Last one to post wins

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Funnily enough, that's what I was going to do. Only I would have gone with calliopes.

[Pulg]

Vampire Schism wrote:

Trombones - Bah!

I'll put my name on the Accordions.

Well, that's OK, providing you don't mind your name occasionally appearing to the public as Vmie Shs.

[Mr. Grinch]

How about putting my name on those fabulous flugelhorns you've got?

[The when]

For you, the harmonica.

[Caught in a Landslide]

Coo coo cachoo

[Fish-Malkovich]

Bless you!

*Hands Caught in a Landslide a handkerchief.*

Use this to sort your nose out!

[Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band]

Mr. Grinch wrote:

How about putting my name on those fabulous flugelhorns you've got?

Which bit - the horn, or the flugel?

[Mr. Grinch]

Why not on both?

[Pulg]

Well, OK, but that'll cost you extra.

[crab7]

*clack*

[Mr. Grinch]

Hello, little crab.

*Picks up crab7 and places the crustacean in amongst Pulg's hair.*

[Very concerned Vidmaster7]

Did you just give Pulg crab(s)?

[Mr. Grinch]

No, just the one I'm afraid. Why? Do you have any more?

[Schism]

Quote:

A crabby young man eating crab

Claimed “This tastes like it came from a lab.
It’s fishy indeed
That you’d try to mislead
With faux food, so I’m chucking this tab."

[Mr. Grinch]

Love the poetry, really quite... je ne sais quoi?

[crab7]

*Looks for noms in Pulg's hair*

[Pulg]

Watch out for Hair Sharks, matey.

[crab7]

*clacks nervously*

[Bigger Shark]

My little cousins are hungry.

[Fish-Malkovich]

And so am I!

[The when]

Right. Chum.

[Bigger Shark]

Are you volunteering?

[Fish-Malkovich]

I believe he is.

[The when]

Sharks will try to eat anything...

Of course, you can no more eat when than grab when.

[Schism]

Its all a matter of WHEN.

[Mr. Grinch]

It is, isn't it? The egotistical little sod!

[The when]

That’s right. It’s all a matter of when. You get a no prize for finally figuring it out

[Vidmaster7]

IDK what it is with time travelers having large ego's

[Timemaster7]

HArumph.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Sadly, I know the answer to that question: it's because they know so much.

When a person (time traveler or otherwise) has a high IQ, they think they're better than everyone.

[Mr. Grinch]

Yeah, that's quite true, unfortunately.

Ironically, those sorts of people tend to be the most stupid.

As I recall, the expression is "brilliant but not wise".

[Vidmaster7]

You have to have good Intelligence Wisdom and charisma. to be as smart AND charming as myself.

[Timemaster7]

See not just us masters of time...

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

A point that I made earlier.

[Pulg]

Hey hey, fairies! I've just found out that WHEN stands for:

We
Heartily
Endorse
Naccordions.

[Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band]

...What are Naccordions?

[Pulg]

Corrugated nackers (testicles, for American viewers), with a built-in button-operated free reed system within.

[Pulg's Fairy Monkeyboard Trio]

*peturbed synthesised woodwind obbligato"

[Fairy Musicians' Union Official]

I must say on behalf of our membership that we most certainly do NOT endorse ANYTHING OF THE SORT.

EEEVERYBODY OUUUT!

[Pulg]

Away with these bully-boy trade union tactics! Bring back Thatchron!

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I did call their contact number, but it went straight to voicemail.

[Lady Blackmoor]

Mobile reception in that part of Hell is truly, truly shocking.

[Timemaster7]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

A point that I made earlier.

I made it earlier still it just hasn't came to pass yet.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

So, in recap, you (Timemaster7) deal with when and Spacemaster7 deals with where.

But who deals with the others (who, what and why)?

[The when]

The Guess Who.

[Fish-Malkovich]

No-one asked you! Go bother Waterhammmer!

[Waterhammer]

You smurfed?

[Fish-Malkovich]

Yeah, I surfed! Oh wait, you said... nevermind!

Anyway, this worthless chunk of floating rock...

*Points to The When.*

Keeps annoying us! Either sort it out, or I'll eat your finite stones!

[Contrivancecougar]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

So, in recap, you (Timemaster7) deal with when and Spacemaster7 deals with where.

But who deals with the others (who, what and why)?

WHY do you ask?

[The when]

Fish-Malkovich wrote:

Yeah, I surfed! Oh wait, you said... nevermind!

Anyway, this worthless chunk of floating rock...

*Points to The When.*

Keeps annoying us! Either sort it out, or I'll eat your finite stones!

Not a credible threat, tilapia-man.