Overheard at the Paizo office


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Liberty's Edge

Christopher Anthony wrote:
Wes: Just try an inch.

Have you people been watching a lot of Archer recently?

Dark Archive Software Developer

Cosmo wrote:
Sara Marie: most of what i say, out of context, is bad hilarious

FTFY

Master of Coin

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:

Sara Marie: customer service does not negotiate with terrorists.

Christopher: Editorial doesn't negotiate with errorists.
Well if Customer Service won't negotiate with terrorists, can we find some other service who will?

If it reduces the rate, I'll negotiate. Anything to improve cash flow!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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ashley: coconut pie with passion fruit glaze

katina: You have pie-qued my interest

Digital Products Assistant

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Katina ... he's like the Antonio Banderas of Westeros.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Katina ... he's like the Antonio Banderas of Westeros.

Pedro Pascal is pretty awesome.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Katina ... he's like the Antonio Banderas of Westeros.
Pedro Pascal is pretty awesome.

Turbo Pascal was even more awesome!

Dark Archive Software Developer

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[redacted]: perhaps if they kept out of my pants

Digital Products Assistant

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[redacted] I don't care if it shreds my esophagus, it makes me feel fancy.

Silver Crusade

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
[redacted] I don't care if it shreds my esophagus, it makes me feel fancy.

Cigar made out of diamond dust?


Rysky wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
[redacted] I don't care if it shreds my esophagus, it makes me feel fancy.
Cigar made out of diamond dust?

Cosmo is test-marketing a new e-cigarette made from ground pugwampis and crystallized shame. It still has a few... drawbacks.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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ashley: I want my coffee so dark cthulhu would feel nostalgic for home when he looks at it.

katina: A great old roast for a great old one.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: definitely not for any reasons that occur Friday evening

sharaya: what's happening at Firday evening?

christopher: Firday? Is that an offshoot of Arbor Day?

katina: Man, that Arbor Day. It's really branching out.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Potential Game of Thrones Jaime Lannister Spoilers:

cs erik: what an underhanded comment, he must be a real game of thrones o-fist-ionado
cs erik: (I should feel bad for that one)

katina Hey, you've gotta hand it to him, he's not afraid to point fingers

katina: Even if it catches you... unarmed.

cs erik: these puns are the wrist

katina: I give them the thumbs up

katina: also, I don't think that 'a-fist-ionado' is a term that should ever be used in any conversation again ever

Scarab Sages Modules Overlord

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[redacted]"Oh GOOD. This means I DON'T have to become a welder."

Project Manager

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Andrew: Coffee's the only excuse I accept.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal: Gary, please don't game the sandbox

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: They're a delivery mechanism for poutine.

christopher: The same way that a salad is just toppings with a little lettuce under it.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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lissa: gunfish?

katina: FISHGUN

lissa: This carp is loaded and I know how to use it.

crystal: Get back! He's got a trout!

katina: Would that make a swordfish the equivalent of a bayonet?

lissa: Is that salmon fully auto?

katina: Say hello to my lil' fin

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Sara Marie: Is [redacted] orange?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: [Redacted] is like a rainbow that shoots through our day with a joyous laser of unicorns and even smaller rainbows within rainbows

Project Manager

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Ashley: I love it when violence is used to bring people together.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Crystal: I remember when we experimented with summoning extradimensional horrors back in college. We called THAT reality tickling


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Jessica Price wrote:
Ashley: I love it when violence is used to bring people together.

{pencils in Jessica's name for "Hannibal" part in all-female remake of The A-Team}

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: [Redacted] is like a rainbow that shoots through our day with a joyous laser of unicorns and even smaller rainbows within rainbows

Cosmo?


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Wouldn't that be the anti-Cosmo? He/She/It sounds more warm and fuzzy that the Anti-Monitor...

Liberty's Edge Digital Products Assistant

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Robot: Oh my god, did we fix something accidentally?

Lissa: DON'T F#%~ING JINX IT!!!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sara marie: Asking for advice on cs issue.

lisa: I know you can work your magic on this!

sara marie: I'm gonna need a chicken *and* a goat for this one.

lisa: free range?

sara marie: Yes. Free range/organic really work best.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: We're shaking in our little spaceboots

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: might need to file issue if the goat blood is coming out


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undocumented feature - working as intended

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris avid supporter of caribbean passion

Digital Products Assistant

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Christopher ... an unholy abomination that stalks the halls, looking for unprotected cocoa.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Robot Chris: I have a very real fear of ever touching them

Gary: that sentence applies to more things the older i get

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Jessica: and he started shouting that I was Satan
Jessica: it was such a proud day for me


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Robot Chris avid supporter of caribbean passion
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher ... an unholy abomination that stalks the halls, looking for unprotected cocoa.

...Sitting on a tree.

Sorry, was too tempting to pass. :)

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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liz: My mother recently informed me that I am not “people”, I am “miscreant”


Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

Well, why not? I'm always happy after a [redacted] with my [redacted].

Lantern Lodge

Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

Well, why not? I'm always happy after a [redacted] with my [redacted].

Yeah, especially when it involves the [redacted].

Digital Products Assistant

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It's a pretty good [redacted].

Liberty's Edge Contributor

[redacted]


[Reda[Redacted]cted]

Project Manager

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James: ...ever since Wes brought us into his scofflaw realm of villainism and shenanigations.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

HA! I'm pretty sure I know exactly what this is about. ;-)

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cs erik: What's great is when I answer the phone "This is Erik,"
cs erik: and they're like, "MONA??!?!"
cs erik: (sigh)"no..."


James Jacobs wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

HA! I'm pretty sure I know exactly what this is about. ;-)

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, say no more!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: oh wait, I forgot another weird thing

Customer Service Representative

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katina: Try our pet food. Made out of pure attractive people!

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