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(If anybody wonders what we're doing, we're reviewing GoatToucher's Tinder matches)
11. A Muller Fruit Corner.
14 Jurgen the Whistling Pangolin.
17. The Department of Faith-Based Weights and Measures.
18. Me.
EW!
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EW!
I can think of no better way to describe my brother.
21. A photocopy of a horse.
21. A photocopy of a horse.
:smooths hair: Well Hel-lo!
You should all bow down out my thread. You don't even sport a bow tie.
Bow ties are so passé.
If it hatched...
... it would be a magnificent phenix-mole of winning gnomishness !
Allowing me to utterly win this thread.
Yes, Marcel. It will hatch if you sit on it.
His name is Bort, and he says that the "egg" is hatching.
Of course it is. Because he's sitting on it.
Jumping up and down won't help, Burt.
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If you say so, Ernie! Just remember, be careful what you tickle, especially if it's Elmo.
Oh, and for those of us that were here when we had that little Jumanji fiasco, I just wanted you all to know that the final nameless adventurer (who managed to survive the entire ordeal) has finally been killed.
Yea, I remember what he said: 'Ooh, who is Count Reiner Heydrich? I do not know him, and I am certainly not him, though he must be a very handsome, intelligent and engaging fellow - my name is Duke Heinie DryDitch'
Plain as the hair on my face, it was.
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But came back as a wererat. And not really nameless either. We all know it was Pulg.
You're quite right there, his wives weren't too happy about it.
Yea, I remember what he said: 'Ooh, who is Count Reiner Heydrich? I do not know him, and I am certainly not him, though he must be a very handsome, intelligent and engaging fellow - my name is Duke Heinie DryDitch'
Plain as the hair on my face, it was.
Send for the Huntsman!
But it is yours, and he wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday.
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Alright everyone, you heard what Borvil said, time to suit up!
*Everyone puts on special outfits that are a cross between diving gear and hazmat suits.*
We'll split into three teams:
Team 1, you'll operate the taps, keep the water flowing and at optimum temperature.
Team 2, locate and acquire the soap, we're going to need to use a lot of it.
Team 3, we'll be the ones "setting to work" making sure Borvil is fully cleaned.
Remember the first day you saw an
Elephant? It was walking in a parade around
Town. For some reason the baton whirling monkey was
Unaware it to was part of the show.
Remember when the elephant stepped very
Near the monkey's head, too near in fact?
Well, that is when all hell broke loose.
Hats flew up into the
Air as onlookers screamed.
To their horror, the show was over forever.
Yet upon reflection,
One will see this is how it had to be. That is,
Unless you have never seen an elephant before.
Here and why it happened.
Another town was having a parade and it had a
Van leading the way down the parade route.
Everyone at this parade was smoking weed.
Stoned they were.
Tons of reefer was on the the ground.
Over there was a
Lolly pop and
Everyone who wanted one
Never got one, because they had a van instead of an elephant.
I had a vanlephant, so the best of both worlds.
However, I also have a multi-barrelled rocket launcher full of gigantic halfling-shaped bars of coal tar soap which is primed and ready to fire, so I'd get out of the way if I were you.
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Remember the first day you saw an
Elephant? It was walking in a parade around
Town. For some reason the baton whirling monkey was
Unaware it to was part of the show.
Remember when the elephant stepped very
Near the monkey's head, too near in fact?Well, that is when all hell broke loose.
Hats flew up into the
Air as onlookers screamed.
To their horror, the show was over forever.Yet upon reflection,
One will see this is how it had to be. That is,
Unless you have never seen an elephant before.Here and why it happened.
Another town was having a parade and it had a
Van leading the way down the parade route.
Everyone at this parade was smoking weed.Stoned they were.
Tons of reefer was on the the ground.
Over there was a
Lolly pop and
Everyone who wanted one
Never got one, because they had a van instead of an elephant.
I need to take the life-force of others in order to sustain my own being
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I had a vanlephant, so the best of both worlds.
However, I also have a multi-barrelled rocket launcher full of gigantic halfling-shaped bars of coal tar soap which is primed and ready to fire, so I'd get out of the way if I were you.
Make sure that you get a good lock on Borvil, Alphonse, we can't let any soap go to waste!
I need to take the life-force of others in order to sustain my own being... stuff ...
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Behind the curtains are
Unseen things. When the bell
Rings they run out into the
Night, under the moon light.
Tomorrow when Ann returns
Home to sleep during the day,
Each dream she sees chases the sun away.
Will you let it happen again?
It seems likely.
Too many people prefer to eat
Candy and cake, than mercifully
Hold hands with a sun beam.
Make sure that you get a good lock on Borvil, Alphonse, we can't let any soap go to waste!I had a vanlephant, so the best of both worlds.
However, I also have a multi-barrelled rocket launcher full of gigantic halfling-shaped bars of coal tar soap which is primed and ready to fire, so I'd get out of the way if I were you.
The whole point of a multiple-barrelled soap launcher is that you don't have to aim.
And in reply to Grand Magus, certainly not. The witch will be cooked properly or not at all - raw witch is preferable to over-done.
Oh, it's pointed at her alright, and she's pretty big, but I still wouldn't be within 50 metres or so if you don't want to get SUDSEH.