Very concerned Vidmaster7's page

hmm quite.

Did you just give Pulg crab(s)?

*sees Vid sans pants*

*shivers with antici-*

vic?

What do you have against civilians?

Sometimes I worry I helped turn Mort into a running robot by encouraging her. (it's a joke)

Uh apes then?

Alright guys FAWTL has come to a point where I think it would be best if we just rebooted it. Time to put her down and start over...

I kind of really hoped it wasn't.

CrystalSeas wrote:

Which Shakespeare Character Are You

What the hell, I am Ophelia.

Don't go walking into any lakes Mort....

Vidmaster7 wrote:

You ate the quails head brain and all. Well Every thing I learn about you Mort makes me think that big cat avatar is more and more fitting.

Also for the last few days I wasn't getting enough calcium, so I decided to load up.

Sounds like you needed it.... >.>....

Huh that worked. I was really expecting some sort of witty rebuttal.

Sean-Connery7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

You should have said "I'm right here, Mama."

Yesh If your looking for a bad little boy I know where you can find one.

Your mother was looking for a bad boy, so I tied her up and had my way with her for 47.3 hours last week.

We have an appointment to do it again next week, so you may want to not drop by her house.

47.3 hours? Yeah I don't think some one could survive that. I mean maybe with plenty of breaks etc.

o_O

Are we sure that thing is a rabbit?

~curses loudly and very violently, then starts throwing things~

?

See. Doing it right now.

*pulls out the armchair and sofa* So tell me when you first noticed that your parents had stopped paying attention to you.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

your hotel doesn't have a pool? They would let me use ours if I wanted. I don't but I could.

Sure we do, but even if they would let me use it I wouldn't. It's tiny and I don't trust the chemical levels. They're supposedly automatically controlled, but the controller is wonky as all f&+%.

That is a bit disconcerting.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I am back.

You were gone? So who have I been talking to?

That is a good question.

HEY KIDS! FUN FACT!:

high G wrote:

Hugs and butter.

I'm having major surgery tomorrow. If you don't hear from me again by next Tuesday, then I've taken the long nap.

This was 2 weeks ago.

@high G: I guess now, wherever you are...

..."you-low-G".

Oh Snap... that's disconcerting.

I feel us hairy high and lows are being stereotyped.

No...he or she is in the right place.

o_O are you in the wrong place? I haven't seen vital strike yet and I'm pretty sure power attack is fighter only.

o_O

That's a strange one.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.

Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...

Read it again and it will be the fourth.

Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?

Only if it's a diminished fifth.

Just gonna say I doubt the commoner knows music well enough to get that.

Just drink some of the whiskey and you have a diminished fifth.

Oh I'm disappointed I thought you were making a super clever music joke since a augmented 4th and a diminished 5th sound the same you can skip the 4th.

I was. Now I'm making a second clever joke about drinking alcohol.

Ok now I am the suspicious... >.>

<.<

V.V

^.^

I wouldn't even bother arguing with the people that think the feedback is pointless but yet still give feedback. Their is just something about that I don't trust.

Guys I need freehold may have a weather controlling machine.

...
<.<
>.>
.....

For once I agree with vidmaster.

The Raven Black wrote:

And I feel that forbidding DEX to damage makes such a character completely irrelevant in melee combat

Over the life of a character dex to damage is going to negate between +4 and +8 damage (I'm guessing here) per attack. MOST of the damage is going to come from weapon damage once you get a +1 weapon.

In return for losing +4 to damage you get:
* A better reflex save
* Potentially as good AC
* Better modifiers for dex based skills (stealth, thievery, acrobatics)
* Better ranged attack to hit

We don't know what the feats look like, but this could all more than adequately make up for reduced damage. Even if it didn't, you could just use a special ability that lets someone add +1[W] to their damage in place of strength mod when using a finesse weapon. Alternatively you could reduce DR by 5 (or whatever the PF2e equivalent is) and get a similar result.

Dex to damage is a lazy solution and is one that makes strength and dexterity feel like they're the same score.

O_O

Holy cow

I actually agree with you on something. I need to go sit down. Oh I am sitting...

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Lets all take a moment and be glad that cutting hair doesn't hurt.

I believe that there is a medical condition where it does.

That sounds horrible.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Back in my day there was no drooling emoji. You had to walk over to the girl's house, knock on her door, ask to speak to her, and then drool at her in person.

I like to refer to those times as "The Dark Times"

See technology is improving the world.

I thought that was, "The Dank Memes"...? Or am I doing it wrong, again?

SMH...

(lol)

Whew the "finding a publisher part of this" is going to be the hard part. So much to read and research.

Gary Teter wrote:

FAWTLbot 2000, first epoch:

vidmaster7: Oh, I'm not so much easier to hear that.
vidmaster7: Ok.
vidmaster7: I've got a good time.
vidmaster7: Just the same as long as it can be.
vidmaster7: I'm not a good idea if I'm naked.
vidmaster7: I'm not a fan of my own problems.

OK. But this sounds EXACTLY like vidmaster7. Oh no! A bot within our midst!!!!

RIGHT? I even have to admit that this sounds like me WTF.

BTW I really am not a fan of my own problems. I feel like This is something I've said in spirit.

I mean you kind of just...

*wakes up*

*resumes screaming*

... >.> <.< .... ?

When hitting on a stranger at a bar, try ordering them an appetizer instead of a drink. After all, it's a lot harder to roofie a mozzarella stick than a drink.

>.> hmmm interesting that you know this Gran...

You can always move to the Midwest, with the heroin epidemic wiping out the physical labor pool and all, seems like you'd have your pick of stable jobs (and as a plus side, I know where all the rich horse stables around here).

Umm... *blink blink* yay heroine?

Wow this thread is going quick to the bad lands of personal insults and condescending statements.

I'm very concerned about it.

You know you might be a little CE Gran.

Also is the drink my choice or goattouchers choice? *worried face*

Uhh... OK....

*debates with himself if he should try to explain biology to a trickster god*

Probably not

*walks away*

Mermanism is what you get from having an older sister. It isn't so bad, and does lower your chances of drowning, and will typically go away during adolescence.

Bronyism, however, is the terrible money-draining disease one gets from having two younger sisters.
He is lucky.

Edit: naked pony is best pony.

o_O

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Are you suggesting I become a small fleshy pink fruit?

We've been over this. My pronunciation during the ritual was off. I DIDN' T ASK TO BE FRUIT! I HATE YOU ALL!!

*storms upstairs; listens to The Cure; journals*

Apparently it was a touchy subject...

o_O

This thread turned into a ballroom blitz.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

That makes me worry about you a little.

I'd make up little character sheets for the imaginary players. Then I'd add "character sheet" to the inventory on those character sheets and make up the in-game player characters for the character players. Oh the fun I had!

Fascinating do go on.

(In fact made a new alias)