Sauron of the Savage Land's page

Besides - if she was talking about me - I'm a man, a were-pteranodon and an energy vampire!

Remember the first day you saw an

Elephant? It was walking in a parade around
Town. For some reason the baton whirling monkey was
Unaware it to was part of the show.
Remember when the elephant stepped very
Near the monkey's head, too near in fact?

Well, that is when all hell broke loose.
Hats flew up into the
Air as onlookers screamed.
To their horror, the show was over forever.

Yet upon reflection,
One will see this is how it had to be. That is,
Unless you have never seen an elephant before.

Here and why it happened.
Another town was having a parade and it had a
Van leading the way down the parade route.
Everyone at this parade was smoking weed.

Stoned they were.
Tons of reefer was on the the ground.
Over there was a
Lolly pop and
Everyone who wanted one
Never got one, because they had a van instead of an elephant.

I need to take the life-force of others in order to sustain my own being

BANNED for not repealing the Funkytown Groove Tax!

*Finishes draining the entire life-force of the nameless adventurer.*

Bah! Hardly worth a tasty morsel (in a manner of speaking anyway).

*Stands up, stretches wings and takes to the skies.*

I have sustained myself, at least, but must seek stronger prey!

20. Shanna the She-Devil (whatever will Ka-Zar think?). *Laughs.*

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Where is Wolverine and the x-men? I was informed that they were here!

*Eyes narrow menacingly, whilst searching around the thread.*

I will make them pay for aiding my enemy, Ka-Zar, in halting my conquest of the Savage Land!