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Robot Chris: not funny
Cosmo: Is too.  A clown said it.


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Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: not funny

Cosmo: Is too.  A clown said it.

That fact alone makes its utter lack of humor self-evident.

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cosmo: reminds me of [redacted] *sniff*

liz [redacted]?

sara: named a puppy after cosmo

cosmo: She was fighting cancer the whole time and finally succumbed a couple of years ago

...

sara: wow... suddenly dust motes everywhere

cosmo: *turns up the Pantera*

sara: Its a rare and beautiful thing when a customer can make you tear up and miss them.

cosmo: ^


Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: reminds me of [redacted] *sniff*

liz [redacted]?

sara: named a puppy after cosmo

cosmo: She was fighting cancer the whole time and finally succumbed a couple of years ago

...

sara: wow... suddenly dust motes everywhere

cosmo: *turns up the Pantera*

sara: Its a rare and beautiful thing when a customer can make you tear up and miss them.

cosmo: ^

Cosmo does not cry; he merely sheds aqueous humor from his ocular orifice, as befits an Old One...


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TOZ wrote:
Thank you Liz, I was going to be disappoint if that had not been linked yet.

It would be a bad day if TOZ was disappoint.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Wes: Greeeeeeedy
Me: …I *do* have a Sihedron tattooed on my leg.
Wes: Touche...


Mythic JMD031 wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Thank you Liz, I was going to be disappoint if that had not been linked yet.
It would be a bad day if TOZ was disappoint.

He was disappoint before - we all survived. :-)

Well, maybe not Leafar or Mothman

Yes, I did a post stalk. Only for the joke you understand...


So many old familiar faces who aren't here anymore =(


Orthos wrote:
So many old familiar faces who aren't here anymore =(

+1

Horizon Hunters

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Liz Courts wrote:

Wes: Greeeeeeedy

Me: …I *do* have a Sihedron tattooed on my leg.
Wes: Touche...

This actually reminds me of a thing. After I introduced my old room-mates to pathfinder, we ran Rise of the Runelords. They took such a liking to it that one got the entirety of the sihedron tattoo'd on his elbow (complete with each rune), and they both got matching tattoos of Shelyn's holy symbol.

They're married now, several years later, and have a beautiful girl, a young boy who is starting to learn the game, and so far as I know still playing!


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kaineblade83 wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Wes: Greeeeeeedy

Me: …I *do* have a Sihedron tattooed on my leg.
Wes: Touche...

This actually reminds me of a thing. After I introduced my old room-mates to pathfinder, we ran Rise of the Runelords. They took such a liking to it that one got the entirety of the sihedron tattoo'd on his elbow (complete with each rune), and they both got matching tattoos of Shelyn's holy symbol.

They're married now, several years later, and have a beautiful girl, a young boy who is starting to learn the game, and so far as I know still playing!

Do the kids have any tatoos? -)

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Katina Cashews are my horcrux

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katina: Harry Potter nuttiness ftw

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ashley: coffee could be made into a burrito with enough chocolate, fruit, and some crepes as the wrapper


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Harry Potter Spoilers:
Snape kills Mr. Peanut

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Robot Chris: burn it all
Robot Chris: burn it all down
Robot Chris: what are we burning?


Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris: burn it all

Robot Chris: burn it all down
Robot Chris: what are we burning?

Does it matter?

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gary get yer prefab favorites right here
gary fresh off the ranch
gary i have a joke!

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gary what is http://sammi.ch?
gary THE URL OF SAMMICH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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gary: doctor cosmo knows what's good for you


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Huzzargh!

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Ashley: how many drinks CAN we consume and still run a register?
Katina: THAT'S THE GAME
Ashley: How quickly can you fold shirts, use the POS, AND give correct change while drinking your beer?!?


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if I can cry AND drink beer while in the shower, then that should be easy
wait-

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Crystal: Nobody ACTUALLY poop.

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Sara Marie: s~@~ gets spilled on me all the time
Robot Chris: and now I have to go ask with mysterious brown stains on my front
Ashley: mysterious brown stains on your back would be worse


Sara Marie wrote:

gary what is http://sammi.ch?

gary THE URL OF SAMMICH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't get it - can I have an international explanation please?

I know what UD thinks a 'sammich' is btw...

And I know where the link goes too...

Still trying to find the funny

Liberty's Edge

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I suspect it goes:
The Earl of Sandwitch->
The Earl of Sammitch->
The URL of Sammitch (pronounced Earl)->
An url that spells out sammich.
Took me a few tries to figure it out. Then I rememberd Ga\ry's an algorithm and looked at it hyperliterally.


The url spells out a sandwich and when you click on it a picture of a sandwich comes up.


Paul Watson wrote:

I suspect it goes:

The Earl of Sandwitch->
The Earl of Sammitch->
The URL of Sammitch (pronounced Earl)->
An url that spells out sammich.

Yep, this is it.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Robot Chris: wl;kqhtowqib
funger
gfingers
FINGERS

Dark Archive Software Developer

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10:29 AM
Robot Chris: so my fears are confirmed

10:35 AM
Robot Chris: and I am unfeared

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robot chris:binpacker is also effected by the madness of the postal system

cosmo:Are you saying that the binpacker may go postal?

ashley:pretty sure that she's saying the binpacker IS postal

Digital Products Assistant

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Gary yo wassup your pdfs were all off at spring break but they are back now and ready to PAR TAY

Digital Products Assistant

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Tanis well, both how he’s livin’ and his nose is large

Tanis but he’s not technically a clown

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Gary: i wonder if i should tell cort about the ghosts

Robot Chris: but where would the fun be in that?

Katina: He'll find out about the ghosts in his own time
I wanted to confront the poultrygeists, but i was too chicken

Robot Chris: katina
don't joke about poultrygeist

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ashley: is that your way of saying you want to be pistol whipped cosmo?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Cosmo: Knowing is half the battle!
The other half is crying.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Ashley: i mean, if you can't call your friends to bring you several gallons of [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] you out of a [REDACTED] what CAN you call them for?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Ashley: Tried it, was too weird.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Ashley: i mean, if you can't call your friends to bring you several gallons of [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] you out of a [REDACTED] what CAN you call them for?

?


Ross Byers wrote:
Katina Mathieson wrote:
Ashley: i mean, if you can't call your friends to bring you several gallons of [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] you out of a [REDACTED] what CAN you call them for?
?

?!?!

What are you guys doing up there?


That sounds...really...something...NSFW something...

Lantern Lodge

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Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: is that your way of saying you want to be pistol whipped cosmo?

Um... Shenanigans?


Game Master Scotty wrote:
That sounds...really...something...NSFW something...

Hence the redactions, I would guess...


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Orthos wrote:
Paul Watson wrote:

I suspect it goes:

The Earl of Sandwitch->
The Earl of Sammitch->
The URL of Sammitch (pronounced Earl)->
An url that spells out sammich.
Yep, this is it.

Ah, I always pronounce it You Are Ell so it went right over my head.

Wish I hadn't asked now. Not knowing was better than that lame pun!

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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URL be sorry you made fun of that pun!

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sara marie: What's worse than running into a monster in a dark alley?

christopher: Running into half a monster?

christopher: No, wait, that's worm in an apple.

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