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Webstore Gninja Minion

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Christopher: I got that lich a phylactery. Liches love phylacteries.

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cs erik: I shot the pronunciation of serif, but I did not mispronounce deputy~

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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris: Sutter is a new class?

Gary: every party needs a sutter
...
Robot Chris: so sutters are so frickin rad?
Robot Chris: are we agreed?
CS Erik: Yep, it'll make both monks and rogues obsolete

I approve of this message.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:


CS Erik: Yep, it'll make both monks and rogues obsolete

Ooh - that is just begging for a charop response ;->

I'm too nice to make it, however...

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redacted: Baby's First Bartending Kit

other redacted: i bet he could make a decent manhattan with a bit of training

redacted: I'm just picturing all the normal cocktail implements, but made by Fisher Price.
redacted: brightly colored, chewable plastic.

another redacted: would help with teething

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Gary prawn toothpaste: crestacean

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Jessica: NO! There are no worms in my tea!

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robot chris: the one with sleeves is just itching to have them ripped off

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gary: this halloween plan may not be exactly thought out

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sara marie: we need those house sigils for pathfinder

liz: House Munchkin
liz: House Min-Maxer
liz: House Rules Lawyer

cs erik: House Wrongbadfun.
liz: god erik, it’s House BadWrongFun. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

robot chris: House Flag and Move On
robot chris: (that's our house)

cs erik: House Utterly Distracted "did we actually make any progress this session or just spend 4 hours talking?"

gary: CLAN FRIDGERAIDER WILL CONQUER ALL ... (your fridges)
liz: Gary: Clan Fridgeraider—We Do Not Care

robot chris: House Breaks Other Guidelines could go a number of ways

ashley: House Does Not Play Well With Others. Motto: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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robot chris: house valeros...

robot chris: isn't that a pub?

cs erik: you don't go to the pub, you bring the pub to you

liz: House Valeros would be a food stall. In a market.

robot chris: house valeros is a traveling pub

robot chris: like a camper

robot chris: but bigger

robot chris: maybe yurt with wheels

robot chris: actually forget the wheels, nobody in house valeros is good to drive


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Breaks Other Guidelines always pay their debts.

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gary: miss manners will cut you

gary: and you get a nice tourniquet with a bow

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Sara Marie wrote:

gary: miss manners will cut you

gary: and you get a nice tourniquet with a bow

Also, she'll use the right knife.


Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

gary: miss manners will cut you

gary: and you get a nice tourniquet with a bow

Also, she'll use the right knife.

Sooo....

Canadian?


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I pledge myself to House Valeros

"Do you even lift chained anvils, bro?"


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary british potato enthusiast specializing in unarmed potato attacks: chip monk

On the continent, it's called a French Friar.

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The Red Raven wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary british potato enthusiast specializing in unarmed potato attacks: chip monk
On the continent, it's called a French Friar.

There's a Belgium joke in there somewhere, but I haven't found it yet.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.


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Cosmo wrote:
Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.

If this isn't said once per session you are apart of House WrongBadFun.

Silver Crusade

Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.
If this isn't said once per session you are apart of House WrongBadFun.

I blame the witch... again.....


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Siobhan Quirke wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.
If this isn't said once per session you are apart of House WrongBadFun.
I blame the Cosmo... again.....

Fixed that for you.

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robot chris:
Robot Chris' Amazing Test Event~ (cancelled)
No location specified
Sat, Jul 5, 2014, 02:00 PM – 06:00 PM

katina: Aw man. It's cancelled already?
katina: I wanted to go.

sara marie: i'm curious what you expected at this testing event katina

katina: I dunno, it just said 'amazing' so... i guess i expected something amazing?
katina: I mean, I bet Robot could come up with some pretty amazing things to test

katina: hypotheses about glitter
katina: peeg races

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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[redacted]: [redacted] [redacted] glitterdust?
[redacted]: [redacted] glitter bomb!
[redacted]: [redacted] a bag full of glitter and Elmer's Glue?

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cosmo: If I were to do that, I’d make it look *GOOD*.

ashley: so what you're saying is that you could make it look like a three car pile-up instead of a train wreck?

Silver Crusade

Tels wrote:
Siobhan Quirke wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Erik Keith: Oh trust me, that thing was angry WAAAAY before we got there.
If this isn't said once per session you are apart of House WrongBadFun.
I blame the Cosmo... again.....
Fixed that for you.

