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I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisitionAnd nobody expects the Mwangi Inquisition.
The Mwangi Inquisition was rehearsing choreography and is running late. They'd be here already if the Springtime for Hitler dancers hadn't gone over their alloted stage time.
Oy, gevalt! I'm definitely not going to be the gob stuck cleaning up after the Poodle Lord's production of Brass'/Guccione's Caligula.
I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisitionAnd nobody expects the Mwangi Inquisition.The Mwangi Inquisition was rehearsing choreography and is running late. They'd be here already if the Springtime for Hitler dancers hadn't gone over their alloted stage time.
Oy, gevalt! I'm definitely not going to be the gob stuck cleaning up after the Poodle Lord's production of Brass'/Guccione's Caligula.
Did I miss my cue? I feel like I missed my cue.
sharaya: There are now chocolate croissants in the tech team
sharaya: Because reasons
sharaya: that is exciting news. I was totally just wishing we had a vending machine with chocolate things
You'd probably find it difficult to keep it stocked.
robot chris: I would either be the Best Bard Ever, or the Worst Bard Ever
Yeah, the line there, especially if you're going for comedy, is very thin.
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Im talking in the future. When I hijack an icecream truck and go on a multistate police chase. (that was a joke dear god) Trust me, I make a half decent employee. Just if you offer me paperwork, you are asking for a small campfire. Snickers does not do paperwork or maths. Unless its pathfinder maths. Snickers is still trying to wrap his head around the times tables.
Im talking in the future. When I hijack an icecream truck and go on a multistate police chase. (that was a joke dear god) Trust me, I make a half decent employee. Just if you offer me paperwork, you are asking for a small campfire. Snickers does not do paperwork or maths. Unless its pathfinder maths. Snickers is still trying to wrap his head around the times tables.
I find the easiest ways to meet them is PaizoCon, although GenCon is a close second. Although not everyone goes to GenCon.
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Im talking in the future. When I hijack an icecream truck and go on a multistate police chase. (that was a joke dear god) Trust me, I make a half decent employee. Just if you offer me paperwork, you are asking for a small campfire. Snickers does not do paperwork or maths. Unless its pathfinder maths. Snickers is still trying to wrap his head around the times tables.I find the easiest ways to meet them is PaizoCon, although GenCon is a close second. Although not everyone goes to GenCon.
Also, we typically run a "How to Write for Paizo" seminar at both conventions. You might want to reconsider that paperwork thing, though; as a publishing company, we work with a lot of paper (or at least writing).
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robot chris: I would either be the Best Bard Ever, or the Worst Bard Ever
Best, worst, meh. It's all about the spooniness.
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liz: Today is a day for industrial electronica.
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Writing is fine. Just I have less focus than a hyper kitten. Be prepared to find me not working at all. I get distracted VERY easily. Though I could always get coffee for everyone during my moments of nonfocus. Today was a new record for me. I almost finished one entire paper before my brain chose to find something else more interesting and less depressing than slaves. The teacher proceeded to tell me that I had to finish the other side. I did that.
In thallisian.
Yes, I wrote an entire paper in thallisian. Ah, how I love loopholes, if the teacher doesn't tell me that it has to be done in ENGLISH, he is implying that anything is legal. One time I handed a paper in that was in pig latin.
Writing is fine. Just I have less focus than a hyper kitten. Be prepared to find me not working at all. I get distracted VERY easily. Though I could always get coffee for everyone during my moments of nonfocus. Today was a new record for me. I almost finished one entire paper before my brain chose to find something else more interesting and less depressing than slaves. The teacher proceeded to tell me that I had to finish the other side. I did that.
In thallisian.
Yes, I wrote an entire paper in thallisian. Ah, how I love loopholes, if the teacher doesn't tell me that it has to be done in ENGLISH, he is implying that anything is legal. One time I handed a paper in that was in pig latin.
Okay, I have to ask. Thallisian?
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lissa: Shelyn's [redacted] is the best thing in Inner Sea Gods
This is true regardless of what was redacted.
Writing is fine. Just I have less focus than a hyper kitten. Be prepared to find me not working at all. I get distracted VERY easily. Though I could always get coffee for everyone during my moments of nonfocus. Today was a new record for me. I almost finished one entire paper before my brain chose to find something else more interesting and less depressing than slaves. The teacher proceeded to tell me that I had to finish the other side. I did that.
In thallisian.
Yes, I wrote an entire paper in thallisian. Ah, how I love loopholes, if the teacher doesn't tell me that it has to be done in ENGLISH, he is implying that anything is legal. One time I handed a paper in that was in pig latin.
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...you're dead to me.I'm sure I could turn in a paper in any language I liked, but if the teacher can't grade it, I'll still get a zero.OMG you should try to get a zero.
TRY OMG ZERO!
That was the wrong alias to use.
That was the wrong alias to use.THERE ARE NO RIGHT ONES! AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!
so youve moved into the 4th dimension.
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cs erik: if I ever get a pug I'll have to name him wampi.
Or maybe Wampug?
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cs erik: if I ever get a pug I'll have to name him wampi.Or maybe Wampug?
Ignore the goblin and the...YECHHH!...disgusting cuteness! Go with your first instincts!
IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY COSMO!
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liz: Today is a day for industrial electronica.There are days that don't call for industrial electronica?
Why, no. No there aren't.
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cs erik: if I ever get a pug I'll have to name him wampi.Or maybe Wampug?Ignore the goblin and the...YECHHH!...disgusting cuteness! Go with your first instincts!
IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY COSMO!
Our Cosmo, Who Art in Redmond,
Harrowed Be Thy Name.Thy Mustache Come,
Thy Ill be Done
In Spite as it is in Hatred.
Give Us this Day our Daily Dread,
And Grant Us Misfortune
As We bestow Misfortune on Those who Irk Us.
And Lead us Not into Salvation,
But Deliver unto us Chaos.
For Thine is the Weeping, the Gnashing, and the Flailing,
Forever and Ever,
Natural 1.
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OK, Orthos just won the thread and, dare I say, the internet. How long did you work on that?
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About five minutes.
Just out of weird curiosity, how many papers do y'all think have been written in Tolkien Elvish? One of my SIL's friends in high school was a fantastic calligrapher (her kanji and tengwa were exquisite), but I've forgotten what grade she got.
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Ashley: HEY! No one said having a soul was a requirement
Katina: Can verify. Was not a hiring requirement.
