Davis]

Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans

[Justin Franklin]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans

He failed again didn't he?

[Hordshyrd]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans

He failed again didn't he?

Try to take it easy on him Justin, it's not easy staying on the murder wagon. er, no-murder wagon.

[Katina Davis]

Hordshyrd wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans

He failed again didn't he?

Try to take it easy on him Justin, it's not easy staying on the murder wagon. er, no-murder wagon.

He's been using the "no-murder wagon" to run people over, so... I'm not sure if we can call it that anymore.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans

He failed again didn't he?

Try to take it easy on him Justin, it's not easy staying on the murder wagon. er, no-murder wagon.

He's been using the "no-murder wagon" to run people over, so... I'm not sure if we can call it that anymore.

{awestruck} Damn, reading back over his posts, PMG is like the MacGyver of Death. Only without the mullet.

[Gary Teter]

sara: Could you email him that he forgot his minis, I'm holding them at the booth?

sharaya: looking

sara: That might work if he looks

sharaya: haha. yes
sharaya: you are sara, right?

[Gary Teter]

sara: He got the email!

[TriOmegaZero]

A man after my own heart.

[gran rey de los mono]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

A man after my own heart.

Whoa...There's a man after your heart? Sounds like you need some protection. Maybe a back-and-breast plate to help keep your heart firmly inside your rib cage where it belongs. Also, you might want to consider calling the police, and let them know some whack-a-doo is trying to take your blood pumping organ. They may be able to help you out as well.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: one more con for my "Pros and Cons of letting Christopher live" list

[Sissyl]

Katina, it isn't fair to count Gencon.

[Hordshyrd]

Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?

[Liz Courts]

Hordshyrd wrote:

Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?

What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.

[Christopher Anthony]

Liz Courts wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?

What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.

Until it gets brought home and infects the rest of the office.

[Readerbreeder]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?

What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.

Until it gets brought home and infects the rest of the office.

So which of you brought back the ConCrud?

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?

What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.

Until it gets brought home and infects the rest of the office.

So which of you brought back the ConCrud?

The better question is what will Doctor Algernop Krieger PMG do with the ConCrud samples in his laboratory?

[Cosmo]

RobotChris: what have I even done today?
RobotChris: whelp, best not dwell on it if I’m too tired to remember

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHALE

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHALE

Welp, someone's about to die a very painful death.

[Sissyl]

Death by being rolled over? :-) ...sorry.

[Bowl of Petunias]

Oh no, not again.

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: {Last night I} Had dreams that hogwarts owls kept bringing me letters

sharaya: but instead of it being an acceptance letter or book/supply list

sharaya: it was hand written customer questions

[Cosmo]

Sharaya: Ok. Now that that nightmare fuel is over...

[Sara Marie]

katina: I turned money into cheesecake!

katina: I'm basically a wizard.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina Psh
Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

[Tels]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

[Hordshyrd]

Tels wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

No that would be:

Bummm bummm bummm da da bum da da bummm
BUMMM BUMMM BUMMM ba da bummm ba da bummm

[Katina Davis]

Hordshyrd wrote:

Tels wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

No that would be:

Bummm bummm bummm da da bum da da bummm
BUMMM BUMMM BUMMM ba da bummm ba da bummm

BUMM ba ba BUMMMM da da dadada ba bahhhh ba ba bababa ba bumm ba ba DUMMM ba ba DUMMMMM

[Rysky]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Tels wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

No that would be:

Bummm bummm bummm da da bum da da bummm
BUMMM BUMMM BUMMM ba da bummm ba da bummm

BUMM ba ba BUMMMM da da dadada ba bahhhh ba ba bababa ba bumm ba ba DUMMM ba ba DUMMMMM

Kill da Wabbit?

[Sara Marie]

katina: It toyed with my emotions!

cort: I”m management, that’s part of my job description.

[Liz Courts]

Katina: Why do you have a head in a bag?

[Sara Marie]

liz: “Here’s a story…of a man named Ezren…who was travelin’ with three very lovely girls”

[Sissyl]

Rysky: da da BUMM-bah da da BUMM bah!