If you were in my party you would understand why you fixed nothing.

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Crystal: Why is there blood on my Wacom tablet?

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Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?
Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?

Cosmo begins to hulk out tentatively...


WHAT IS THIS ALMIGHTY POWER THAT HAS MADE EVEN COSMO BREAK DOWN!? Friend or foe? I hope it's a force of good, for if it is a greater evil then we are all f@!#ed.

*shudders*


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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?

Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?

Cosmo begins to hulk out tentatively...

I refer you to the first post in this thread.


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?

Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?

Cosmo begins to hulk out tentatively...

I refer you to the first post in this thread.

*Takes one look and dives frantically under the nearest pile of chaos.*

EDIT: *Reaches out with a large, furry paw and gathers the rest of the tail under the pile.*

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Judy: Godspeed, edit warrior!


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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?

Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?

Cosmo begins to hulk out tentatively...

It's not all bad. Amazingly The Incredible Hulk is less destructive than Cosmo, so maybe things will be slightly improved for everybody while he is hulked out.

Unless he's already planned it out and it's all parts of Cosmo's plan..., but what are the chances of that being true?


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The Hulk is a minion of Cosmo.

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robot chris: I wish I had reverse dictionary

robot chris: where I told it what I wanted word to mean, and it gave me word


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so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur

not it

Scarab Sages

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Lamontius wrote:

so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur

not it

Actually, the thesaurus was a dinoaur, Achillobator logorrhea. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of viscous teeth to... talk the prey to death! {shudders at the savagery}

Scarab Sages

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Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur

not it

Actually, the thesaurus was a dinoaur, Achillobator logorrhea. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of viscous teeth to... talk the prey to death! {shudders at the savagery}

OK, I can accept the typo/misspelling of "dinoaur", but viscous instead of vicious?! Geez... I wonder what is in this cup of tea? I thought that barista looked suspiciously like a pugwampi... COSMO! {shakes claw}

Sovereign Court

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Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I wish I had reverse dictionary

robot chris: where I told it what I wanted word to mean, and it gave me word

The internet is your friend.

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katina: I can hook you up with my goat guy.

katina: He's very good.


GeraintElberion wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I wish I had reverse dictionary

robot chris: where I told it what I wanted word to mean, and it gave me word

The internet is your friend.

I typed indeed and got homosexual, then i tried agreed and i got pedophile...what kinda search criteria is this using?

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Sara Marie: i bet her fur would make great yarn
Sara Marie: my cat, not your friend

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Pro-tip: Blend the fur with wool before spinning, since cat fur doesn't have any crimp to hold it together!

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christos gurd wrote:
GeraintElberion wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I wish I had reverse dictionary

robot chris: where I told it what I wanted word to mean, and it gave me word

The internet is your friend.
I typed indeed and got homosexual, then i tried agreed and i got pedophile...what kinda search criteria is this using?

The criteria is to use more than one word. To describe a concept.

Type in 'small barrel' and it gives you keg, kilderkin, cades and rundlet... pretty good.

I tried 'indeed' and got 45 differet results. 'Indeed' is probably keyed to some slang phrase or other old language that is/was linked to homosexuality in some part of the world.

Kilogram is another answer for 'agreed' presumbaly it comes up a lot as an 'agreed unit of measure'.

It is not an exact tool. 'A man who loves other men' got me 100 answers and included 'gay' but the first was 'god'.

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Sara Marie will totally not abuse this technology

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Judy Bauer wrote:
Pro-tip: Blend the fur with wool before spinning, since cat fur doesn't have any crimp to hold it together!

That was the advice the blog post had too.

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gary: "this ship is powered by handwavery, but that much is going to cause a containment breach!!"

christopher: You should really degauss your flux capacitor.

gary: i'm afraid we're going to have to eject the core

christopher: Sorry, I had to use parts from the core ejector to fix the coffee machine.

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robot chris: in a snuggly bacon blanket


Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

WHAT IS THIS ALMIGHTY POWER THAT HAS MADE EVEN COSMO BREAK DOWN!? Friend or foe? I hope it's a force of good, for if it is a greater evil then we are all f+*&ed.

*shudders*

There *is* no greater evil. I'm not sure whether that's a reason to celebrate or a reason to flee from this plane of existence, though.

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