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MojoJojo wrote:

Given enough time, it'll be crabs as far as the eyes can seen and turtles crabs all the way down.

But enough about my wedding night...

Huh... oh OH OOH!

Ack Giant and tiny and all in between sized alien spiders! They really went out of their way to show how good the rebels (are they still rebels at this point?) were though.

Everything about that was scary
Much like the movie Carrier
Situations like this can be hairy.
Maybe I should go cower with my friend Larry
I must hurry I can not tarry.
I'll just go hide like I'm a fairy. (they like to hide I think? in flowers etc.?)

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OH jeez I just realized Black friday is coming soon. What the heck is that gonna be like...

Doctor: "Relax, David. It's just a simple procedure. Everything's going to be fine."

Patient: "...My name's Steven, not David."
Doctor: "I know. I'm David."

That took me a second.

..... maybe time to find a new job.....

Completly horrified Vidmaster7 wrote:

Well you did it.. Good job... Hope your happy..

You want some more? Try this on for size:

Different group, different GM. We are in a goblin lair, and enter the bedchambers of the head goblin. We start fighting the boss and a couple of his bodyguards. Meanwhile, the boss's harem is throwing stuff at us to distract us. Then the GM gives this lovely bit of flavor text:

** spoiler omitted **

This is an incredibly appropriate moment to be ToP.

I can not emphasis how much I regret reading that spoiler.

Well you did it.. Good job... Hope your happy..

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Rules questions not covered in the rules (2nd edition)

Do I (a lizardfolk champion) have to strike if all I want to do is lick an adjacent allie's eyeball? What if they're willing? Is licking my own eyeball considered banter?

Just no to every part of that.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I didn't even know Amy and kilometer were a thing...

Clearly we aren't reading the same fanfics.

Sonic fan fiction *shudder*

Yes...

HOW DARE YOU!

Every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.

WHY WOULD I CLICK THE SPOILER? I SHOULD KNOW BETTER!

>.>

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I didn't see it. But I am going to read the wikipedia page on it when the movie comes out.

I'm just that masochistic.

o_O

Two days with kittens and my wrists look like a depressed emo kid got turned down for a middle school dance.

Now that is a heck of a simile right there.

O_O Yeah I would imagine that would kill ones taste for a thing.

+ the fact that you're saying White Castle or Taco bell is more edible yeesh. that truly is terrifying.

Wow just read a story about a national park that gave out bear mace one of the tourists thought it went on like bug spray and sprayed the daughter right in the face with it and of course it was indoors soooo....

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Slept so long today. I'll never be able to get to sleep tomorrow.

Falling asleep is easy. Just think about all the clowns hiding in your closet that will come out and eat you while you sleep. The lure of the sweet embrace of death will have you dozing happily in moments.

Uh sure that sounds like it could work...

>.>

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My Dog! Who gave Mort all those cows!?!?!

The horror! The horror!

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Edit: I got a favorite on this one because I finally remembered to use that google thing and people are proud.

Yes, yes, we're all very proud of you. Keep feeding the machine.

*shudder* why'd it have to be spiders?

Edit: (wait I figured it out its the world wide web. OK it makes sense now.)

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NO!

I.. Why even own dishes really at that point?

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.

Ok now your giving me Deja vue. I just saw that one somewhere too.

I'm in your head, stealing your thoughts.

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If no one replies to that I think we can all just pretend it didn't happen.

Vidmaster7 agent of hydra wrote:

You should teach him backwards as a joke.

Joke? I don't do jokes. I'm too serious.

I'm surprised saying that didn't make you explode or burst into flames or some such.

What have I started!!!

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NOoOoooOoo!

Your an evil man Gran.

o_O But I like my feet. I use them almost everyday!

I can't go back to hording Magazines I just can't do it!!!

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Vidmaster7 wrote:

Tell me if I'm wrong but does anyone that has studied psychology always seem like they have extreme personalities (myself included?) Please let me know.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

continues to burn Whedon scripts, laptops that had Facebook on them and dubbed anime, using the firefight to pass out pro Tim Hunter/anti Harry Potter pamphlets

*whistles innocently*

(Its an internal terror I don't know if that was clear.)

o_O

Are we still doing that?

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Gran why do they read the sold out sign then walk in and ask if we have rooms?

Because of that one thing that you did that one time.

WHO TOLD YOU!?!?!?!?!

I honestly don't eat pop tarts, sorry!

I'm kind of upset now...

You only need 438 more aliases to catch up with me.

That's just so many.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

I just serve up a healthy helping of melanin to all interested female parties.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Skin pigment? what?

He's implying that he uses his black manliness to get the ladies to bed. Although possibly not to sleep.

You know I was happier without the description.

You are welcome.

Dishonor unto you and dishonor unto your family and dishonor unto your cow.

Jokes on you, I don't have a cow.

No jokes still on you because you don't own a cow you poor poor soul. You have to buy milk in stores.

Or I take the milk from other peoples' cows.

GASP! Your a milk thief!!!!

Arachnofiend wrote:

One of the things that separates PF and 5e is that a high level Pathfinder character is supposed to be a badass. It is fully intended that things that were difficult at low levels become effortless for high level characters. I don't think this is a problem; coming up against a challenge that you would have struggled with as a youngling that you can now pass without even requiring a roll feels good, it feels like your character has improved over the course of her levels.

As for the specific example given in the OP, the intent is that the Untrained high-level Barbarian can't even make the checks that the Expert low-level Bard can make. The idea is that the Barbarian can do a fun rendition of Mary Had a Little Lamb and then the Bard says "that's cute, now watch this" as she nails a famous concerto. This isn't made as clear as it could be in the book, but based on replies to these very concerns in pre-release blog posts this seems to be what the devs are going for.

If I'm reading the skills right, it'd make more sense that way if the bard had more than a 50% chance of success at that concerto against a CR appropriate music critic.

Ah yes the every dangerous music critic. Truly a formidable and evil creature be those.

My god I do have instant noodles at home! they are taking over!!

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

If you play any children's song slowly enough, it becomes really creepy.

Heck anything by kids bop even without slowing it down.

*sits next to stereo playing slow kids bop music*

AHH Stop it you!

Well that was an experience.