Pups and clowns?
Leaps and bounds.
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Look out, a rare black furred lion has escaped!
*The lion in question bounds through the crowded bazaar and attacks one of the nameless adventurers, mauling the poor sod to death.*
And then there was seven...
*While merchants try and recapture the lion.*
Oh, hello TFF. It's been a while, how are you?
*Ponders for a moment.*
You're not stuck in Jumanji as well are you?
I don't know of anything that can hold him against his will.
If he is here, it is because he wants to be.
Which means he is up to something nefarious.
Oh, hello TFF. It's been a while, how are you?
*Ponders for a moment.*
You're not stuck in Jumanji as well are you?
Doing okay.
And no, it's been a while since i saw that movie.
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I don't know of anything that can hold him against his will.
If he is here, it is because he wants to be.
Which means he is up to something nefarious.
Me? I would never.
Merely lounging about.
* Waves hand * Time for a change of scene. * Snow capped peaks, foggy valleys, and a chilly, dark forest of fir trees replaces the city. *
Frozemunji.
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
*An anthropomorphic ape in a priest's cassock steps forward.*
That's just as well, otherwise I'd have you on trial for disturbing the peace!
Bro!
Bro!*An anthropomorphic ape in a priest's cassock steps forward.*
That's just as well, otherwise I'd have you on trial for disturbing the peace!
Brooooo!
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*Before anymore discrepancies occur.*
Welcome to the Golden City,
With walls gleaming pretty.
And the towers reach up tall,
As if to the sky they call.
*An image of a hooded old man appears.*
Here in my world, you play the game,
Failure to comply will result in shame.
In regards to my name, I won't tell,
I'm the Master of Jumanji - where I dwell.
*Sneers at the pathetic Waterhammer.*
Pay no heed, to that powerless fool,
Who thinks he's now some place cool.
His intellect dwindles by the hour,
While Jumanji keeps growing its power!
*The image promptly vanishes.*
Such nice lyrics.
Mind if I put them into song?
Almost weekend....just 2 hours and 25 mins.
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Not for you I'm afraid. Justice, arrest him!
*A large gorilla in a security hat steps forward and puts TFF in handcuffs (without reading him his rights).*
It's Detention Island for you. Maybe next time you will be silent about how the cerberus that live there are just giant three headed dogs and don't have any powers!
But Serbians do have special powers!
Almost weekend....just 2 hours and 25 mins.
Okay!
What spell are you using?I opened this thread and it said your post was "2 hours, 25 minutes ago".
Their accent is a power in and of itself.
also very true.
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*Finishes packing away exploration gear.*
Well, I must say, I didn't expect to get a good night sleep.
*Everyone (the designated group plus the add ons) are in the breakfast area of the "Banana Brains" Inn (which is the Jumanji equivalent of "Three guys from nowhere" from duplicity) enjoying a nice meal.*
Quite surprised that Jumanji would be nice for a change. Still, probably best not to get too comfortable. We've still got a long way to go.
That was a strange movie.
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So was 'GoatToucher: the Hands of Trauma'
Yes...
*Finishes packing away exploration gear.*
Well, I must say, I didn't expect to get a good night sleep.
*Everyone (the designated group plus the add ons) are in the breakfast area of the "Banana Brains" Inn (which is the Jumanji equivalent of "Three guys from nowhere" from duplicity) enjoying a nice meal.*
Quite surprised that Jumanji would be nice for a change. Still, probably best not to get too comfortable. We've still got a long way to go.
Duply City.
Is that somewhere near here?Do they duplicate things?
I always wanted a sister who was just like me.
Just realised that I mispoke again.
It's Multiplicity I meant to say.
Multiply City.
Will I find many mes?
I've been to paradise,
But I've never been,
To Schism.
I have returneded.
Money? In the jungle? was that what I was doing? I thought I was scouting ahead.
Beans!
A trombone!
A trombone filled with beans!
A bean playing the trombone!
The musical fruit, tis said.